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HAHA^^ Is your boss asian? Also, it seems relevant to put it here, sooooooo: In my experience, if you've ever dated a single (one) asian girl, everyone assumes that you have an asian "thing." Has anyone else experienced this? -fuse. p.s. This was posted in reply to Theo's reply.

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This seems to happen at all the parties that I go to. And if there are girls there, they're always 17 or 18 yrs old. I don't fuck around with that. Mostly because I don't like girls that think that making out necessitates having romantic feelings. -fuse.

Whoa Theo, you know you can't just go posting things that long in Channel Zero, that looks like a Crossfire post. Jst bustN ur harblz. -fuse.

Where those the monster truck toys that had jaws that you could open and they would growl and be all feirce? -fuse.

Not murderers and rapists. And even then, I think we only kill them because we are morally obligated to. -fuse.

It could be gravy. Gravy on french fries is hot stuff. -fuse.

Every time I see the title of this thread I think it's something about ninjas until I realize that it says nigga. What can I say, I love ninjas. -fuse.

Nicely done seeks. -fuse.

Re: Have you ever smirnoffed and wessoned? Ask your friend that's standing outside. -fuse.

Re: Have you ever smirnoffed and wessoned? Damn you Irish, I was just about to say that. -fuse.

Hipsters stink of a mixture of bar smoke, alcohol, their b.o., and other people's b.o. Naturalist? Is that like some sort of word that keeps me from realizing you mean a goddamn hippy? Survivalist, they smell like the manliest of men. The woodsy sort that is, not the urban (homeless) kind. They smell like stale urine. -fuse.

Re: Have you ever smiffed and wessoned? That's strange, how would that have happened? -fuse.

Apparently the aussies have this stuff called boracca that is some sort of miracle drug. I think it even cures some forms of cancer. -fuse.

That's the gayest anti-drug commercial ever. -fuse.

I'll have to go check it out. Currently I'm wearing adidas antipersperant that claims to give me 48 hours of protection. -fuse.

It's two squirrels fucking. -fuse.

I had no idea that unscented even existed. -fuse.

Heh, there's this store called d.e.m.o. that's owned by pacsun. They're mad hip hop. They have those orthopedic lookin' ice cream shoes and everything. -fuse.

1. It'll pass, happens sometimes when you have too much shit on your mind. 3. That sucks. 4. Awkward.... 5. Do what you do 6. That's kinda fucked up that the hotel fucked up and then charged the couple because of the fuck up. 7. That's the sleep talking. -fuse.

^^classy.

I get pissed whenever someone decides they can't make it home because it means that I end up having to wear something to bed rather than nothing. -fuse.

I want this ho Wifi enabled, broadband internets, 5MP camera, and sexy styling. All in a Nokia phone, so you know it's indestructable. -fuse.

Fur is tight. Here's why: Hella warm. Hella soft. Made out of animals. What more could you want? -fuse.

Some lame offroad truck game. I wouldn't doubt that it had the word "Xtreme" in the title. -fuse.