Mauler5150

I went to the barber last month to get my head shaved and a face shave completely bald stop I was charged $100 Australian cash and whilst the guy did a good job it was complete rip off.

Anyone know why gifs dont move on My ipad using Opera?

Well at least I know I am in the right place on the Internet when my fellow forumites here are able to not only keep a running joke going but also able to revert every conversation back to sex as I have a overwhelming to do.

another child of 81 happy birthday. Anything rather than getting cranky get a Zolo to crank it for you To prove that as an old man you really couldn't give a fuck with anyone else like I do.

due to me being in the middle of reconfiguring the van my bending situation has seen me U-shaped for the past week and as of today it feels like I've had a medicine ball the weight of the world dropped onto my crutch all night and my my back is paining the price getting old sucks

I can confirm this as truth.

Watched the Crow remake. Was alone in the cinema, yetI . say . the original instead.

Staple part of My childhood diet, got this answer at least twice a week

Will send a message now.

I have used it maybe 3 or 4 times in as many weeks and it needs recharging, but I do clean it as I aint a complete animal. I need another one of you on here to try one, trust Me when I say you will thank Me for the recommendation if you do and will understand why I fearlessly posted this thread which would have gotten Me eaten alive on here in the mid 2000s by the jealous uneducated fiends who will never know due to their fears and apprehensions of purchasing and owning such devices. Had the Government not introduced a business income threshold that saw Me lose out on $4k of tax return due to Rapes unable to utilise My business losses carried forward I was unable to buy a sybian that I would let any interested females have a ride on as I am a selfless giver of orgasmic self induced bliss, yet this doesnt allow whores and johns to trade finances hence why I was denied due to . tape.

This is the one that I got. https://www.zolocup.com/collections/usb-rechargeable/products/zolo-automatic-blowjob Wayyy better than the one posted in the vid on the previous page if only due to the rotation feature alone.

Here are a couple of the addresses used to try and hack into My account Brazilian cunt at 5.102.102.238 Brazillian cunt #2 at 177.21.52.201 Brazillian cunt #3 at 190.171.85.220 Iraqi at 91.106.55.25 I can go on but I will go onto iMovie and expose the rest with screenshots I took which prompted the deletion of My account thanks to these rapist faggots.

Due to having zero desire to play any more games and instructed Microsoft to delete my Xbox account due to discovering the numerous attempts of faggot rapist pathetic scum trying to hack their way into My account when I went into xbox.com to check My account status. MAULER5150 (The gamer I once was, not the Oontz Australian loon who used such a tag for the past 15 years or so) shall be no more as of a week or two. Perhaps @SpyD or @SKI_MASK_BORIS can confirm once I My account is fully deleted given the numerous hackers who unsuccesully tried to steal My identity and get into My Xs Box. And perhaps I should post the IP Addresses of those whom tried to obtain My identity for those here to troll ans fuck into oblivion.

Well the number part of My name does due to the Van Halen album/amp/song reference (and premonition/scripting of My life whereby My Father "Cold the cops.' to get Me locked in a psychward at one point in time due to his negligent parenting. NVM the fact I was born in King Edward hospitale. Also I will leave it to you to view this given I refuse to let any channel named "Bearing stain My Youtube as you can ascertain above no Bear goes near My arsehole nor the tubes that represent it for obvious reasons

What a shit character name for a wrestler. Especially considering Mauler as My ID originated in the WWF wrestling game that was tributed to Owen Hart (I forget the exact title as if you know you know and was circa 1998 on N64 - was carried over with each subsequent game ala WWE Smackdown on PS2 & beyond) as it was My created character name that I used since then as I divulged in another post a while back. Sorry for the diversion, Well My initials are MO and I aint nobodys HO so you wonder why I have a phobia of ever being Ho-d.

Ependiture has been directed elsewhere as of late due to the $50 shipping fee to Oz stopping Me so far but I might get this one if they let Me work this weekend to obtain some coin given I lost a $2000 phone yesterday I still hve to pay for another 21 months.

also for context said conversation was prompted by me divulging the fact that I love myself and her response was if you don't know when else will hence where I said what I said. The wider discussion was regarding how people's failure to know nor understand how to love themselves season outwardly hate on others or attempt to steal lovee from another in a subversive game game or at worst they would be be involved or become Johns as in a seer of prostitutes, and I told her that I hate such people for entwining money and finances with the act of sex and pleasure

well consider the fact that I just had to visit Centrelnk and the conversation I shared with the woman at the counter was that my job should be to drive around to school bus handing out masturbation aids telling people they need to learn to love themselves before they can even claim to love anyone or anything else to males hand out dildos telling them how completely fucked they are because they were known to fuck themselves at this in time. She was laughing at the "deepest.. conversations she's ever shared as part of her job.

yeah mine isn't as fancy as that, interesting to see what you put on video clip

I already had one of those is that my mum somewhere and I was tempted to buy another one but I could not choose between two of the girls on the covers I had narrowed it down too given the first one I had I ripped due to it being too tight. The extra $100 for a zolo was worth it and the Fleshlight/Aubrey Marcus connection is only a Jew trying to rip peopl offf as a fleshlight should be $100 at most nit $200 as they are here in retail shops. But My absence was moreso due to My anger at the bullshit troll cunts I have had to deal with, at one time with cunts leaving My two solar panels and My porthole on My van roof smashed afrer a trolley was thrown onto My roof after I was sitting in the drivers seat after a gym session. I will make a clip showing things should I clean . My van because I've ripped it apart today searching for my phone.

well truth be told I fucking went to work today and I seem to have lost my phone. Given the idea on that was ring fence to the single number which has been my primary phone number I now have no to 2 factor authentication or anything and I'm aware of, and I'm using my iPad to post this but with my iPad I can't make calls or receive jobs for work or effectively exist because my other phone is on the blink with a fucked up battery that I'm pretty sure I need to get replaced but can't afford to because I get financially raped over the Coles again and again and again. W with this said I was able to show some colleagues in "my house... today even my job site was right next to where I park up on the river where it has a shower toilet and a basketball court and fucking all the amenities necessary to exist independent of power I get from the sun.

Lost my fucking phone

you couldn't be bothered finding my van life thread so I thought I'd bump this one of mine. Quick update is I bought a maison close rabbit mask to go along with my smoking jacket I wear everywhere given it was only my mother's questioning as to why I wore it that made me realise my name Matthew has Hugh in it. I also bought $100 chain-link metal and leather flogger and bought a Noir handmade dress I wear as a jacket due to it having design number 187 which was also in my university student number. As mentioned in the Olympic thread I took some time off the oontz as I felt I didn't have anything to positively contribute. I also acquired a "light saber and I could potentially make a video giving an update about all of this to give you all of visual reference and as to why I find it so hilarious as I've gone about walking around in public playing the imperial March as my theme song as I embrace my inner darkness. Oh sorry using dictation to post leave me to making some mega posts so apologies in advance as this post here took maybe a minute to speak as opposed to 5 minutes to type

yeah sorry for anyone who doesn't know what it is, Asolo is a blowjob machine which was the best $300 I could've spent from my tax return is it renders getting domed from a human irrelevant. Of the two that I looked at I got the one that was USB rechargeable and more high end but I recommend anyone to try. That is all

as part in the other thread I just gotta get 610 that I bought thinking was a 6 foot JC board. Would probably go alright if I was to head south and find this wave