duh-rye-won

^ :haha: ^

went to school for 5 years and don't even have a 2 year degree. nowthaswassup. i always bitched while i was in school about how i couldnt wait to work full time so i could have some skrilla and stop mooching off my parents and start my "real life" now i'd cut off my dick to go back to college. no i wouldn't.

me too. :china:

holla at moppa through myspace. let him know next time you're in bklyn u want a copy.

pen1 has been here for a while. he;s touchy abuot me discussing his personal life on 12oz so i gotta leave it at that. i'm TRYIN to get home for xmas. not sure yet.

grey goose halloween flix http://www.12ozprophet.com/forum/index.php...6entry1924666

wait, so instead of sending in an absentee ballot, you wrote a mellow love song about your absence and submitted that? that's an awesome idea. you want a KB upgrade? you can be anything you want to be except for the knightbat spellchecker. Teezer, i see you made an effort to bring forth the funk and it has been noted. welcome to the knightbats but i'm keeping a very close eye on your 16yrold old ass. homoblock off. really, i'm checking out your ass.:yum: ^o^

hmmmm... hmmmmmmmmmmmmmm... hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm...... i don't know about this... when i ask you to tell me about yourself, that is basically your interview in which i will decide whether or not you are worthy of our cause. and this is how you respond? that was a fuking horrible response. terrible. "i just be writing"??? "otha"???????? knightbats, i'm feeling democratic today, lets take a vote... what do we think about this kid?

got WHAT??? i don't like this secret talk goin on around here. why is fatalist sending things to the gooch and not to the goose??? :(

ya know, when i'm busy, girls are the last thing on my mind. if i'm skateboarding, doing some artwork, working, whatever, i'm really not thinking abuot women. as soon as boredom kicks in, it's sex, sex, sex. i need to stay busy.

i was referring to saw, but that too.

i need to cop that.

i'm not exactly sure what it's all about, but penis to belly adhesion is gold! would you care to extrapolate on this event?

^:pumpkin:^

lets kiss and make up.

if you're gonna go and talk about a weight problem, and your nickname rhymes with the word "fat", you're just gonna have to accept a little bit of teasing. also considering that you're current body type would best be decribed as, "fuckin bangin'" you're gonna have to learn to laugh at yourself. fatass.

hearing pretty girls say dirty things even when they're joking, rules.

dude, we were watching 6 ft. under. get it straight.

yes.

word up. just curious. cread is my x girlfriends good friend. don't even know him well.

welcome. hey, do you know CREAD and those guys?

HAPPY HALLOWEEZY! i had a pretty fun halloween. Dirty Rodney Trotter is in town and we met up which was totally awesome. beers got drunk. rhymes got rhymed. asses got shook on the dance floor. my dumpling was even a pretty good sport, busting out broken english freestyles with RUN-DMC costumed halloweeners, gettin drunk and wilin out. i did a decent job of inventing a last minute costume. pics tomorrow. GLIKOOOOOOOOOO... tsk tsk. KNIGHTBATS membership is no longer open. we decided on that a while ago after it became apparant that we are just the fucking awesomest e-crew ever and the world is on our batnuts. TEEZER and CRACKSMOKA- you dudes are welcome in the batcave. i don't know either of you, but as long as you bring the funk you will be accepted into the joy and gayness (merry and happy, not homo) of the KB Militia. pls tell us a little bit about yourselves. age? locataion? job? have you ever given a man a back rub? have you ever masturbated while watching oz? have you ever had anal intercourse with a girl who had short hair and pretended she was an adolescent boy? i know i have... ask not what the knightbats can do for you, but what you can do for the motherfucking knightbats! ^o^

oh, but there is so much more to the knightbats... jessi, my dear. you are correct. we are indeed crimefighters, but the true crime is that we still have not seen pictures of your breastacular tittays. i am in fact the emperor of the knightbats and already have an extensive harem of fine knightbat women, so your membership would need to be earned. you are welcome to post in the greatness of my thread and bask in the glow of our knightbattasticness. but you wil not be granted membership in our exclusive club until we see some more skin. anyways, you seem like a lovely young woman and you are welcome here. but you're not down unless ya give it up. all the other knightbat women caved, right ladies? sincizzerely yours, -emperor goose lo mein :china:

i'm not drunk. boooooooooooooo.

dude. stealin laundry for the aundromant is GANGSTER. well done 2bleezy. sooki. what 26 said.