Skilla54

im taking an 18 year old spanish girl that wears jordans to see this on our first date on friday. wish my luck yall

but but i need people to see that im cool and drink at partys

im just on the one meal a day plan which comes around 5 pm

yeah its real LOL

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mexican lookn fire i would put the elotes on the torta mmmmmmmmmmm

beat me to it

one the best shows on tv in no order curb 30 rock two n half men how i met yer mother entourage south park and that show that comes on after curb that just ended

feed stray cats argue with the guy at the bodega over the price of your 40 go to a bar holla at the hot bartender wait for her till she gets off at 5 am eat a bacon egg and chesse drink a bodega coffee. 1 sugar = 5 sugar buy tight jeans hear the same jay z song on the radio every time a car drives by do yoga get doored on a fixed gear and act like its not your fault bang some hot spanish girl wearing jordans leaving her high school ride a skateboard down broadway thinking your way better than anyone else bang some white girl thats also from your home town ignore the black dudes trying to get you to see a comedy show try to find a girl with no tattoos etc..

i had a similar experience. i robbed a young kid that had a clear bag full of that candy you sell in grade school. lesson: dont make it obvious you have goodies

WAIT was the company based in Nigeria?

i fucks with the split pea. and chicken mushroom wildrice jump offs

buffalo chicken cheese steak. i want to go to there

some tight pants dude is def grabbn her wubsy

i didnt read any of this thread but did anyone mention STARSHIP TROOPERS 2 AND 3 ???

i failed at this

fuck a bitch/ mother fucking bitch fuck a bitch/ mother fucking bitch

SO BASICALLY Human Flesh Search Engines IS SLANG FOR TITS

STILL MY FAV BEER BY FAR RIGHT NOW

SUKI YOU EAT HOW I WANT TO EAT.

GROSSS GIRL FARTS. ;););););););)

solution

i like farting at partys. i can have a normal conversation and fart and no one is the wiser. partys and airplanes.

yo fucking white girls are too easy and i give in. instead of hollering at ma. fucking im an idiot. next time you see me ima be in between some spanish bitches legs as she calling me papi.. unless she mexican then she gonna be asking for more chorizo.