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CALIgula

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  1. dear scanner, why dont you have a driver for windows 7? cG dear new desktop, man, you're a lot faster than my old computer! cG dear laptop that got me through college, RIP :( cG
  2. first post with my brand new desktop! :) :)
  3. theres a porn in the woods, but no one is around to see it....does it really exist?
  4. false...not a money grubbing jew true...i can speak another foreign language fluently...i still want to learn italian though. the person below me knows how to double dutch jump rope.
  5. smash amputees and make a run for it....they cant catch up to you!
  6. false....but it looks like kat williams. the person below me has never watched an episode of the boondocks.
  7. false...no ox at my crib, but i do have a box of gloves. the person below me sees what i did there.
  8. false...i use good hair care products to avoid it. the person below me uses hand lotion on their hands all the time.
  9. about to hook up my new computer. and install all the drivers/software.
  10. yup....aol 3.0....$20 a month for unlimited use...that was in 1996...thats when i started interneting. before that compuserve had the game on lock....first time i chatted in a chat room was on compuserve around 93/94.
  11. requested my ex as a friend on facebook....might as well, were still good friends.
  12. yeah, but the picture is not working. it says "no hotlinking please"
  13. The few times i've found porno: I was about 12 and rode my bike to the local park and someone had ripped out all the pages of a porno mag and threw them in the sand. I was about 16 and I was driving down the off ramp of the freeway and saw a vhs porno on the side of the off ramp. I went to a spot to paint by the railroad tracks once and found a porno magazine there by some old doscarded railroad tracks. thats about it.
  14. dear catface, hi! cG dear run, dont do it! cG dear dmv, gimme my damn license already! cG
  15. being mad at the dmv and the computer repair store.
  16. so far, smash every girl on this page.
  17. false, i always leave it right on the recliner. the person below me has acne somewhere on them right now.
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