Mauler5150

I laughed based on the pic alone, but having now watched the video, are we sure this isn't actually DAO?

Yes I know I am a bipolar maniac who posts unfiltered thoughts that have long ruminated in My head to where I need to cathartically release them by making jokes of those who have subversively tried to insinuate that "MO You'll Die" as being the title of their specific breed of human. And I ain't going anywhere as I live in My own country unlike said imports who have come here for a better life only to try make mine worse with their bullshit. Whilst this vitriol is directed at the one specific whore who never paid any rent or bills or contributed anything positive (cleaning, cooking, or doing anything beyind getting My brother to use IV needles to take meth and heroin) to the place I shared with My brother for 10 months prior to Me being ready to kill or readmit Myself to the psyche ward which they had already sent Me to on two previous occasions for dealing with them and their junkie associates who overran My house such that I had no ability to protect My own private domain and internet (as evidenced by My modem logs of the time which revealed packet injections from nefarious devices).

The point of this thread (if mods allow it) is that one only resorts to physical warfare and fighting when they have lost the mental war. If one fails to see how I am both self deprecating at how a failed "mother" of 4 kids she left behind and neglected as she left her own mother to raise as she got my brother to use needles so that he succumbed to rage to where he beat both her and Me up, as I point out humorous aspects of the terms they use to define themselves as being actually applicable in this instance I quote from My past, coupled with the fact "Everything is One" and I am part of said "One" then I can say whatever I wish without repercussions as nothing matters in this soulless domain of debauched evil that is this world and the internet. Until I am proven wrong, in that I find a woman is capable of loving Me as I have shown I wish to be loved (as I have never hit a woman other than one time I reflectively slapped My own Mother after she slapped Me for being a 8 year old shit before I realised what I did and ran away before copping a true beatdown from which I learned a lesson). The only way this can occur for Me is that the laughs I have at laughing at the screen and in-jokes on this forum and the jnternet are shared in real life with an actual person whose comedy is in line with mine lest the "tree falling in the woods with nobody around to hear it make a sound" situation occurs.

/yesmad fwiw

And I only know of this due to My brother having a girl descended from such a clan who both attacked Me and nearly smashed a Smirnoff vodka bottle over My head as I tried to protect My LAN in adjusting My modem settings one day only for Me to end up hospitalised with stitches in My forehead. So whilst "Snitches get stitches" I can retroactively make a joke about these Mouldi pieces of shit who come to My country of Australia to rape and pillage our economy due to their own country veing fuxked as a result of them allowing it to be buttfuxked so hard they got their colons pierced. So yeah, I needn't say more as I don't respect any clan who uses My MO and attaches it to a form of bacteria that infects and infests wounds like the black eyes My brother inflicted upon the stupid bitch who he attacked Me with that day. And for her to live in fear of him is the true joke, as that is what one gets from straying from the 13th Prophet known as Matthew Luke as I bake these fools as the "Baker's dozen" member of the Dirty Dozen Society.

Was designing a world whereby She|He infected it with a race of physically massive islanders of which a certain breed is known as "Mouldis". Last I checked, mould is a bacteria that humans do best to avoid, so any tattooed member of such a clan has tattooed themselves to get as far away from the image of God in which they were initially incarnated before the mould obviously infected their brains such that they would prostitiute their daughters to colonists as they bow down to the Monarchy and allow their "All Black" land to be taken over by inbred British as part of the Commonwealth.

I gave up on the nangs as I left My nang machine at My Mums place, and they really destroy your teeth (which is crazy to think that dentists use the gas?). Although given I woke up just now from a siesta with gum (potentially wisdom tooth) pain, it might be time to revisit the cheap legal high that nangs provide.

Dude carrying 2 Krangs around on his hands.

Butter chicken but it was totally shit and devoid of the butter chicken/orange sauce. I quit the Hawaiian pizza because reasons. A $25AUD pizza on it's own that on the $19.99 deal comes with a pizza and garlic bread, as you know, it totally makes sense economically. And don't eat a full pizza, a garlic bread and a litre of softdrink before going to the beach for a swim. as I learned yesterday, it isn't worth the bloat.

