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My girl thinks that you are the prime example of what she's talking about. You allegedly can't get a girlfriend. Jerk off online all day. And she wants to know when was the last time you had sex with a real person. This is great... Shes doing the math and claims you post at LEAST 6 times a day... not enough time for a social life. She really has the oontz figured out lol.

HAHAHAHAHAHA. That just made my day. :)

So for the record, I won't have a life in roughly 40 more posts....... Uh-Oh

So my girlfriend thinks anyone who has roughly over 500 posts or so doesn't live in real life and is afraid to live in reality, so instead live online and deal with fake cyber people instead. Now while some of you really may live on the oontz... can a few of you with actual lives explain that you MAY have spoken with a real human, showed up for work or actually smelled a REAL FLOWER (for any of those of you interested in smelling flowers) Apparently this is the measure of sociability. Any input welcome.

I was considering writing a book about something very similar. The only thing that stopped me from pursuing that was that it's pretty much dry snitching. Of course most of those items were made back in the day, but a few are still around, the stinger for example, which isn't used for distilling, but cooking. The shotgun however was pretty impressive.

2758 users online Connecting to server... You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about! Stranger: Will you marry me> Stranger: ? You: *wild child molestor appears* Stranger: Great way to start a conversation, huh? ^__^ You: *WILD CHILD MOLESTOR DEFENDS* Stranger: How about completing it by saying "i do"? You: *WILD CHILD MOLESTOR STEALS 14 GOLD* Stranger: Or how about i complete it by saying DISCONNECT? Your conversational partner has disconnected. or save this log or send us feedback.

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Not sure if this has already been done. If not, enjoy. http://www.Omegle.com

Its definitely a bit obnoxious. Especially when you end up losing anyway.

...HE SWALLOWS

Talking about jerking off isn't really a big deal. I mean you talk about fucking women, right? And when you jerk off I'll assume you think about women..? So, when you're telling a story about how you were fucking a woman, you're telling us how it made your dick feel. Either way the question was how do you feel if/when an animal walks in? Personally I don't think they quite understand anyway, but it's still sort of fuckin weird if your doing a buck thirty on your pickle and your anteater walks in on you. And as for the fifi's you'd have to be a dirty motherfucker to share. And i don't know anyone who uses a bag. We just got gloves from CO's. Now had there been an anteater in my cell its nose would be perfect.:D

Not exactly big news. Little wayne sucks. Mainstream music also generally sucks. And in my opinion the vocoder shit among many of other pop-fascinations are all subtle brainwashing techniques used to slowly push toward a sterile mechanical future. Everything has been conditioning us for the past 30 years to embrace homosexuality, as well as the feminizing of men and the masculinizing of women. But before I elaborate any more on that matter I divert....

done

fuck, that was the case with the silver screen site i tried.. google wasnt much help either.

discuss. and more importantly... the main reason i started this thread> anyone know a good site where i can watch complete family guy episodes???

"it really bothers me that you dont live your life the way i like living mine"

shitty sketch on a pooper.

so is this thing visible on google earth yet?

video wont load, is there any other links. i dont think you tube has it

A. im pissed that old fuck beat me to the punch. ive been talking about rolling something out so huge you could see it from outerspace for a while now. sucks to be me. B i thought this was for some KFC on the moon too, but then i was like how the Fuck would they get to work everyday and how many customers could they possibly get?! C. reality kicked in.

i could see dave chapelle written all over this.

i actually meant her on the perfect body thing

and the bitch on the right looks like one of those cartoons where they get ran over by a steamroller

"this really kicks ass doesnt it?" i almost pissed myself..... and how about mum's teeth??

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