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i pis in the sink sometimes, usually when i have a hard on, sometimes when i feel like making my "footprint" a lesser impact than it already is. it saves water. toilets use about 3-5 gallons of water for every flush. you can rinse a sink out with a pint or 2 of water. i never let a pis sit in the toilet. shit stinks. ive shit in the tub before. drunk. and tried to throw it in the toilet and didnt realized i missed. my roommates found it a few monthes later. it was lolz for everyone. i didnt admit to it for a while. mybe years even. ihateu knows. if ur ever in the city, go eat at ninja. their toilets are amazing. steam clean ur ass. good food too.

anyone remember this one? most of the ones i saw/used were usually broken

when i was 10 or 11, my old friend used to live on a hill. noone in his neighborhood really had fences so we stole some todler toys with wheels. ya know, a bus with little 6 inch plastic tires that 3-4 YOs would ride. and we raced them down that hill. that same friend and i took his sisters cookie dough mix she had just made and had a food fight with it in his house. needless to say his mom hated me and blamed me for his misconduct. bitch. we could climb on his roof. i used to peel shingles off the roof and frisbe the pieces at cars.

ive watched those beheading videos from russia or where ever. dudes are gargling their own blood and choking on the shit thru the slit in their throats. i dont really cringe. but when i see shit like this...ughh...fuck...ffffffuuuuuuuuuuuuu....cant stomach it. cant man. other people zits fuck me up.

i lasted 25 seconds...when that fag pointed down with his fingers...like 8 seconds of "music"

im assuming this a link of the cuban kind.

^ the one that got all chopped up by her boyfriend?

i know. funny thing is i cant pop shovit.

honestly i was thinking of starting this thread as i was showering about an hour ago. WTF. weird. this is just in time to get shit ready. i had a hard expensive time getting mine ready at the last minute last year. this is what i did. i nailed every detail as well. same raybans, leather vest, durango boots, uzi squirt guns painted black, pot leaf belt buckle and holsters...spent about 400 getting it right. i like that not too many people got it. but those that did gave megaprops. only got one pic of it. and i was shitty.

^tyke? if not reminds me of. either way its fuggin frosh. well did

copypasta from other thread. any ideas boys? ve talked to some pros and real good ams and noone can come up with anything but the long description. its always different too. one dude was just name it DNA flip. i learned how to do it on tony hawks game just to see what it would call it...dont remember it really having a name. someone can do it. i cant its been years since ive ridden. 2000-2001. its not a fakie big flip. ride fakie. be ready to do a backside body variable. do a heelflip and spin the board frontside 180 (heelflip fs shove it?). then variable backside. sorry for the story

i dont fear many people...but a large mad black woman makes me nervous...this goes back to the days when i used bounce at a club too. just something about it.

ive talked to some pros and real good ams and noone can come up with anything but the long description. its always different too. one dude was just name it DNA flip. i learned how to do it on tony hawks game just to see what it would call it...dont remember it really having a name. someone can do it. i cant its been years since ive ridden. 2000-2001. its not a fakie big flip. ride fakie. be ready to do a backside body variable. do a heelflip and spin the board frontside 180. then variable backside. sorry for the story

I have- . landed a fakie / 180 heel flip /backside body variable 2x. could only do it fakie. still not sure what to call it. . had sex with 9 different girls in 10 days . had sex with a 19 YO lesbian (virgin to guys) in the club and was caught in the act by her girlfriend...only cuz i was calling/programming her number into my phone without realizing it was a land line to her apt w/GF on the other line. she came to the club and was mad. . done coke for free with a post-op tranny in the restroom of a fancy restaurant/club . bought a hotel penthouse suite for 750$ that i only stayed in for 6 hours. i havent- . done a pop shove it . got a girl preggers . tested posi for an STD . payed for coke . gone a year without having to borrow money.

something i saw a while back , i like this one a little better: Sasha-Grey-Sandra-Romain/ right around 18 mintue mark, thats where IMO this video beats that other one...hotter girls too. the entire video is actually kinad awesome...i want pedestal in my crib now

Re: Eagles are fucking gangster. ill just leave this here

its niggour? j/k no love for safari? seems to do the same shit firefox does. no? im not very interwebs savy myself, but based on whats been plugged for firefox, it sounds the same. sorta. i know people with both and use fox. sup wit dat?

educated thug supplying the freshest shitive seen in this thread in a while. propers

smash...as long as that winky thing stays soft....anyways, it only gay when balls touch >>>>>ballz aint touchin

me, just not as nuerotic and obcessive

come packed with minimal (2 changes) clothing and have money to buy shit. find some shit you cant get at home. autumn skate shop and upper playground and giant robot are all on the same street: 9th and A i believe. all very close to each other. stop by those spots too.

another thing....dont go catching tags like a maniac out in the open...even if you on the creep tip you can still get bagged...DTs roll in cabs and unmarked gypsy cabs...most DTs are stocky, mid height, hoody or a baggy short sleeve, regular fit jeans and nike cross trainer or running sneakers. they are on the lurk everywhere especially LES, east village, and williamsburg. just find a spot in a restroom...noone really will ever notice anyway...unless you crush hard

heres a day for you...do this. 1. take the train to west 4th walk to joes Joes....it was in one of the spidermans dont fucking argue about it either...its the best fucking pizza. 2. leave Joe's and zig zag your way through NYU campus and soho (take your time) in the direction of broadway/houston aka broadway/lafeyette. and look at the retarded holister ad that replaced a pretty awesome DKNy ad. 3. from there take a right on Lafeyette and stop by Supreme. look for sale items. 20 tshirt. dvd's if you skate. fuck a 50 dollar baseball cap. 4. leave supreme. head eastward on Prince. grab a corn on the cob from CUBANA CAFE. eat it while watching hot girls. or buy their calender. take a left on the street that CUBANA CAFE is on (elizabeth? not sure) 5. when you hit houston again. cross it. walk North half way and stop buy .classickicks. buy something cheap. leave. retrace ur steps back to Houston. 6. turn left on Houston. walk to Bowery. look at antiques. then find os gemeos mural. its fucking awesome. take photos. 7. youre thirsty. head East on HOuston and go to epsteins bar and have a beer. its on ALLEN. have a beer. watch hot girls walk by. 8. go to reed space next. down the street. when leaving exit the back. youre on orchard. 9. now you can go to Still Life. leave. 10. youre hungry. go to KATZ'S. its on houston and Ludlow. awesome sammiches. eat. buy tshirt. now youre fat. 11. now look for bars with good happy hour specials. if you dont look like a douche nozel poser. stop by double down saloon. pick songs off juke box. tag bathroom. play pool. tip well. drink bacon shot. if youre there on Friday after 9-10, ask for the JESUS JUICE. leave there. wander around and barhop until you find a good spot. check out LIT (dance bar), LIL FRANKIES (italian), BLUE RIBBON (bank sushi and steak), BULGARIA BAR (intnl dance bar)...none of these spots are clubs..they are bars with DJs...they are good...

hey John, how come we havent chilled yet? you still in town? send me digits via email.

.you wont be here but to anyone else: TV on the radio with chin chin and gang gang dance tomorrow at prospect park. might sell out. might not. its in a park so youll still hear music. Saw BDK there on saturday. good venue. lots of space. food. BBQ in the park if ya got friends. http://thereedspace.com/ -buy something epstein's bar -outdoor seating and drinking...go before 4...close to reed space, shut, alife and all that...stop by and say hi to the Farthole Longtits.