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one of my best friends here is a hip hop dj. he's friends with lots of ballers. models, pop stars etc. the cool club scene people. so my friend was over last night and i was helping him with a flyer to promote him at a new venue he's spinning at. and we start looking at pictures on his hard drive. i came so close to getting the most awesome thread material from this kid, but he wouldn't fork over the pics. so my friend is telling me that his roommate went to japan. before he went to japan he says he's going to buy some sexy japanese schoolgirl outfits and bring them back here to dress chicks up in. dude. i was never that cool. i've never been in the position in life to say, i'm going to buy this outfit, just knowing that in no time i'll have some sluts in my apartment down with a slut photo shoot. yo the pictures are soooooooooooooo dope. i gotta hang out with these kids more. lets here it for chinese kids dressing up chinese chicks in japanese outfits and showing em to a white dude. horrer!

i just ate some really good raw oysters. i don't believe the ysters makin you horny hype. thats some bullshit. i do believe however... thast. i don;t knwo. ^ :china: ^

edgar died?! fuck!

"new pussy can't won't care of you when you sick! new pussy can't read to your kids! new pussy's illiterate!"

add a bag of fritos up in the mix and i'm on board.

well it's gotta be a girl. every dude knows that know matter how "in love" you are you still CONSIDER cheating. homegirl is living in a feelgood romantic comedy fantasy world.

you're a girl, right? you must be.

proclivity. good word. proclivity.

oops nevermind.

yeah, i'm afraid to be too obscure.....

nah no flicks. i just met her breifly 2 weeks ago when i was in new york for business. she was cool, but very serious. that's why this caught me so off guard.

i just need a good, like.... Thanks for getting me the style guide, it'll be a big help. word to the gods. you know. one of those. but something a little more inspired... or maybe just... yo, word. one, -g no... thats not good at all. in my defense, it IS 10am...

thanks for your advice. i'm glad you could help me to see the situation more clearly and help me to think for myself instead of relying on others to do it for me. i owe you one. good lookin out.

the company i work for is doing some business with yamaha. my contact at yamaha is a slammin' 30 year old korean chick from cali. slammin. we have never really gotten the chance to bullshit outside of business talk and everything has always been on a pretty professional level. i just got this email from her: Gary, Here's your login info for the styleguide -- http://www... You can download your images from the Competition section for the Raptor and 450 packaging, and Great Outdoors for Rhino and Grizzly. Word to your mother. now i know it ain't much...... but this requires the perfect response and i can't quite pull it off. she's a smokin hot business chick. and she just said "word to your mother" in a business email. help. -goose

i'm not understanding this question.

big fan of the sleep.

cool man. cool.

i dont know what the fuck happens to mine. i didnt drop em or anything. they just crap out. they wont turn on or the screen freezes on the menu screen or some shit.

whoooaaaaaa that 360 flip shit at the end of richie jacksons part was nuuuuuuuuuuuts.

all my ipods break. they just stop working. im through.

fuck yes

haha that mini is nuts.