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GnomeToys

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  1. Re: ANIMATED GIF HALL OF FAME SUPERTHREAD Probably old but I'm not digging through 165 pages of gifs on slow webhosts to figure it out.
  2. I really like that first one with the dog, it's got a really commerical stock flavor to it which is definitely not a bad thing on that image.
  3. Doug Stanhope trolling people on AIM as a Abortions4Free, a free abortion service he advertised online. pologurlcm: hey i want to have aboration Abortions4Free: I will need your name (first only), age, city state and length of gestation. pologurlcm: kindra 16 bronxs ny 2 weeks pologurlcm: hello i need help Abortions4Free: hELLO. pologurlcm: what Abortions4Free: Sorry, we were backed up. pologurlcm: o0o Abortions4Free: How do you know that you are pregnant? pologurlcm: cuz i took a pregancy test Abortions4Free: Home test? pologurlcm: yea Abortions4Free: What brand? pologurlcm: and i am feeling so sick in the morning pologurlcm: ept Abortions4Free: First of all, you shouldnt be having sex at 16. Abortions4Free: I am assuming you are not white. pologurlcm: yea i know pologurlcm: and no i am dominican whats that have to do with it Abortions4Free: Because the muddier races have the children at a younger age. pologurlcm: well i thought u were gonna help me Abortions4Free: Oh, we will. pologurlcm: but then dont be saying things like that to me Abortions4Free: In fact, the fact that you are what is deemed a "dirty" race, we will actually give you a cash bonus to abort your child. pologurlcm: how much are we talking Abortions4Free: It depends on your income level. Abortions4Free: Are you currently employed? pologurlcm: no pologurlcm: i am 16 dumb ass Abortions4Free: Do you sell drugs or prostitute? pologurlcm: no Abortions4Free: Have you contracted any social diseases? pologurlcm: no i havent Abortions4Free: (miracle) pologurlcm: um ok Abortions4Free: Do you live with your parents? pologurlcm: yes Abortions4Free: Are they aware of your condition? pologurlcm: but i am living with my b/f right now pologurlcm: andyea that y ai am not with them right know pologurlcm: now Abortions4Free: Do you know who the father is? pologurlcm: yea i am living with Q Abortions4Free: Q? Abortions4Free: Ya, he sounds like parent material. pologurlcm: its a nickmane pologurlcm: name Abortions4Free: Have you considered having the baby and leaving it in a trash can? pologurlcm: HELL NO Abortions4Free: Or tossing it out a cab window? pologurlcm: WHAT KIND OF HELP ARE U Abortions4Free: I have to ask these questions by law. pologurlcm: WELL THATS FUCKED UP Abortions4Free: Please be patient. Its regulations. pologurlcm: OK Abortions4Free: What position was the baby concieved in? pologurlcm: THATS IS NOT A QUESTION I AM GOING TO ANSWER Abortions4Free: I will put down "Doggie". Abortions4Free: Are you on welfare right now? pologurlcm: no and u cant conceave a babe doggie style even i as being dominican know that stuipd Abortions4Free: Ma'am? pologurlcm: no i am not on wefere Abortions4Free: I see. Abortions4Free: Have you had any schooling? pologurlcm: yea pologurlcm: i am stil in school pologurlcm: still* pologurlcm: what does this have to do with gettin help Abortions4Free: Its just paperwork we are required to do. pologurlcm: ok well what else do u need to know Abortions4Free: Have you tried jumping off the couch and landing belly-down on a lamp as a for early termination? Abortions4Free: form* pologurlcm: hell no Abortions4Free: Have you had Q try pounding you gut-wise with the back of a shovel? pologurlcm: and u know what i decided to just keep my baby cuz i am not gonna KILL my baby our give it up to u and i am going to the police and asking them if this is legal questions or discriminnatin pologurlcm: what kind of freak are u Abortions4Free: Ma'am they will simply refer you back to us. Abortions4Free: I can send you the forms that the gov't makes us fill out if it makes you feel more comfortable. pologurlcm: no u are not having my address pologurlcm: but what kind of question are these try shoving a shovel up u thats just sick and fucking RUDE Abortions4Free: Well will have have to meet you somewhere to perform the service. Abortions4Free: Because of certain legal issues and liscencing deviations, we have no actual location. pologurlcm: no i am keeping my BABY what part dont u understand pologurlcm: SEE WHAT U HAVE SAID TO ME I AM READY TO HAVE A BABY AND I HOPE U DONT HAVE ANYKIDS Abortions4Free: It is not for me to decide, but honestly, what good is that child going to do in this world? pologurlcm: HAVING PARENTS LIKE ME A Q AND HOPING