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I always let people "do whatever they want" and they are always 100% stoked on what they end up doing. True story. I also have a whole lot of new hella sikk tatts. Maybe I can get some jerk to take some pics.

I'mma be at Chaos in Tejas. I'mma always be in AWWstin. Looking like I just came from a yacht party. Or some hood goth jerk in black lace and black face. Banging those grey tapes. "If you don't like things getting broken, people yelling, or getting punched in the dick, you probably shouldn't be hanging out with us" "I wish everyone was never born" Come hang out and listen to Minor Threat and DJ Screw. Let's pizzaburger. I'm in.

I am proud of you, son. Don't let anything these people may say get you down. You've always been a true friend to me and I appreciate all that you have done for me over the years. You know I always got your back. I cut to the bone for my B.A.M.s. ANd you don't wanna marry me. You said I be getting too skinny. Even though I stay eating cake at 4 in the morning erry night. Except last night, I went for biscuits and gravy at five in the morning. My eating habits aside, you know I am trouble. You should listen to your own advice when it comes to me.

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Everything really happened. Except for the stuff that was made up.

I liked what I wrote at nine this morning. It made me laugh. I went to sleep and woke up and it was gone. It's for the best. I got told to stay away from this place and get my life right. It's solid advice.

This story relates to my life. you know this though.

Trying to be different is so played out.

I'm a good friend to have. Even when I am a mess, I never turn my back on someone and do anything and everything I can to help them. Most of the time helping others makes my life harder. But I keep doing it and people keep turning to me for help.

People tend to think me to be interesting. I am real fun to be around until I am a total nightmare to be around. And the switch happens in the blink of an eye. Come on down. I'll be around.

Sure thing. People still answer my calls in the middle of the night because I have such a sweet sweet voice. Even when it's full of rage and aggression. I only really call a couple of people. But they are getting real tired of my antics. I see things crumbling right in front of my eyes, and I can't put the brakes on to stop it.

Every morning I wake up to texts begging me to stop calling in the middle of the night to bicker.

My brother just stopped by to tell me that I don't have any friends. He knows what he's talking about.

You didn't lose me, I went to smoke and couldn't get back in so I just sat and waited for ya'll to notice I was gone. All ya'll Londoners were stoked on Newports. How you gonna be mad hiphop and roll your own smokes? I keeps it gully.

I stay mad bonered up.

Marry Mero. /end all.

Katzen Hobbes

http://www.facebook.com/#!/media/set/?set=a.1405113003862.2061969.1113502618 All these.

I like the beers. And that chick has been doing tattoos for prolly ten years now. She's still horrible. Seriously, all the shit she does belongs in here. But she's nice. Although her husband is a total shitbag creeopoid.

I never lose anything, but my air conditioner makes a real loud banging noise when it shuts off. It's haunted, for sure.

Re: And she loves to show Mero off, of course/smile every time his name shows up in the So No way dude. This stuff is all private issues. I can't be having people know what my struggles are.

Re: And she loves to show Mero off, of course/smile every time his name shows up in the So If you made videos, I would youtube them on my massive hip hop tv screen and keep it on repeat all day long. My friends would prolly get creeped out. But I think that happens when they around me anyways. People be trying to act like they ain't feeling R Kelly and wanna debate me on it and get asked to leave my home. I sent you a message on facebook. Check it out, yo.

Re: And she loves to show Mero off, of course/smile every time his name shows up in the So Imma bout to ask you for some advice. I think I already know what you gonna tell me.

I don't believe you. Married people don't have sex. It's scientifically proven.

I once saw a grown man cry on a ghost show. true story.