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My girl thinks that you are the prime example of what she's talking about. You allegedly can't get a girlfriend. Jerk off online all day. And she wants to know when was the last time you had sex with a real person. This is great... Shes doing the math and claims you post at LEAST 6 times a day... not enough time for a social life. She really has the oontz figured out lol.

HAHAHAHAHAHA. That just made my day. :)

So for the record, I won't have a life in roughly 40 more posts....... Uh-Oh

So my girlfriend thinks anyone who has roughly over 500 posts or so doesn't live in real life and is afraid to live in reality, so instead live online and deal with fake cyber people instead. Now while some of you really may live on the oontz... can a few of you with actual lives explain that you MAY have spoken with a real human, showed up for work or actually smelled a REAL FLOWER (for any of those of you interested in smelling flowers) Apparently this is the measure of sociability. Any input welcome.

I was considering writing a book about something very similar. The only thing that stopped me from pursuing that was that it's pretty much dry snitching. Of course most of those items were made back in the day, but a few are still around, the stinger for example, which isn't used for distilling, but cooking. The shotgun however was pretty impressive.

2758 users online Connecting to server... You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about! Stranger: Will you marry me> Stranger: ? You: *wild child molestor appears* Stranger: Great way to start a conversation, huh? ^__^ You: *WILD CHILD MOLESTOR DEFENDS* Stranger: How about completing it by saying "i do"? You: *WILD CHILD MOLESTOR STEALS 14 GOLD* Stranger: Or how about i complete it by saying DISCONNECT? Your conversational partner has disconnected. or save this log or send us feedback.

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Not sure if this has already been done. If not, enjoy. http://www.Omegle.com

Even if it was a big stress reliever which I already am full aware it is not.. I would think we could "elect" men who weren't compelled to worship Egyptian Sun Gods and perform "mock-ritual" human sacrifice one weekend a year. Nevermind the blowjobs. Now, as quickly as I can... There is a power structure on this planet which has ruled all of humanity throughout every recorded civilization. They have been proven to descend from the same bloodlines today as they did in ancient Sumer. In fact, every president in US history has been not only pre-determined by elitists or the royal equivalency thereof, but simply by the candidate with more royal lineage. As it turns out nearly all of the presidents were also master masons. The same people who have taken over and privatized every essential element of human survival and turned it into a profitable trade leaving us to die are the very same people who have created the modern slave state we exist in now. I can't stress how important it is that people learn this. I can only urge them to research FEMA camps, the North American Union, RFID chips, Codex Alimentarius, he "federal" reserve, the Trilateral Commission, the Bildeberg group, IBMs roll in sponsoring the Holocaust, the Nuremberg Trials and the Nazi's who the US allowed to join and take part in running this country. (I can go on) Before I go, if anyone takes the time to research the links to the egyptian sun worship they will find the direct link between these rituals at the BG and exactly what sort of esoteric knowledge these devils are dealing with. You might not find it so suprising that David Icke may have at the very least a good idea where this need to control us comes from. Again, research for yourself. P.S. If you choose to laugh this off that's perfectly fine with me, but remember who your "leaders" are and ask yourself just how controlled you actually need to be. Peace!

Its definitely a bit obnoxious. Especially when you end up losing anyway.

...HE SWALLOWS

Talking about jerking off isn't really a big deal. I mean you talk about fucking women, right? And when you jerk off I'll assume you think about women..? So, when you're telling a story about how you were fucking a woman, you're telling us how it made your dick feel. Either way the question was how do you feel if/when an animal walks in? Personally I don't think they quite understand anyway, but it's still sort of fuckin weird if your doing a buck thirty on your pickle and your anteater walks in on you. And as for the fifi's you'd have to be a dirty motherfucker to share. And i don't know anyone who uses a bag. We just got gloves from CO's. Now had there been an anteater in my cell its nose would be perfect.:D

Not exactly big news. Little wayne sucks. Mainstream music also generally sucks. And in my opinion the vocoder shit among many of other pop-fascinations are all subtle brainwashing techniques used to slowly push toward a sterile mechanical future. Everything has been conditioning us for the past 30 years to embrace homosexuality, as well as the feminizing of men and the masculinizing of women. But before I elaborate any more on that matter I divert....

done

fuck, that was the case with the silver screen site i tried.. google wasnt much help either.

discuss. and more importantly... the main reason i started this thread> anyone know a good site where i can watch complete family guy episodes???

"it really bothers me that you dont live your life the way i like living mine"

be a retarded spot if he caught a tag on your little sisters cunt. now lets see more flicks.

ALSO... i dont even know abuse but hes from bean so Fuck you buddy

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my guess is abuse would lay you the fuck out and catch a tag on your face..... then well see how ruthless you are.... jk, youre a legend and your opinion counts. 12oz all hail DANZA

:lol: thats it

whole first page looked like a lot of bites, particularly from Boston

shitty sketch on a pooper.

so is this thing visible on google earth yet?