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CALIgula

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  1. true...i like it....recording 4 shows at once is win. the person below me hates eating food from taco trucks.
  2. about to make myself a tuna sandwich.
  3. true..kangaroo steak. the person below me has tried buffalo before.
  4. printed out directions to my homegirls new house. gonna go take a nap.
  5. just finished reading this biggie's biography.
  6. lol....yeah...its a tradition...i had to post in here too.
  7. haha...yeah ive seen the amazing jonathan before...he reminds me of penn & teller.
  8. looking at the menu of the new five guys burgers that opened in my city last week! i wonder if it will be as good as in n out.
  9. 30k: http://www.12ozprophet.com/forum/showthread.php?t=135794
  10. ive always thought about making a cops ahead sign and posting it when i see cops hiding to pull people over. i would spell it correctly of course. but i think that idea would be awesome because you can post it and the cop will spend a lot of time hiding and nobody will get pulled over. so, youre basically just wasting the cops time.
  11. i remember the first time i saw the shining....i was a little kid. also, that was the first time i saw a full naked woman in a movie.
  12. ^smash girl with big tittays.
  13. nice pics all around...especially the PR day parade. no rapes?...nice hawaii flicks too. *edit....my bad NOES...i didnt check to see if anyone was still posting....sorry to interrupt.
  14. smash nubgirl. trash anorexic car model.
  15. false....i was just thinking how it would be nice to have an iphone after surfing the web with my homie's iphone. the person below me feels like theyre getting really old.
  16. eh....whos line is it anyways was way better back in the day when the english guy was the host.
  17. true. the person below me has noticed annoying changes to their 12oz.
  18. ^didn't know about comics getting other comics to write their jokes, but i guess that does make sense...like you said, if they are too busy touring and dont have enough time to write their own stuff, then i guess that would be a good idea. as far as youtube and stuff like that goes, i knew that. ive watched some comics on youtube and then when i saw them live, i already knew how the joke was going to end....some comics actually tweak out the jokes by adding to it, or taking away from it, or use the same scenario to make another joke. for example, doug benson 1st album (professional humoredian) has some similar jokes to his 2nd album (balanced load), but he is able to change the punchline (on both albums he talks about his tivo recording crap when he isnt home but on each album he talks about different shows....or on both albums he talks about how regular tv edits movies, but he uses 2 different examples). i think the best thing a comic can do is not put out an album or do a special on tv until he has already toured,perfected, and performed his material. yeah, chappelle ive heard is just able to go up on stage and talk about anything and make it funny...thats why comics like him are able to do 6 hour sets....my favorite comics are improv comics that can come up with funny stuff off the top of their head too, and incoorperate the audience....when i saw jo koy both times, he was able to do that...his show would be about 20-25 minutes of talking to the audience and picking on certain people, and then about a 40-45 minute set. i was listening to an old school howie mandel album, and he was just doing improv comedy for half an hour by asking people in the audience questions (ex: Howie: what do you do? guy: i sell frozen seafood door to door. howie: so you go door to door and ask people if they want crabs?)
  19. yesterday was a lazy day for me, so i watched two documentaries back to back: ^capitalism: a love story ^Religulous i liked them both....they brought up some pretty interesting points.
  20. ^please dont tell me that guy is rapping.
  21. im pretty sure kevin james wrote his own stuff...but i could be wrong. i didnt know that stand up comics had ghost writers. kind of defeats the purpose i think.
  22. trying to stay awake after only 4 hours of sleep last night.
  23. false....i need quiet to sleep. the person below me spits out there gum on the sidewalk rather than throw it in a trash can.
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