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i think her vag went thru one of those pussy pumps...i wanna try that kinda...it makes the pussy fat and swollen...more coverage on ya cack. IDK?

IDK man. not sure if this is legitimately a racial thing. too soon for me to pass judgement. but... the club is private. its prolly one of those spots that has like 5 to 10 kids swimming at a time on a normal day. quiet, moms or gramma's readin while some kid and his friend throw a ball around. and all of a sudden 65 kids jump in that fucker at once. they were prolly wildin out. screamin. being kids basically. too much for uppity assholes to deal with. maybe just too many kids at once. if that place gets crazy tho and its full of white kids wildin out and they pulled that shit, then i would be outside that spot flinging shovel loads of cow shit into that fucker.

that slap chop rap is dope..:)

i thought this was gonna be about a cop's new Mexican girlfriend. as in they just started dating.

fuck! didnt see this. haha

tshirts that are white only get a day. colored tees maybe twice. socks? i go thru 2 pairs a day sometimes. you sweat a pint of pursperation (sp?) in an average day through ur feet. ive been known to go buy socks if im out of clean ones, rather than launder the dirty ones. i get all agro and shit if i dont have good socks on. i dont wear underwear. so my jeans go 3-5 wears without a care usually. i also know how to wipe my ass properly with baby wipes. so never a shit stain. but lately, in the summer heat, my nuts have been smelling like bagels. if i catch a wiff of that in my jeans then theyll get kicked to the pile. i have shit myself before tho. NEVER TRUST A FART WHEN HUNGOVER. aw man. i blew the kinda fart that would blow a hole thru ur shorts but this particular release came with consequences man. oh, the most vial noise ever came from my ass. liquid brown all over my nuts, shorts (good thing i was wearing my house short) and shit made it to the back of my leg behind my knee. my dumbass was lucky to be home alone. i let rip unconsciously cuz i was occupied with GTA4 online action. shit was intense. i havent recovered yet from that day.

Re: ANIMATED GIF HALL OF FAME SUPERTHREAD waingro prolly a cool guy....but i hate his character for the way he ended or helped end one of the best movies ever.

im gonna start doing graffiti in Israeli font so i can get some of the Israeli pussy...they would love it, them saxy ase batches.

ide be more sad if MJK died. ide drive to the vineyard for that funeral. cooler people. i grew up on jackson's music. and still love it. he knew the game better than most. but ide rather cry for the guy who wrote "hooker with a penis"

PM me. im busy as fuck but ill be out later tonight. alcoholism required. it would be helpful to have google as a text contact so you dont have to ask people and/or me for directions with a map in ur hand. ill give you some spots to check out if you like to drink and get laid.

the site should bed called: "is her pussy nasty as fuck?" or "is she a dog fucker?", "did she drink her own pis?" (the girl with the wig does. haha.

Quote: Originally Posted by twinky the kid (View Original Post) drunk walking home is never fun. It is when your pants aren't spandex girl jeans, thus allowing you to always have something in your pockets to write on shit with. :P haha

naked pics of both at hand. what would yall rather fap on. real sarah or porn sarah.

haha. for real DAO? C'maown dude. that woman has good face but those nasty milky way galaxy shaped nipples fail. fake tits...nah...cheap fake tits fail. ill take a squito bite sized booby way before i sink mah teef into some shit like that. pam anderson and all the rest of them bitches can catch a fart to the grill. but you know what, thats fine, while fools that jock nasty fake tits, ill be appreciating the broads with the real boobies. they prociate me back. go on player. fap to that. haha. anyway.ass is where its at.

NEVER ME!

i woke up with one shoe on, pants off, in bed, "broken glass everywhere" in my old APT and no girl,for the 1st time ever in that relationship, broken chairs. then i call her moms cuz wifey wont answer. but that night i almost won 400 on a poker game! yeah! a game in which ive never played before mind you. ive moved on from that relationship, which was near perfect but will never get over or understand what happened. yet, the only reason ive turned two hot dykes into dick loving nymphos was cuz i had control and was able to take risks. theres a line which is easy to cross and hard to walk to achieve superstar status while laced up on LQ. but it can be done. but sometimes you risk everything. DRINK RESPONSIBLY. haha. for real.

Re: ANIMATED GIF HALL OF FAME SUPERTHREAD you wish! and so do i.

BTW. it would be awesome if thatpornstar didnt have gross fake tits. just sayin.

she doesnt want to embarass her fam anmore. im interested in her press now, for the first time. she'll prolly open up a lil. and devulge how she was used. or wait maybe the powers that be realize the obama train is where its at. and everyone wants a ride. republicans takin risks! woah! we need moar supporters. HOW ABOUT DONT PAY ATTENTION TO SHIT BUT TITS. AND LIFE WILL BE AWESOME. DRUNK.SIGNING OFF. HATE THEIR FACES.

^these^

Smash...she might be skitzo...or just broke up with her long term boyfriend who made her feel like shit. sooth her soul, fiend. or maybe she's losing her hair due to alopecia. more piccs needed

haha props

when i was 11 i used to call 1800666hott. haha. and try to make a deal with the operator. "can i just meet you somewhere and pay cash?" or "can you talk to me like those girls do?" heres a good one tho. my ex and i were out late one night, 3am, get home and pick up the phone and all i hear is an automated message from one of those sex lines. my ex girl's little brother, 16 or 17 at the time, called up one, jerked off while drunk and high and passed out while still on the line. so i go in his room to disconnect the call and dudes spralled out, legs spread with limp dick in hand and boxers to his ankles. *pause. haha. the fucking phone was still in his other hand gripped mad tight. haha. took a second, but i grabbed it, *pause. and dude flipped over and started mumbling some shit. the bill was somewhere around like 200$. lil homie lost his phone in his room for a while. shit was hilarious.