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morton

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  1. I might get back into bmx based on the strength of that photograph alone. I hear ya GBM but can not put my thoughts on the matter into words in any real way.
  2. False, I do own a jump rope however. TPBM boxed as a kid
  3. put a flag over her face and do it for your country
  4. They tried real castration back in the day and it did not work. My comment about "any old bullet" doing the job was more of a expression of how I feel about the issue emotionally than a expression of preferred policy.
  5. You will always get more sexy time action when you travel.
  6. Well I drink more beer than liquor but it is changing desire and preference. True with exceptions I suppose would be the most appropriate answer. TPBM knows the difference between a zenith angle and a vertical angle.
  7. Grape Nehi Recipe Ingredients 2 oz Vodka 2 oz Chambord raspberry liqueur 3-4 slices Lemon or orange Blend with Ice cubes Mixing Instruction Crush Ice with lemon (or orange) and alcohols in a large glass. Use a strainer and pour into a coctail glass. Optional: add lemon wedge or salt to glass. But with limes. You almost have to be under 30 to get away with ordering this though.
  8. Don't be a dummy and combine actually doing things and goofin around i.e. don't drive drunk with a pound in the trunk.
  9. If you are in a house where there is someone who is wanted by law enforcement and the phone rings with a unknown caller asking for that person; duck because the house is about to get raided.
  10. Read a playboy interview with him where they talked about his time as a bouncer in Chicago. Told a story about some guy who stabbed another bouncer and MR. T body slammed the guy 4 times onto a fire hydrant back down. OUCH
  11. The first time I got one as an adult was last year and it was the first year in many that I did not get the flu. Medical science has fucked up many times but one thing that is true is that vaccines have saved millions of lives weather the hippies want to admit it or not.
  12. Re: ANIMATED GIF HALL OF FAME SUPERTHREAD Does it make me less human that I can eat chips while watching people die in cute little animations on the internet and not flinch or anything?
  13. I am not going to answer that here, what if someone gets e-beef and wants to come hunt me down? If I say I do not own a hand gun they will think I am un-armed, if I say I have a hand gun they will bring a assault rifle. TPBM has been threatened on the internet before.
  14. You could end up with both or with neither. It may be that I am old fashioned or that I grew up without the internet but I would not put pictures of anyone I had any respect for up on the internet in a situation such as this.
  15. False, TPBM thinks LSD changed the world.
  16. False, Never had roommates. If I am not with a female or my kid I prefer to be alone when at home. TPBM owes someone they know money but does not plan on paying it back ever.
  17. False, I need to make some, thanks for the heads up! TPBM drinks clamato
  18. Well, now that you mention it I suppose it is a pretty lame question. What strikes me as more odd is the situation in which you observed the nuts in question. If I were to check out anything upon walking in upon a friend engaged with a female it would certainly not be the man's testicles. I for one would like to keep observations, thoughts and remarks about male genitals off the table for my discussion with the internet. TPBM thinks that the law should be that pedestrians yield to cars.
  19. http://www.amazon.com/National-Geographic-Atlas-World-Eighth/dp/0792275438/ref=sr_1_1?ie=UTF8&s=books&qid=1253146705&sr=1-1 http://www.amazon.com/Orion-Illuminated-Globe-2d-Black-Ocean/dp/B000S5X6Z8/ref=sr_1_16?ie=UTF8&s=toys-and-games&qid=1253146790&sr=8-16 http://www.amazon.com/Silva-Ranger-515-CL-Compass/dp/B000VSA6NC/ref=sr_1_1?ie=UTF8&s=sporting-goods&qid=1253146836&sr=8-1
  20. gift certificate to parachute out of a airplane, professional massage hooker a stetson nice pocket knife
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