blood fart

black sweatpants cut into shorts. wolf shirt.

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Pretty dead on.

I wish my teeth weren't totally jacked to shit from years of Sparks and fist fights. I also wish I were more solid, I'm pretty sturdy as is, but I want to be more ripped.

I'm just the worst.

cat shirt jeans black leather and tweed Converse jerky smirky face

bike cats books weed sandwiches naps sit-down showers

This shit is awesome.

http://www.12ozprophet.com/forum/attachment.php?attachmentid=152828 This is me. Only I think I am more random weirdo than hipster shithead. And I know I am way more than 2% be careful. Whatever that means. This is rolling nowhere on spring break.

Re: UNBOXING • 24-pk mystery box if beer I don't think so, but they all totally lost it when I came out of the bathroom as a turtle. The church ladies also threw in a huge gold peace sign medallion, so I had that on, as well. I kept it on for a while, but it was kind of too big on me and hard to navigate things such as walking and stairs. Wore it to meet the pizza dude, but he wasn't impressed. It was pretty hard to stand out on the street and smoke with cigarettes and maintain composure. My insides were a giggle factory. That thing also had sewn in turtle muscles. It made me feel pretty tuff.

This shit is so over-done.

Re: UNBOXING • 24-pk mystery box if beer When I was in London, these dudes were talking about TMNT. Then less than 30 minutes later, I passed a church having a table sale and they had an adult TMNT costume hanging up. I bought it for like 2 dollars and stuck it away in my purse. We went back to hang out and dudes ordered some pizza. I said I had to go put on my pizza party outfit and came out as a Ninja Turtle. They were all like "WHAAAAA?" It was pretty cute. That's kind of what I'm all about.

no thanks.

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Real talk.

I'm not too into facial tattoos at all, but I have a feeling this dude has some real awesome shit going on in those tiny scratchings. There's no possible way that he can have that many small janky tattoos and not have at least a few that are rad. I hope he got arrested for having the most disgusting hair ever. And I don't know what or how these tattoos turned out, I am just grossed out by the set-up. And that's coming from someone who's gotten a number of tattoos done in super janky kitchen set-ups. You can tell by her face, that she sucks at everything.

I also had another tooth pulled because I broke it on something or another. I walked home bleeding from the mouth on that one, too. it was weak not being able to take bong rips for a few days.

it wasn't that bad for me. they just wrenched around in there with all sorts of tools and out came some teeth. there was a training dentist. I let him yoink one out. I walked home and had blood dripping down my chin. I think maybe there was a time or two during healing that it might have sucked kind of bad. but for the most part, it wasn't some super terrible experience.

My mom shipped me some scrap glass I left at her house. So I kept running out of colors. I like parts of it. My cats love the mess out of it. The little tiger one eats the edges of it. I don't mind. They lick and rub on and nap on it most every day. It fits a purpose.

Here's a table I did. It had been sitting on our back patio and I thought I would fix it up some. I hated it at first, but the longer I look at it, the more it grows on me. It now sits in our living room for the cats to lay on. I can't wait to get home and be able to make stuff like this again.

http://www.ezrahaidet.com/ This dude did that painting. He also loves doing pug tattoos and has sheets and sheets of pug flash he's drawn up. He'll do any one of his pug tattoos for like $100 or something super cheap like that. Good stuff. And it is a Black Forest cuckoo clock. We're not too far from the town that is famous for making all the clocks. They have some pretty intense ones to pick from, they are just all super fucking expensive. The little ones (like mine) can run from $500-800. It's been about a five year span from the two apartments. Another move is coming up in the next few months.

I have 0% of that stuff anymore.