CALIgula

dear naked black female running down 12th street last night, wow...you were like 20 or 21 right?...you actually had a nice body...nice boobs, nice ass... in great shape...but what the fuck were you doing running down the street at 8pm at night butt ass nekkid?...and in front of a cop car too!...well, lucky for you, i had spare clothes in my car, and when the cops pulled you over, i pulled over too, jumped out and gave you a t-shirt that covered your whole body....youre welcome...and you can keep the shirt. cG p.s. thanks for the eye full.

s,t

queene helene cocoa butter!

jews are in a race.

false...havent had a popsicle in years! the person below me eats their oreos a certain way.

:lol: i doubt anyone from the oontz will win the lottery.

dear dts, naw, we're just oontz friends...lol. and im not into girls that are preggers. (no offense christeezy) cG

false...no duck bills here. the person below me shits at least once a day.

wow...finland huh? welcome to 12oz.

carrying all that weight all your life is a good calf workout...and legs in general...ever notice that fat people have really strong legs?..lol

false...id rather eat the 3 sammiches one at a time. the person below me is borderline racist.

magic.

holy shit! thats all kinds of fucked up! its funny when he pulls out the stop sign though.

smash long face.

cool!...only $992 more to go!

drakkar noir...i remember people rockin that in jr. high... in high school, i was mostly all about this:

wow...that turtle/mouse gif is disturbing.

and we dont have that out here!...but we have white castle burgers in the frozen section of the supermarket. i think in massachusetts, its not called carls jr.....its called hardees.

are they better than honeybaked hams?

false...maybe i should come out of retirement? the person below me is also retired.

hater! :lol:

thinking about making a thread called "Send CALIgula to the playboy mansion" ...cause the playboy mansion has events all the time and it costs $1,000 to go....so i figured if i started that thread and got 250 members on here to each paypal me $4, i could go and take pictures... ..then i would come back on here and create the most awesomest thread ever, full of pictures and stories and video footage of celebrities and playboy bunnies and the food, and me wildn' out. well, should i do it?

dear mcsteezles, yeah, the area you live in is nice!...im only out that way once in a blue moon...mostly for the casino...unfortunately, its not illegal to keep having kids even if they get taken away by cps over and over again. cG

maybe that was his shitty tip...and then to make her feel extra shitty he wrote the shitty p.s. too...shitty.