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You gotta be tough to your kids, and it's easier to just punch them to get the point across. But yelling at them works too, if you do it right. no need to use violence....

on 4th grade I said to my teacher "Go rip your cunt, bitch"

ATTN I hear eye drops are poisonous and affect your central nerve system. I suggest laxatives, the guy might be extra sensitive for eyedrops, and pass out for life. That'd mean your sandwiches getting stolen in FEDERAL PRISON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

well, I guess this is pretty much all-season... but it goes well with all the soccer goin on this summer.....

HAH! I was just moving the other day, and afterwards my mom asked what I had in the red box she was carrying. "transformers." I said. I'm afraid the movie's gonna suck, though.

I know!!! 1. just put a note in the between of the sandwich layers: "next time you catch rat poison motherfucker!" That way, if it's left untouched you can still eat the sandwich, after removing your note. But make sure that he hasn't edited the sandwich with rat poison, and leave the note there 2. put 5 fully armed G.I. Joe plastic figures guard your sandwich. Have Snake Eyes hang on a rope from the ceiling of the fridge, Storm Shadow and Duke hide behind the sandwich, etc. No one on his/her right mind would ever mith with a fucking ninja commando! 3.place your sandwich inside a locked metal safe, attached to the inner structures of the refridgerator with chains .

IF i had trouble like that on my ass I woudn't be at work in the first place. "I'm not coming today, I have rash on my ass" it's easy like that! it should be! ass comes first.

Re: goddman christian niggers knocked on my door I'm so fucking hungry right now. starrvingg fuckfuckfuck

LOL that's the cheesiest picture ever

the rain forests are cool yo. and bush is wack, come on guys! think, and..um discuss

1995, I was 13. -used to rent chuck norris and american ninja type of videos with my friend. Also some police academy. Man I had no idea of good movies. Saw taxi driver the first time but couldn't make shit out of it. -my friend found his dads porn stash. There was a one movie with a bunch of guys tenting in a forest, telling each other stories that made the fuck-scenes in the movie. one was a phone repairsman, someone had fucked a secretary or something. would be hilarious to see that shit again -offspring and green day were the shit. Then I read an offspring interview on Thrasher magazine where the singer said that he's afraid at their shows when kids go nuts and jump off the stage etc. I thought he was a big pussy so I didn't like that band anymore. still got that smash album somewhere. yuck -got my first "girlfriend" but I was too shy and also didn't find her very attractive. I managed to break her heart, she cried and got really depressed. It was a fucking shock to me. After that I've been way too careful not to be an asshole again. it's been quiet for me...haha -kids had started smoking cigarettes, drink alcohol and write graffiti. Everyone had a tag with "F" as the initial letter. I'd write sloppy "Frog" tags at this abandoned house we found. People wrote "i.d." next to their tags if they were drunk, it was fucking stupid. it took me still about 5 years to figure out how to paint a simple fill-in & outline. none of my friends got past the toy stage, everyone quit before 97. -got drunk the first time and had the first and latest two cigarettes of my life that day. the same night at least two kids got too intoxicated and started to throw up blood, it was fucked up. -saw this catfight, a 13y/o girl smashed another in the face with a bottle. people were cheering, blood was all over the place. We threw small rocks at them -the houseparties were always insane. windows smashed, all the shit stolen and the food from the fridge used as wallpaper. phone wires ripped off the walls and garden fences fallen apart. fun times fun times. after 95 everything went to shits in my town, I'm so glad I'm out. Kids stopped writing graffiti, everyone started to listen to rap and I got tired of myself and my friends. Shit changed alot after that.

old one, but classic... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xgdKrvZONqU

My first attempt at photo hunt was a fucking disaster, didnt remember half of the subjects to hunt... god damn fucking hell. next time I'll wrie that shit down

Damn, that's a good idea and I feel tempted. Too bad I have no booze in the house and I really have to get some sleep really soon Btw in case you didnt know, that urban ninja activity is called "parkour" and I've considered it remotely homosexual/hipster for a while now.

Lately I've woken up because I in sleep I realize I'm dreaming of nonsense. It pisses me the fuck off because that's what dreaming is all about. Then I start thinking, and wont get a single bit of tiniest sleep for the night

^ cool somebody post more chicken heads please

I vote for deletion of this thread unless boobage is inserted within 2 hours

Are you guys serous? That book looks like a cheap shot of Platon No I won't check it out. but thanks anyway

^ Lomo? edit: of course. I love that camera

They're selling air somewhere I'm sure. with elegant typography and "ingredients" listed on the cover.

Thats why you gotta make him pay his medical too. two bads makes it good.

it says "VIOISISI"

smash.

I'll try to get some pics this weekend...