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CALIgula

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  1. 4:48am...i think im gonna try to go to sleep...wish me luck.
  2. i think i saw him on that comics unleashed show.
  3. lol...females love to exaggerate shit. whats even worse is when they bring up old shit just to get into arguments.
  4. one of my close friends was born with hydrocephalus..they had to do surgery on him...hes still got the scar on his head.
  5. took a 3 hour nap and am now wide awake.
  6. ^^another good documentary about comedy that you should check out is a movie called "heckler" pretty interesting movie about heckler's and critics.
  7. fuck....i google imaged stigmata and was disgusted at what i saw.
  8. that stigmata picture is pretty fucking crazy.
  9. eating roasted almonds and trying to stay cool by chillin in my boxers all day.
  10. good advice from misterblunt. i overdo the dairy thing by drinking lots of milk....but its got protein in it...i just drink the fat free milk 90 kcals per cup.
  11. when i went to NYC (shortly after 9-11), they had tours to the statue blocked off...i had to take the staten island fairy to staten island just to get close enough to the statue to see it. i would of much rather have seen it on a booze cruise!
  12. Re: **2010 PHOTO HUNT THREAD** they dont look asymmetrical at all! thanks for making my day! :)
  13. ^that sounds like it would be fun! norm mcdonald was supposed to be doing standup here next month but he cancelled..they replaced him with that laurie kilmartin lady from last comic standing...shes pretty funny...but im biased because shes a local.
  14. true....rewatched the hangover...fucking hilarious! the person below me has had mindblowing sex in the past week.
  15. oh and if you dont know who bill burr is, you might remember him as one of the white commentators on the chappelle's show racial draft sketch. damn i miss the chappelle show...so many good standup comics made guest appearances...including paul mooney.
  16. just finished listening to bill burr's last comedy album (the one i posted in vip)....pretty funny shit. i was also listening to david cross's older album....was funny, but not as much as bill burr is.
  17. ^yeah, on one of greg giraldo's comedy albums, hes talking about how were getting more and more lazy as technology advances and in 1000 years were going to evolve into just a big fat ass with fingers and an eyeball.
  18. i dont really think eugene mirmans comedy is too funny. i downloaded his album a few months back and was disappointed.
  19. false...i keep tabs on my shit. the person below me has tried apple flavored soda.
  20. apparently thats not the only missing thread. i heard some of the threads are temporarily gone....but will be back.
  21. false....i dont like their music....and their food is too damn spicey too! the person below me got the joke i just made.
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