the part about long john silvers is soo funny
"he wont buy you a shrimp plate from long john silvers aint that aint what but 2.99, but hell give you sperm in your mouth or semen in your rectum."
"they know how to soothe her body and soothe her vagina"
"a woman whos lonely her vagina is cold, she got a man but he aint pushin her walls"
this shit is funny...id fuck the lady talkin
"all penises are not created equal"
"bend her like a pretzel"
but its nice to get the right deviant sex act
as defined by urban dictionary:
arab goggles
Put ones testicles over someones eyes
While I was doing your mom I gave her some Arab goggles
i guess this would also be arab goggles
Re: At war with my morals.
what would joe camel do
i would say dont do it but its not like people are going to not smoke if you dont or start if you do...as long as you dont smoke i think thats all you can do....a job is a job
phones suck....all my homies who are habitual cheaters would never get phones...so i guess not having a phone has some benefits, but it is hard to hook up a sack though
Re: VIRGINIA TECH SHOOTING
imagine how many people die in iraq....not to take away from this in any way but just think....we could fill thousands of pages