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Dearest Christina, I am by know means a computer expert. as a matter of fact, i really don't know anything about computers outside of the computer programs that i use. but i do know this... when i am hot i turn on a fan. when i am cold, i turn off the fan! and since we've all watched the matrix, we know that machines are jealous of people so they copy us. nahmean? always and forever, The Grey Goose, AKA, The Balding Eagle

dude. you just ain't cuttin it. post something good or i'm gonna let DETO unleash the fury of the KB ban on you.

gats. is the G4 in a room with or without AC during the summer?

i was just looking on myspace, at a friend of a friends list of friends. and... they all suck. and it gave me a great idea for a novel i'm going to write. i've always wanted to try to write something. now i have a topic. maybe it'll be a short story tho. writing a novel seems like a very daunting task. ok well the idea is this. there's a serial killer killing all these random people. but he always leaves his trademark at the murder scene. i'm not sure what his trademark is yet... we'll get back to that. sometimes the killer kills a whole group of friends. sometimes its just one random person. but the Feds know it's the same killer, because of his trademark at the scene. so the feds are trying to figure out the killers pattern. and the main FBI guy is... no wait... i want the main character to be a chick. yeah, an FBI chick. Agent Gatita. so by day, Agent Gatita is a Fed. but by night, she's a horny cybersex addict. one night, while Agent Gatita is having an erotic chat with a dude she met on myspace, she realizes something! oh wait... i have to get back to the killer's trademark now or that won't make any sense... ummmmmm.... shit i really haven't thought this through... ok wait, everytime the killer merks someone, he carves the words, "COOL NEW PEOPLE" into their flesh. that's his trademark. ok so back to agent gatita fingerblasting herself... you see, agent gataita always thought that the "COOL NEW PEOPLE" thing rang a bell. but she couldn't really figure it out. then, she's cybering it up with this myspace dude. and it hits her. it's staring her right in the fucking face. "COOL NEW PEOPLE" the killer is trying to merk all the people on someones friends list! i'm not sure why yet. maybe the killer invited some chick to be on his friend list and she denied and he decided to merk all of her loved ones as revenge. and then agent gatita catches the bad guy. i'm not sure how yet. and then she tells everyone that she owed it all to masturbating on the internet. what do you guys think? i know it's a little rough arounf the edges but i think it has real potential. *any names of persons in this story existing in real life are purely coincidental.

yes exactly. and there should also be a hetero ubertones thread for when he slips up and sounds straight.

i think Nekro should start a queer eye fot the 12oz guys thread.

ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhahahahahahahahahahahaahahahahahahaaaaaa. fuck you man. my bushy eyebrows compensate for my receding hairline. crack, no, i meant look at the sex change i gave earmuffs.

peep earmuffs sex change...

i caught a bird once when i was fishing. not a gull, i think it was a tern. but i was casting directly into a big mess of birds that were feasting on the bait fish that a school of blue fish were chomping on. damn i miss fishing. i really like fishing.

THEY'RE ALL MIDGETS.

my day is off to a shitty start. i elaborated on that in the KB myspace page if you would like to know why. i keep gettin invitiations to xmas parties in new york and it's making me depressed. i think i'm gonna buy an xbox to cheer myself up even tho i never have time to play video games. i have a fucking headache.

26er... shit man. sorry you went over there for nothing. i used to have a big ass production on the side of the florist. well not really a production... i painted a bunch of flowers. lemme see if i can find a flic....

ZING! neh???

yo 26er... nex tme you're in astoria check the florist on ditmars and 37th for some very gay goose graffiti. if it's still runnin. i have no idear.

word to Toronaga, son.

my nipples are cute too. really. they're adorable.

now it all makes sense. deto is still bitter about fataltits. now he's VP and he's gonna merk me. maybe poison my fried rice or hire ninjas to do it... then he'll get the job, and the girl...

ha! helllll no. i already had a very bitter battle with deto over fataltits. now you too?

we should make a yearbook.

oh dear god...

yeah, c'mon fataltits. post up. but sorry guys...

nice bracelet, GATITA! holy roflcopters, batman. that is totally gatita, with gatitties in action.

remember guys... quality, not quantity. who cares how many posts you have. just as long as they're GOOD posts. like this one.

yo gooch, yeah post others pics on myspace. right now there is waaaay too much goose on that page. shit is embarassing.

thats right. mr. president is in the lead.