THAT NO KID HAS TO GROW UP WITH A PERVERTIVE PERSON LIKE U Abortions4Free: Pervertive? pologurlcm: NASTY BETTER pologurlcm: IT THAT BETTER Abortions4Free: I am simply trying to show you that a dead baby is a good baby. Abortions4Free: Or I should say "dead fetus". pologurlcm: WELL I WISHED SOME WOULD HAVE KILLED U AS A BABY ELLEN Abortions4Free: There is no need for aggression, ma'am. pologurlcm: HELLO U SICK FUCK pologurlcm: YEA THERE IS WHEN U CALL MY BABY BETTER WHEN ITS DEAD pologurlcm: THATS MY KIDU R TALKNG ABOUT pologurlcm: DONT U GET IT MINE NOT URS pologurlcm: AND I LIED I AM 8 MONTHS ALONG pologurlcm: AND MY BABY IS A LIL GIRL pologurlcm: HER NAME IS CHRISTINE pologurlcm: U THERE Abortions4Free: I'm sure she will grow up to be a burden on society. I hope she gets lymphoma. pologurlcm: Y WOULD U HOPE THAT ON ANYKID pologurlcm: I KNOW U ARE A BITCH BUT I DIDNT KNOW IT WAZ THIS BAD Abortions4Free: We, as an orginization, support and advocate cancer for children. Abortions4Free: As a cleansing for Mother Earth. pologurlcm: GOOD THING CHRISITNE WONT GROW UP WITH PPL LIKE U pologurlcm: YO THIS IS Q WHOS THIS pologurlcm: HELLO pologurlcm: THIS IS DA BABYS DADDY Abortions4Free: This is Ted Simmons the manager. Abortions4Free: How may I help you? Abortions4Free: Are you the child rapsit who impregnated a 16 year old girl? pologurlcm: YO I AM 16 TO pologurlcm: NIGGA pologurlcm: HELLO pologurlcm: DO U HAVE A # WERE WE COULD REACH U AT Abortions4Free: Have a good day. And we hope your baby dies in your arms with a shunt in its head. pologurlcm: YO FUCK U SON I AM GONNA FIND OUT WHO U ARE AND REPORT U TO THE POLICE AND THN KILL UR WHITE FUCKIN ASS Abortions4Free: Report me if you like but it wont help when cancer creeps up your babies spine.
  4. Has anybody played around with these things: http://www.bhphotovideo.com/c/product/443558-REG/Smith_Victor_690044_PG160S_Wireless_Mini_Slave.html They're not really big on the functions but at 18$ a pop they seem like they'd be good for fill lighting...
  5. Doug Stanhope is the king of taboo shit... I first heard of him a long ass time ago when he was one of the founders of http://www.baiting.org where people would pretend to be 13 year old girls and trick pedophiles into sending them their info... Chris Hansen ripped off Stanhope completely on that one.
  6. Take pictures like it's your life. Hate the bad ones. Aim high.
  7. Another option for the flash: Metz Mecablitz CT60-1 Mecablitz CT60-4 I have the 60-4. These were $800 flashes back in the 90s, but the TTL on them doesn't work with modern cameras so people don't use them much and they go cheap on eBay, but they have all kinds of manual settings and also meter very well on their own if you dial in the ISO and Aperature from your camera on the unit. They are insanely bright, guide number is something like 930 feet at ISO 1600. I was shooting some DJs last weekend in an outdoor pavilion with a 60 foot roof and was able to use bounce flash off the roof for lighting at ISO 800 without any problems. At more normal speeds, they'll flash at up to 5 frames per second.
  8. ^^^ I just realized that's the next U MAD image.
  9. I went to high school with this dude and he's pretty fucking funny (and was then) so here you go... dude started calling himself Nubs before anybody even got a chance to crack a joke and he ripped on everybody. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=whgd8cXfWnw
  10. And this is why we don't have graff pictures in here. Nobody gives a flying fuck about your faggy beef, hell, nobody gives a fuck about it in Brickslayers either but you thirteen year old fruitcakes think that art is some kind of a fucking contest, so do us all a favor and kill yourself immediately. And enjoy your fucking tampon.
  11. London broil smoked with hickory until rare FTW.
  12. Another older one, I cropped it a bit as someone suggested...
  13. What I do a lot while shooting shows is set about a stop under the amount of light I need, then bounce a manual flash off the ceiling to make up the other half. Usually at that low of an exposure the bounce flash is enough to freeze motion and still retain the color and feel of the lighting in the room. Then if you want it to look darker you can do that in raw processing.
  14. thismachine the noise doesn't really bother me much at that size, but I'm sure it shows up at full size... they all look a little underexposed though, and you get a lot more noise at higher ISOs when you underexpose...
  15. Has anyone really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?
  16. Handsome Boy Modeling School ass nigga
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