guerillaeye

i was hella depressed, like clinically depressed about 5 years back. i couldnt figure out how to pull out of it.. i was getting panic attacks, not sleeping and feeling mad hopeless and empty. then i decided to man-up and did mad coke off stripper tits and drank beyond excess. i am feeling much better now. *most of that story is true. you learn how to adapt. all the shit that gets you down doesnt go away, you just learn to deal with it. you need to know those lows. /emo

Jimmie: I don't need you to tell me how fucking good my coffee is, okay? I'm the one who buys it. I know how good it is. When Bonnie goes shopping she buys SHIT. Me, I buy the gourmet expensive stuff because when I drink it I want to taste it. But you know what's on my mind right now? It AIN'T the coffee in my kitchen, it's the dead nigger in my garage. Jules: Oh, Jimmie, don't even worry about that... Jimmie: No, let me ask you a question. When you came pulling in here, did you see a sign out in front of my house that said Dead Nigger Storage? Jules: Jimmie, you know I ain't seen no... Jimmie: Did you see a sign out in front of my house that said Dead Nigger Storage? Jules: No. I didn't. Jimmie: You know WHY you didn't see that sign? Jules: Why? Jimmie: 'Cause it ain't there, 'cause storing dead niggers ain't my fucking business, that's why!

ferrari

so when is that "100 posts before you can start a thread" going into action?

a friend of mine did the fishing boat thing up in juno one summer. made grips of cash doing it. he said that it sucked bad. you work for 20 hours straight at a time.. sleep for a few hours and do it again. he said there were grips of russians that do it, and during down time, the drink the nasty-nasty home made vodka. after a few months of that shit, you can support a 7 month yeaaa spree.

Re: Niggas officially banned from saying nigga. NIGGLET!

suicidegirls is a go.

i have two kids.. those machines are worth every fucking penny.

im just sayin

once every 365 days, this little miracle called "tax return" happens, so my otherwise broke ass has a few grand to take care of the essentials. this year, the tax man was good to me. and i couldnt go without "the" investment...

anyone who lives/lived in pdx knows of sauvies island. this dude jim spaggs used to video-tape his trips to the nudist beach and air them on public access.

im old and have children.. i have way too much to risk. besides, last year damn near every active writer got rounded up. they even had some writers from out of town on their shit list. that, i can do without.

^unless our poor little sloth falls out of the forest canopy and into the path that white rich people drive on.. then its sloth squash a-la carte.

i would so get a toyger.. whitout a doubt. a Liger a Tigon

haha.. i was about on that.

i like a lot of ecko gear.. i have this one hoody with buddah sitting in front of a tower of speakers. it cost me $20 at the outlet. id like to be able to rock lrg shit as easy.. but i aint paying $70-$80 for a fucking hoody... regardless who makes it. casek.. no shit it was fake. it was still fun to watch. i have a few co-workers i want to show it to.

keep em' comeing.

this thread is 1000% more intersting than 99% of the shit people post. hate on haters. that david bowie signature, to me, is beyond comparison. your mom is hella cool to hook it up for you like that.

that was my vote.

whatever dude... im outtie.

what did you say back?

i cant tell the difference. maybe the top one? ... no.. the bottom one... deff the one on the top..

i give mark ecko hella daps for building that empire. anyone got the link to that airforce one video? shit was funny.

broke ass nigga