porn just not in the woods:A year or two ago my friends hosted a party at a dad`s house that the dad never lived at or something, so i showed up and looked around the house and found a some old krylon which i adopted, in the basement there was a wood shop full of old playboys and shit but the real fun happened when we were all drunk and proceeded to look through the dad`s room and found a national geographic animals mating VHS tape in a nightstand drawer next to some condoms.... people are fucking weird