duh-rye-won

today is the first day of the rest of your life.

hong kong subway has advertisements like this. by "this", i mean ads that are on the wall and the floor. some are pretty dope. i've seen a few that fucked with your perspective a little, but never anything like this. i wonder if this was maybe legal. im not sure.

that is a dope flic of the wall. ces goin big. damn i love this thread... on weed.

i went to school with this kid that only had one arm. i remember the first day saw him in class i said, "damn, dudes only got one arm". i have no idea why i said it out loud. he heard me. i apologized for being an idiot. but i have no idea why i did that. i felt so fucking bad. i get mad when people point out my tattoos all the time. how the fuck does dude feel having some asshole in his class point out the fact that he is missing an arm. i never forgave myself for that one. funny, how shit can pop into your head and come out with out you really meaning it.

garfield christmas is tight. i remember that. Smurfs have a banger of a christmas movie as well, if i remember correctly.

7- quote MERO.

kangaroos should unite and just go on a killing rampage and reclaim australia as their own. worst comment ever. *edited for mispelling kangaroos

damn thread jackers. this is supposed to be the thread in which i revel in the glory of banging a pop star, goddamnit! instead i get threatened for withholding the goods, called a dirty jew and no one is even talking about me scoring. damn you all.

ummm, great?

kamusta?

http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20051215/ap_on_...s/transit_talks

i fell out of bed a few weeks ago. true story. shit hurt. fuckin msg overdose in the dinner and 4 beers makes for some cracked out nightmares.

maybe a low rez with the face blurred. but don't hold your breath.

you said, "reasonable firmness".

mams, i really can't post them. it has serious career ruining potential. i'm not that cold hearted. like i said, i'm just bragging.

arrive at hong kong. be white. tell them you're from brooklyn. acquire trim.

when i first got to hk i dated an aspiring pop star. now she's pretty much made it to semi pop stardom. i have pictures of her completely strung out on blow. unfortunately, no kate moss style action shots, but like, red nose bleary eyed and completely wrecked. i also have pictures of her naked. do i go straight to the tabloids, or should i at least give her a chance to save her career via blackmail? her new album. failed 3some attempt. so anyway. i'm not going to blow up her spot. it's just kind of fun knowing i could. and her knowing i could. but if i was a piece of shit. we're probably talking big blackmail payoff on this one. i'm not really asking for advice here or anything. i think i'm just bragging about having piped a pop star.

in mandarin, "nee gah" means "this", and "jee gah" means "that".

work is worse.

fuck yeah, Lost is the dopeness. i download that shit on limewire every new episode. (it's not on tv here) everything on hbo is/was the fucking shit. did anyone watch carnivale? it was mad weird, but i really liked it. deadwood is sick. slow, but the characters are so good. i make my girlfriend watch it, her new favorite word is cocksucker. sopranos, obviously. curb your enthusiasm. 6ft under was amazing. my question is... is Rome good? i'm downloading it now. gotta be good. hbo can do no wrong.

so what was goin on anyway. a computer game?

all my friends are thug, but they used to be computer nerds.

oh great. glad to know im on the same level of thinking of teasola. whats tease's new name on here anyway?