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lol...thanks.

dear money, i need you. where are ya at? cG

holding back a huge shit.....shouldnt of had those burritos last night :(

Dear RU, welcome to team chubb lubb! the origins started when me and micahhawaii were talking about starting a club to represent our love for the fatties.....i think seyer was the one that came up with the name of the club. 2 requirements to join: 1. you have to be a self proclaimed lover of chubbies/fatties/thickies etc. 2. you have to somehow rep team chubb lubb in your signature :) cG

dear bfish, thank you! :) I hope you guys are enjoying your new life together! cG

dear 5fingure, thanks for the bday wishes! cG p.s. and also for the props. dear bbs, thanks. good point..i need to stop dwelling on the fact that im old as fuck now. thanks for the advice!..lol. cG dear old ass souls, as long as there are flamming vaginas and im able to touch a whore's vagina lip, the 30s will be just as fun as the 20's! lol cG dear invest, apparently..lol. thanks! cG dear milky, thanks...im glad i was born too!:) cG dear silba, thanks!...i already got some freaky thicky thick sex for my birthday! can't wait for more! cG dear RU, thanks man. cG dear some random dude, thanks for using your 2nd post on wishing me a happy birthday..seriously. cG dear almighty, thanks! you werent belated though...you were right on time. cG dear birthday marco, thanks! yeah man, you need to visit cali again! cG

dear 20's, you were fun while you lasted. regrets?....sure, im not gonna lie, i have a ton of them. well 10 more minutes left in my 20's, then i'll officially be in my 30's :( i will try to enjoy these last 10 minutes by oontzing! cG dear dmv, seriously???....a 3 hour fucking wait?!?!?....fuck you! cG

a documentary called "know your mushrooms"

don't people find that thing annoying??

false...is it a band? the person below me wears name brand clothes.

smash queen latifa....shes hot when shes not all diked out.

again. :o

seen a documentary last night called "know your mushrooms"...pretty interesting.

dear icb, how can you be bored???!? you live in b-r-double o-k-l-y-n.. brooklyn! cG

true....wait it out while massaging my temples. the person below me hates massages.

most people will offer reward money for lost pets. what do people love more than their pets? yup, their kids! the rest of the hustle is up to you guys to figure out.

hell yeah! i love my women like i love my peanut butter, sweet and chunky!

:lol:

can't that only happen with a wireless mouse?

oh hell no

true...except for one time when i fucked up and waited too long...had to pay an extra $30 on my fucking credit card bill. the person below me gets back aches frequently.

doesnt that depend on the type of mouse youre using?