CALIgula

i got first dibs nbb.

^:lol: wasnt he on best week ever too?

:lol: sorry. yo, 50...do you know this girl? if so, introduce me!

^^lol yeah...open mic/amateur nights arent usually that funny....the local comedy club here in sac gives away free tickets all the time to those shows.

smash the fat chick obviously. maybe it was also hidden because of the audits.....im guessing the smash or trash thread will come back.

carwrecked propped....i need to take time out of my schedule to do a cali to new york road trip.

i dont know how much info about nutrition i want to ask from someone named "binge&purge" :lol: lol...j/k man....welcome to the thread.

oh wow...fuck. literally as soon as i posted that post i got a text from him saying: "Im not goin to gym bro. My arm is sore. And i dont wanna move it too much for these next 3days so it can scab n heal right without cracking." fuck....now i gotta motivate myself.

^^boo this man...lol jk honestly though, its not my fault. my workout partner flaked on hitting up the gym because he just got a new tat on his forearm. so you can blame him.. ..and Obama. :huh:

hell earl, i will even be a "plant" in the audience. i will fake heckle you and you can rip into me (/no homo) with prewritten shit.

i dont mean talk about 12oz per se. more like use stuff from 12oz to work into an act. ex: people in relationships that smoke meth together.

true....im tired of it too...im usually up till about 4:30am and wake up around 11am. :( the person below me is looking for a job

:lol: just make sure you knock someone out the first day or else you'll be someones bitch.

where you going to andy?

thats a nice pool table.

if you want the prison/jail workout, do burpees and download that convict conditioning book that casek uploaded a few pages back. oh yeah factory, certain fish have more mercury than other fish...bigger fish have higher level of mercury. (whales for example have the highest levels of mercury...watch the movie "the cove"...it shows the high mercury levels of some japanese people that have eaten whale.)

oontzing and insomniacing

reading what christeezy just posted.

waiting to see what christeezy is gonna post in here.

false.....even if i had the money, id just write my own paper...someone else might steal credit for it. the person below me likes kit kats more than almond joys.

^earplugs.

mad boner 4ever nice flicks! (i just realized i said mad boner forever)

false...im not married....and false on the ed hardy/tapout/affliction and other douchbag clothing. the person below me can eat hamburger patties with something other than buns.