Mauler5150

I watched the Foriegner dvd the other day, hahaha! My uncle turned me onto them, now you have put 'Cold as ice...' back in my head again. I never realised they were on Myspace. Anyway the song I have on my page is The Glass Prison found here http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewProfile&friendID=91584985 The last song I heard on Myspace was These Walls which is also found at that page. Plus I agree with poridos comment about the bitches that put all that shit on their pages and it is always some annoying crappy song that sticks in your head.

Fucken hell, I never knew this was going to be a live-action movie! Goddamn! This is going to be sick!

We don't need to see like professional photos, we need to see photos like in the 'I want to see you...' thread. That way we can see what the hell you are on about.

Hahahah! Fucken hell man!! You like summed up all i lift ou of my story right there! I still vividly remember goin to my friends wake (he killed jhimself, shotgun to the head, his mum found him) with my stripper ex and all my friends were gagging for her. Like fuck, I eventually had to leave as all my friends were just drooling too much and I don't like walking in puddles. Glad to hear you got rid of yours once she found the drugs, I was lucky in that she chose the drugs over me (because I wouldn't let her associate with any of them in the 'scene) when she wasn't working.

That is the truest statement I have ever heard!!!! ROFL!!!

I dont know about the one i was with. Like I was 4 years older and I sorta almost enticed her into becoming one as I taught her alot of shit about things (ie. sex) I dont think showing her pron and telling her how much the girls were gettting helped either.

So did I. Pity it wont be coming out on PS2

What a fucken wack idea!! I can almost see a tv show being made from this shitty idea, hahaha.

Maybe he means he got like that Hulk Hogan second wind or something?

Fuck man, I know heaps of guys that dream of strippers and, as you say none of them can be trusted. The worst thing is that the stripper tag has fucked up relationships I have had since then as the other girls think of what they are being compared to. All I wanna say is it isn't all it is cracked up (or imagined) to be

*****Oh yeah, I should have said I was with her for 14 months before she became a stripper, then lasted 5 months once she became one.*****

I went out with one for 5 months. I was with her when she was a schoolgirl (16) then she became a stripper the day after she turned 18 (Valentines Day, no less!) Shit really fucked me up. I tried to take solace in the 'they can only look while I get to fuck her' mentality but it fucked me up in the long run. Like where I am from is a small place really, and I walked around town thinking of what mofo's we were passing had seen her naked. Shit just became too hard to deal with. Anyhow, I found out after we broke up (thru the small city grapevine, coincedently someone I met thru her at her work whom befriended one of my friends) that she was straight while I was in her life, then after 6 months of being in the 'game' she ended up going into the harder drugs, then became like a junkie. My cousin saw her later on at a stripclub in town and barely recognised her, as she was high as a kite. I have no respect for any of them, and none that I met then or since were clean. They are all on drugs and the no touching thing is bullshit, and the money becomes addictive also. If you can handle her making the dosh (and maybe having the power) then good luck to you, but overallthe indusrty will eat them alive in 99.9% of cases. I don't envy your situation at all man. And the funny thing was the job sacked her sex drive as she had to act all turned on all day and shit. I had better sex with her as a schoolgirl as opposed to the stripper.

I have seen that Jade Marcella scene. Pretty damn disgusting I reckon. She is one nasty beotch that one. Anyone here seen the original Ass Worship? That scene she is in in that movie took things a bit far for my mind at the time, but once I saw that Max scene, I knew she was beyond saving. That MH is one disturbed individual. But alas, I'd pee in her butt....

Oh yeah, btw that saddle thing sounds cool! I watched a fucking machine movie recently and them chicks love it! I have to build me one of them one day I reckon! Just invite randoms over and ask if they want to take a ride, hahaha!

Yeah I knwo what you are going thru. I mean, this semester I was taking a class that would do me no good, jsut add another $1100 to my fees. So I had to drop it and start another class after missing two weeks of it. I also missed the whole 1st week of the semester because I read the stupid fucken online timetable wrong. I better start studying soon otherwise I am gonna burnout I tell yas!!

What a shitty way to die. Imagine the last smell you ever smelt to be that of shit! It would be worse than being burned to your death

This thread is hilarious!!! These ideas are great. My friend thought of doing something similar a while back where we print up business cards and go up to chicks in clubs to ask them whether they would be interested in this kind of thing. You seem to have taken it a step further without the outlay though. Cool ideas boys.

I wish I did! This chick is gorgeous!!!!

Hahaha, Shaolinmaster, I laughed at you watching Bloodsport as I quoted that movie to my workmate at least 4 times today!!! I might have to go and watch it now! But yeah, Perth is fucken cold, and the aborigines don't get around on kangaroos as they are too busy trying to steal stuff from the shops! We had a few groups of them come in today (as happens every day we are open) trying to swipe some bottles of Beam. I hate these cunts as they are a disgrace to their race, these sniffer fucks!

VanDamme definitely has to take the cake (or the coke!!!), but Arnie as Matrix in Commando woudl be better than any of Seagals characters.

Well, if thats all the TV that Channel 10 mhas to offer us, we're fucked! Guess I am gonna have to buy a few more seasons of Curb Your enthusiasm to get me through these harsh times.

This is a great show.

Oh hell yeah, I forgot all about Gauge.

On the money with that one right there!!!!

Sounds a bit like my recent ex. She was trying to play me I reckon but I was having none of that. Yesterday I went and picked up the last of my shit from her house and when she asked me what I thought of her new jeans, I told her her arse looked big in them. Fuck I felt powerful saying that, as she knows I know that part of her intimately (and have the footage to prove it), but I also felt good as I was being honest with her. I even felt better again because since I broke up with her I have been hitting the gym like a madman, and have lost probably as much weight as she has gained.