CALIgula

doesnt that depend on the country youre in?

on the fax machine

orange jews

dear suga momma, hahaha...i love it! cG

just got home from having some tri tip at the restaurant.

dear RR, yep, youre right....i have this problem a lot. cG dear xxxl, id ditch both of them in a minute for the opportunity to meet you! :) cG

and buffalo ass, which

are any of the questions in this thread relevant?

so gasface...did you do your burpees today?

are you an anchorman?

false....i was last month...but now im officially in my 30's. the person below me thinks 30 is really really old.

has the best hamburgers

i fucked up and told the new girl im fucking that i hooked up with my ex. she was not happy about this. now im getting my mind off of it by 12oontzing.

dick cheney and haliburton.

the plan is to start tomorrow, since its the beginning of the week. i want to be able to run in the 5k marathon on thanksgiving.

false...haha...i remember a couple kids at my school got lice though...dodged that bullet. the person below me remembers when they got checked for scoliosis in junior high.

dear eS eM eX eX eL, "what happened to calling you up and asking to meet, or talk, like grown folks do???" she actually did text me happy bday, which led to texting back and forth, which led to meeting up for my birthday, which led to birthday sex....and weve talked on the phone once since...i added her anyways, but just last night i hooked up with my other ex...and shes on my friends list too, and they both know of each other...this is not good. what was i thinking?! cG

false....i live in the valley...about an hour drive to the ocean. the person below me took lunch to school in elementary school.

lol...thanks meth. im actually gonna do a modified version of this:

^best first post ive ever read on 12oz.

can you really "take" a turn?

planning out my new running routine.

she looked fuckable in the waterboy i guess, but not in american history x. smash anyways.