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LOL i just read the first line and was gonna quote and say "im rick james bitches" and then i read the second line and it turned out u ment the same thing. This is all me and my brother keep saying lately. . . happy birthday

wud be better if it turned itself . .

i had to check that some mad screaming thing wasnt gonnajump out on me when staring at it. I hate those things. But turns out its legit, its impressive

i used to be able to spend all day on a computer easily. Time can fly and when u get to 6 hours if feels like youve only really been on for one. I used to get up in the morning and be like "hmm just play half an hour of Counter Strike then get on with getting ready" I'd be on all day and waist hours easily. Depressing really. . .

best option yet. You have nothing to lose as you just found the money and didnt earn it. And if it does work you can make thousands. DO IT

just weighed myself and im 10.5 stone

this one right here is my favourite, theres a tool in photoshop to turn photos into like 3 colors like ure picture right here. Does anyone know how?

i never met anyone that famous really. Ive met blade, revok, rime, askew, smash, kent, atom, can2. That was about as close as i get.

pee'd in her butt

u play WoW? you n00b. A couple of years ago my nerdy friends were holding a LAN so we could all play counter strike at his house. This kid didnt go cos he wanted to play WoW at home.

yeah man ill talk to her when she gets back. Just found out i think shes split up with her boyfriend before she went. Cheers man

lol thanks casek. Sorry Ayebee

I've been waiting for one of these threads for so long! Theres this girl i like at the moment, lets call her Sarah. So were friends and shit but were not too close, i met her at a m8s party a couple of months ago and ive seen her about 8-10 times since and were always chatting. Shes well sound, bums art, and is intelligent, i cant stand dumb girls lately. So yeah it turns out she likes funny guys and within our friendship group id have to say i have the best sense of humour out of us which is a bonus. She found out i liked her cos she was sat next to my friend when i told her on msn and i didnt know anything about it. So that pissed me off cos i didnt have a clue and i didnt want her to find out like that. So we start talking a bit more and i message her a few times on myspace and she likes me. She found out i write cos i walked home once and bumed into her and she heard my bag rattling. But shes really interested in it, i dont like people know i paint cos its bait but i dunno with her it gives her somthing to talk to me about. But then i went completely off her cos her friend killed herself and she went downhill, she started cutting herself and just going off track and we didnt talk for a while. So now its all gone away i started talking to her again and its all good. But shes going out with this dickhead who treats girls like shit and has a chode aparentlyyy. But yeah shes gone away to russia atm and she took my address to send me a postcard and when she gets back shes gonna come round and watch some films at mine cos we organised it which is a bonus cos ill have her tomyself to chat too. I dunno to just be like YO i like you and shit or just let it keep going cos she must know i still like her? I dont know if she likes me back as just a m8 or wants to go further cos she keeps giving little things away which i dont know how to take. Like before she went on holiday she said she was meeting up with her m8s to say goodbye and have a drink and i said kool ill see you there. And then it got cancelled and she personally text me to say it wasnt happened but she was free now if i wanted to go meet cos she wanted to see me before she went. So i was like cool yeah ill go. So i went and we talked a bit gave her a hug goodbye that was it. Another thing she was going on like "o yeah dont forget our film sess! i really wanna see those films" so i was like yeah. What should i do 12oz? Want more info?

that must seriously stink having to do deal with it, its not like you can go home and leave it behind cos its actually happening at your house. Things will pass over in time it cant go on forever. . . In my town theres this disabled guy called Dan. Hes completely off it, imagine some late teen geek dressed in jeans, glasses, and a beard like the guy off Gaybar song, thats him. When ever im out with my friends i always see him floating around town and shit. Normally this doesnt bother me if he comes over and sits down as long as he doesnt interact with me im cool with it. But thing is everyones always picking on him and spitting on him and shit, and Dan doesnt seem to get the idea there being horrible hell just be out the next day floating around talking to people. It just pisses me off he cant see there being horrible getting him to do retarded shit. So yesturday im out and about meeting up with my friends to go hang out and there talking to a bunch of people who i seen around and over comes Dan. So these girls are all there just talking to him saying there m8 fancies him which i found funny and shit then one guy gets up and hits him right in the face. Dans like "err what happened?" I thought that shit had gona too far man hes a disabled guy who doesnt know what the fuck is going on. I told the guy hes a fat twat and he was like getting angry. He was like you want a punch too. I was like "your a fucking idiot, you just hit some disabled guy for no reason and you feel all good about it i hope you get beaten up by a gimp some day" he was like looking at me and he couldnt decide whether or not he would win in a fight against me so he stopped. Anyways like you i just need to get shit off my chest too cos i jsut want this guy to stop thinking in his head people like him.

how old are you?

when i was a kid id so crazy shit like if i walked off a curb with my left foot id have to make the right foot even by walking back off a curb with that. Same with anything, shit could go on for hours. .

my brother once said "Old enough to know better, to young to give a fuck"

This is fucking SICKKK i love it

i love shit like this

loop troop. . ambush in the night, spray can stories.

thanks for editing my story its deffo more than 7 now. Good thread, , ,

woah shit. . rip

lol damn not even a 7?

When i was back in school these kids used to pick on me. . I wasnt very popular but these kids were. The main one was quite chubby and he used to always call names and shit like that. . . a few fights broke out and i used to get beaten up. I fucking hated school, then a year later it started kicking off again it was just as everyone was lining up to go into school. id say 80% of school was crowded around whilst me and this kid were fighting. I thought fuck this im not going down easily im putting up a fight for once in my life. I hit this guy square in the nose and he was like WTF? didnt expect it at all. i was all over him knocking the shit. The teacher ripped me off and i got detention even though it was defending myself. For the rest of the week i had a smile on my face, he had a black eye and a swollen nose, the whole school knew who i was. He didnt try bullying me since after thAT. . .