p.s. hungoverseas:
-don't peer pressure colin into taking bong rips with you after school, it's going to be the beginning of a downward spiral for him involving cocaine, breaking and entering, robbery, dropping out of school, more cocaine, and loss of a great golf scholarship. he's your oldest friend and you're going to feel guilty about it for a long time, plus you'll quit smoking weed 3 months later.
-kelly is a waste of time and you're going to be really into her, naturally. in all reality she's very awkward and very slutty, she will hook up with a lot of your "friends". the love of your life will appear in about 6 months, just wait it out.
-don't worry about not going to your senior prom, you're gonna get with some asshole's date at the after party...and it will be wonderful.
-don't get hooked on aderall, the withdrawls are shitty.
-don't drink so much, it's gonna fuck up a lot of things in your life. i know you probably won't listen to this, hence the name.