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Thanks!

In general yes. If you want a super clean shave go once with the grain and then lightly shave again going against the grain for touch up work. I only do the second step against the grain if I am going out to dinner or a job interview or just want to look extra clean. I tend to cut myself more going against also. Follow up with a moisturizer as shaving twice tends to dry the skin more also.

It goes down your face. Rub your hand along your cheek, notice how when your hand is going down it is smooth that is because the grain is going that way. Then rub upwards and there will be some bristleness and resistance that is against the grain.

So, how do I post my desktop?

Gran Torino

This shit is getting sidetracked folks. Cadet Kickass has an opportunity to bring a lot to the ounce with a quarterly report on his progress in training along with a photo thread. I for one welcome the aspiring state trooper to the forum and look forward to learning about the training that police seem to forget when they graduate from academy. Here I sit upon the pooper giving birth to another state trooper- the first graffiti I can remember reading written on the inside of a stall on a Washington state ferry

Jeez, well if you are showering with cold water you are probably not too worried about steam on the mirror. Yea you have to clean soap off the mirror when it builds up but sometimes in a steamy bathroom it is worth the work later to get a good look at your mug to finish the job proper and get out the door. I stand firm on the need to wash ones face with hot water to ensure a good shave.

You can make any mirror fog free by rubbing a small amount of soap over the mirror. You need to prime your face with hot water to have a proper shave, you do not see them pulling towels out of buckets of ice water for the gangsters at the barber shop in the movies for a reason.

Thanks for the heads up, I loved totoro.

False, I was assigned 160 hours of community service once, but after going for drinks with the girl at the non profit I did not have to finish. Took, do you really know what a gammon reel is? TPBM has listened to "Straight out of Compton" within the last year

I was working a general labor job one time and this guy I was working with was like "where is your budwieser?" when I informed this gentleman that I had a stocked fridge at home he replied "what the fuck? you came to work without your tools! thats okay kid you can borrow mine for the day" and grabbed a ice cold can from his truck and put it on the saw horse. That was a good day.

Am I the only one who has a hard time playing NES on the keyboard? I only put a few minutes into it but I could not even get past the first level of CONTA.

I did not notice that. The kind I have used comes with a amulet type thing that you crack to spread the glue over a woven piece of fabric and apply to wound. I remember it working really well but this was like eight years back so I could be wrong.

I think that if I had to put up with the kind of shit that people give servers I would have anger management issues within a week.

gets you what? my first negaprop?

Yea, I think New York must be okay. My buddy out there had his childs mother up and move out on em with no warning taking the kid to Florida. My friend did not want to make the situational ugly by involving the courts so he waited awhile. Kid ended up becoming a resident of Florida. In NY 50 50 is the starting point for a situation like his, in Florida 100 percent custody to the mother assumed in cases of unmarried parents. Now he is fucked. Moral of the story: don't sleep on handling business when it comes to your children.

Cadet Kickass, you should make a thread about the process of being trained as a trooper.

Liquid stitches are a good thing to have around. Super glue works for nice clean cuts that are not too small. I thought this thread would be about injuries incurred in the throws of passion.

You should watch the movie Slacker to get up on your history.

In wa you the first step is a temporary parenting plan hearing. I think that the Commissioner assumed that I was the abuser and had manipulated the system to get the charges on cbm. When you google the Commissioner in question there is a craigslist post on the same page that says "Judge xxxxxx loves crackhead mothers" so I do not think I am the only father to have problems with her. As far as who I am, my criminal history has not been brought up very much if at all during this whole affair. The system in WA is not the greatest when it comes to fathers rights is all. Kim, clean out your inbox, I tried to send you a PM but the computer says you have exceeded your storage.

False, I would kick it with her and I recall thinking that her daughter in the TV show was not looking so bad... TPBM would smash Debbie Gibson

For years and years I avoided a legal parenting plan because my child's mother was not agreeable to it. My son spent more time with me than her. There were weeks when she would not see him at all. If I wanted a weekend off she would demand that I pay her for watching him. My job required that I start early so I changed up and watched him whenever he was awake and would drop him off at her house after dinner and before bedtime. She went ape a couple of years ago and I had to take things to the court to get them sorted out. I came to court with a Domestic Violence Restraining Order, multiple police reports, emails threatening to kidnap and kill my child, letters from teachers going back to daycare, and more. The court made me a weekend dad for the first time in my life. Now I have taken it to trial and she has admitted much of her behavior with out remorse. She denies the reality of the amount of time my kid spent with me and paints a different picture. I am awaiting the ruling of the Judge. I may continue to only see my child on the weekends despite all this evidence. If Kim were to "bide his time" I imagine that this woman would continue to "put his ball in a vice" and fuck with him as much as she could. So it becomes a question of how he wants to live his life which is his own business. To take the wait and build evidence approach is not entirely without merit however. Perhaps stomach out another year and then blitz her. I told myself I would do that when my child was four months old, but it is odd how a fucked up relationship can convince you that all kinds of wrong is okay and the time never came until I had to call the police to stop cbm from breaking down my door.

780 dollars per year for facial hair maintenance seems a little high to me.

CALI I do not know that you would save any money due to the buying power of KFC. And in a departure from the topic of the thread I will share with you my recipe for fried chicken which has won the praise of many and even gotten me laid before. You will need: Chicken, Wondra brand flour, salt, Old Bay seasoning, pepper, olive oil, butter combine flour, some salt, old bay and pepper in a plastic bag you can gauge how much old bay and pepper by the color of the mix. You will want to see the presence of these ingredients without overpowering the mix. Trim excess fat from chicken and shake in bag. In a pan over medium or medium low heat equal parts oil and butter. Add chicken when the pan is ready. Cook until golden and delicious. Make a gravy and serve over rice with greens.