guerillaeye

^dont have kids, do you?

there used to be this big electronics spot in oregon called incredible universe. they had a super mario cart tournament i signed up for (im talking like 1992).. i thought i was the shit because i mastered that game.. my first round i went up against this little asian kid, and got my ass handed to me. that sucked.

they only tell you once.

its downhill till 28.. then you start looking for other hills to go up. happy birthday homie. my 21st was spent grabbing strippers and getting 86'd. have fun!

is that where you dump in the tank?

VH1 Classic should be elevated to "Devine Status" tho.

TAKE IT BACK!

Re: Great Pictures~ i didnt mean to offend anyone. my bad.

what company?

id favorite that shit. :lol:

your baby momma?

as i said... hot.. but not convert to mormonism hot. im telling you, she has some magical mormon underwear spell cast on his ass. there was no hope.. no hope at all.

i used to have this homeboy i would get ire with. well, he fell for this hella hot bird who was a mormon. they hooked up and she wouldnt sleep with him because they were not married.. her hooks were so deep in dude, that he stoped hanging out with all his friends, converted to mormonism and they got married just so he could have magical mormon underwear sex untill he dies. moral of the story.. never underestimate the power of the magical mormon underwear.

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unhook that fucker and follow it back to atlantis.

best news story ever

have you called them up yet? you gotta be that annoying nigga calling every five minuites asking where the fuck hes at. gets results.

ive worked for a cable company for over two years.. i just got cable for the first time in december. HA! (i dont live in an area my company has service in) second on the seafaring creatures rule the planet.

boogie with the gold! for real.. call a local vet and say.. "yo.. my cat isnt acting right. i real worried and shit because she is uber important to me... but i dont have any money. im scared she is real sick.. what should i do?" a good vet will think in their head.. "fucking hippy.. get a job." then their heart will say.. "oh.. what a kid.. he cares so much for his cat." and then they will say "bring it in and ill send you the bill." cat saved. the end. (i have a female chocolate lab and a male mexican dog (for real).. we got the mexican fixed, but when the chocolate lab went into heat, you couldnt keep the fucking out of his mind.. so one day i come home and they were stuck.. fucking terrible to walk into.. but whatever. it took them about a half hour to figure it out.. then the mexican wasnt peeing for a few days. i have pee pains if i have to hold my pee for any amount of time, so i couldnt imagine what was going on in poor mexicans head. i was broke and worried, so i took him to a vet.. had the vet fix his pee pee.. then i paid him what i could and he billed me the rest. the mexican is peeing fine, and my bill is paid.)

and look into that bufo alvarius type.. that synth is shiot.

FUCKING SECONDED! also get down on some spider rolls if you like tempura.. Soft shell crab, Burdock, cucumber and Kaiware.. and there is no going wrong with the california roll for a first-timer... just remember the wasabi. i need to eat.

kinda.. like leave your hometown alone and do the travel thing for a month or two.. sleep under bridges or in rest-stops and shit.. or in hotels.. to each their own. have specific spots you want to check out and make those your goals.. like if you have a friend in vermont... make that one goal.. and then if you have a friend in nor-cal.. make that another.. or just a spot you want to see and dont know anyone.. goal. but do the travel itself on your own.. of if you dont like the though of being by yourself (gasp!) in this big mean world.. go with a good friend. it brings benefits for the rest of your life.

momma told me not to play with my food. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nhbt9z4fkWo

TRAVEL.... IN SOLITUDE. serious.