Well this is as PG as I can get with "peeing in a butt with a funnel" for the laughs of the Oontz whilst I make fun of the dead rapper Offset and all the pimps, drug dealers and other assorted criminal scumbags that partake in such behaviour. Whilst I used to play as the Atlanta in Tecmo Super NBA on the SNES and I saw the Hawks play the Knicks (at MSG) when I was in the USA last, I would make sure to take a shit on the grave of the dead rapper from Migos if I ever go to Atlanta to teach humanity that pimping is not the way to go lest they get shit on by Me as I outlive them and laugh as they die as a result of being piece of garbage humans who break the Golden Rule in their exploitation of others

I remember all of these shows. "Ask the Leylands, Ask the Leylands Ask the leyland brothers!" lol. And No I didn't watch these clips I just remember it. I have a huge plastic sheet I bought so that I could paint in My van without destroying My couch (as it is fixed in place pretty much, as the back door only opens in one specific geographical locale for some reason), so it is good to know I can harvest water with it if I go offgrid someday

Amen to such thinking. The world would be a happier place if more "men" gave less of a fuck about attempting to live their lives vicariously through watching other men play sports and instead focused on doing things other than watching other men run around on the grass all day or watching such events on television. And for the lifeless tards who feel their alliegence to sporting teams consisting of members who don't even acknowledge you exist outside of being a mere "supporter or fan" is the defining aspect of their identity, you should really ask yourself whether you, as an adult, are really alive or dead.

Video not available for Me so likely will be the case for Schnitzel as well.

I am 3.5 chapters into the book "Do What You want" that details the story of Bad Religion. It is an interesting read so far and to learn of how My life has had so many parallels with the early days of the band is interesting to Me at least.

One quote that I always remember from here that someone can search and find the root of was the phrase "This N wears glasses" and I say it to Myself inside My head from time to time and get a chuckle thinking of this place, given I am unable to utter the phrase aloud lest I get more cancelled than I am already. I can't remember if it was the A or ER spelling though, and it could actually be a Mero quote from the Myspace thread but contextually in the original guise it appeared on here with associated pic, it was hella funny.

Well I see Myself as being a Dragon to cover off the snake part and I encounter enough bears in public so you shouldn't be weary of them. Plus in Australia here, if the simulation makes Me get bitten by a dugite, it is just scripted Information technology code at the end of the day so no big deal. I had an idea for a joke about digging IT but I couldn't phrase it correctly.

Or just download the We-vibe app and plug up the assholes you encounter with a Ditto or Vector so that you let fools know that they need to quit their homo shenanigans. It makes life much more fun knowing I can just use My iPhone to send a drone carrying a vibrating buttplug that will be inserted with no lube into fools rectums, provided My Geometry is correct.

I will allow you a silver chair as I prefer a Golden throne. Yw

I was going to say that those types just go by the "F" part of TPWF and don't exist, yet one just walked thru the door of Taco Bell here wearing Tight pants so they do exist, just not on the scale that they did during the saggin TPWF diaper ass heydays of 2005-2010.

Am I the onky Oontzer to have met NDGT in person to verify He isn't just a matrix construct (as He verified verbally to Me in person).

And whilst I didn't make $26M USD last year, I also didn't go about letting some other dude grab Me in a sexual way so that I could make money like Logan did. At some point you have to put a price on one's dignity, and I guess we now see how all the money in the world can't stop you getting molested by another man under the guise of "comedy" in the USA

Well in My internet browsing I found that "comedian" Andrew Schultz seems to suffer from the same affliction and fetish as Purple Aki in that he likes to squeeze muscles of other men in order to get his kicks. Had to make these shorts if only to let the internet's biggest egomaniac in Logan Paul be immortalised on the page of the Lord where his arms, pecs and thighs are being squeezed by another man who happens to be wearing a Hitler hairdo. If this isn't peak internet comedy, then what is?

It is for this reason why I am reluctant to click on too many links from this place. You can go into your google settings though and clear your search history yet it screws your algorithm even worse as you start from scratch and lose obscure things you may have watched yet didn't subscribe to, as I did this at a point in time and I forgot a heap of random podcasts I used to watch maybe once a month or so.

A school friend tried to sell Me on watching this. He loves it so much he got a tattoo of the guy pictured put on his arm. I think having another man tattooed on you is more gay than wearing TPWF jeans, and told him as such to his face.

Airtags wouldn't work as they are dependent upon being in close proximity to internet signal producing devices, which isn't a likely scenario on the open ocean. I left one at My Great grandparents gavesite in one of the flower holdees so it would be easy to find should I go back to visit next time I am in tbe area, yet I think someone grabbed it as it hasn't shown up on FindMy for a while, so save your money instead.