Schnitzel

considering the tazer would probabaly have killed it anyway... bloody hell some people should never be armed. surely they have a police standard issue chew bone they could have used to subdue the wild beast??

Have fun stan! be careful!

used that banos asbestos yesterday nice paint!

loving the "C" on that secret throwup reminds me of those old RCF throws around newtown

love this looks amazing!

got drunk with the sydney oz'ers nieces birthday 50 little kids running around off their dials on sugar drank beers, had lines

false low and loose the person below me has a moustache

Re: Dear ________, - no homo dear cali, plenty more whales in the sea mate! grab a drink finish your exams and you'll be set schni-

I like to put on some Al Green, light some candles, and grab the lotion...oh wait this before bombing man you gotta be amped dude hit that beyonce! all the single....oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh ...like I like the idea of some getting all psyched to commit illegal activites by singing along to kick push kick push coast

r.i.p tank man balls of steel

they are nice nubbies In a lot of those pics they seem to be trying to escape

well not much happened today but I did take some pics was really foggy when I left for work then nothing happened until my work mate found this little champ out side work. considering we are about 4 blocks from the beach across a 4 lane road he's a plucky little devil to have made it that far. Soldier Crab for the win! he's pretty little insert lolspeak caption here the guy who found him wanted to take him home but I didn't trust him because he's a major seafood fan and while there is bigger all meat on one of these I think he'd still try so I made work mate wlak him to the beach and put him back

I've done that with a glass door in a club. a bit wasted and for some reason I pulled the door and bashed my self in the face about 60 people saw it so I had to pretend I meant it. nobody was fooled!

Re: Dear ________, - no homo dear coffee, why you make me anxious all of a sudden? I've switched to skim milk and cut out the sugar please don't make me have to go to decaf Please??? schnitzel getting old and caffeine sensitive

how long is a piece of string?

- received a blow job by the side of the freeway in oregon looking out over the sea - driven drunk - run a half marathon - watched a sunset in the sahara

oh wow I read my post from last night and I wasn't quite clear on what I meant Lack of signange in any language in any language besides german was waht sucked about it. not that it wasn't a thrill a minute white knuckle adventure if you get my drift was abit pissy last night

and to be honest of all the camps I've visited ( not that many 5maybe) sachsenhausen is pretty lame They made prisoners run around a track there so they could test the effects of different cuts of army boot designs! treptower park is more fun

Treptower park is cool as well the russians built it as a kind of fuck you to the germans in east berlin rode a bike there can't tell you exactly how to get there! also out side berlin is an area near Lubben which is full of canals It's home to the only german native minority group called I believe the "Sorbs" check lonely planet for veriufication of name I'm pretty drunk. Nice hiking good flat easy 11 km's to lubbenau from Lubben. but possibly not metal enough for yo' bad selves

Prenzlauerberg wall is not legal berlinerkindl is good Overkill shop just over the river (halleshes tor I think) East side gallery ( also not legal) sachsenhausen concentration camp is okay but it's a long ride on the tra

fuck I've had similar scenarios to this and it is like what happened when did all the spirit die out of you girl? shit

great pics everyone! high fives all round maybe we should chnage this to "your day in Spain" photothread!

needs moar innuendo

I'm going to hell for laughing at that joke but damn it was pretty funny just read it out loud to a blonde co worker who is now no longer speaking to me!

5fimgers what do you do with the kids? I saw they have a campus in sydney. just got me thinking I need to do something out side of my own interests for once. If nothing else to boost my conscience.