duh-rye-won

amen brother. got to work 90 minutes late today. it's saturday. goosey don't play dat.

old. still funny.

danny bonnaducci (definitely spelled wrong) cracked me the fuck up when he was on. hahaha. that dude's out of his skull. his testosterone levels are like 3000% higher than normal because of the juice. hahahaha. dude's nuts.

dance n graf posted in my horrible abortion of a thread thus justifying it. now i'm happy.

ya know what disappoints me so much with howard is his obsession with the horribly wack reality shows. dude gets all worked up about american idol and the dancing with stars shit... i think it's so fucking lame. like i said before... i'm not a big Howard fan. i really don't find him to be cool at all. puts together an amazing radio show, but he's far from the top of my famous dudes i'd like to chill with list.

just got feb 22 on limewire. haha yes. the ball waxing was insanely funny. that must hurt SOOO bad. like where the sack meets inner thigh. jesus christ i can't even imagine it. haha. dude definitely took one for the team.

anybody been listening to howard on sirius? i'm not a huge howard stern fan but i used to listen to him every morning goin to work. i've been downloading the new ones on limewire and listening every day at work. pretty good. i think it's cool they're not going TOO overboard with the obscenities and shit now that they are FCC free. there's been some funny shit. not like, hysterical funny. just something to listen to at work in the background. anybody been listening? anybody actually have sirius? -g0o$3

i like lots of wussy music but i just cant get into these guys. i think its because of the kids i know that always listened to them... sometimes its hard to disasociate a band from the dipshit fans.

so much for redirecting.

ANYWAYYYYYYYYYYY this shit is lame so i'll try to redirect the thread to what it should have been my aunt used to always make fun of retarded people. i mean, obviously i can get down with some offensive joking... but she's a pretty insensitive person... and she always used to make lots of retard jokes. like i remember one time she said some kid looked like a mongoloid or something because he had a big head. and my mom was pissed at her for saying such innapropriate shit when i was there. this was like when i was 7 or 8. there were lots of instances like that. a few years ago she had her fourth son and he's autistic. in all honesty i don't even think i believe in karma. but i think it's interesting that she has to raise a son with a mental illness after all of her insensitivity on the subject.

in all honesty... i can't fathom how you could read: "when i was like 12 or 13, harold hunter stole my elbow pads at a skatepark. now he's dead." and not see that i was going for a laugh there. i don't know man. i really don't see how this comes across as bitching in any possible way. i seriously think you have absolutely zero sense of humor, or you're just having a bad day or some shit. i don't really give a fuck bro... but you're pretty quick with the insults on here. "doesn't that make you a herb for not only owning "ELBOW-PADS" to begin with, but espescially for not standing up for your "ELBOW-PADS"???" "Fuck you and your petti accusations" "You see... that's the problem with skateboarders these days. You're all a bunch of spandex jeans wearing metrosexual girls. " "Why you crying like a little girl" "Why you bitching like a herb???" how about you just give it a fucking rest. you don't know me. i'm not interested in "taking it to the streets". how about you just back off the insults a little unless you know who you're actually talking to and you have grasped the basic idea of what's going on. no hard feelings, man. i'm done if you are.

oh thank god i'm not the only one whos wondering where this dudes sense of humor is. he honestly had me thinking that i said something really horrible for a second and i was feeling guilty about it.

hahahaha. dude, you're way fucking off. it's not like i hold some fucking elbow pad jacking grudge for harold hunter. i'm fucking 27 years old man. take it to the streets. hahahahahaha. bro. i just tried to make a funny post. i never liked the guy. i'm crying like a girl? i'm bitching like a herb? what the fuck are you talking about??? i just explained the story to you because you doubted that it happened. what are you so angry about? are you mad that i posted a thread about harold hunter on 12oz that doesn't say, RIP brother we'll miss you??? who the fuck cares. i made a joke on 12oz about someone who died. sue me. and the fact is i probably knew him better than anyone else reading the post. dude seriously. find someone else to be mad at. look. if anyone on here was actually boys with Harold and is offended by my equating his death with the jacking of my elbow pads, i'm sorry. didn't mean to ruffle any feathers with my disrespect for the recently deceased. but dude, SF1... like i said. find someone else to vent on. lighten up. if you have animosity towards skaters these days or some shit... or people who don't "take it to the streets"... ok. whatever. be mad. but just so you know, i'm the balding 27 year old guy sitting in his office right now checking on 12oz. please redirect the hate. thanks.

and did you read the part of my post where i said that i was 12 years old when this happened? harold and some of his boys from queens came out to a skatepark on long island to skate. you needed full pads to skate. he grabbed my pads off the ground and used them. i saw him wearing my pads and asked for them back. he said he would sell them back to me for 3 bucks. he was there with a bunch of older kids and i was there by myself and i bought my own pads back. yes, elbow pads are gay. yes, i suck for actually being intimidated by him. blah blah blah. whatever dude, i was 12 and i was scared of this weird alien looking black dude who stole my shit. ok mr. OG skateboarder dude. i can't believe i just spent this much time explaining myself to you. "blow me" probably would've been a more suitable response.

you highly doubt. you would have envisioned. blah blah blah. 10-15 years ago i skated with harold hunter almost every weekend. he was always an asshole. i just think the elbow pad thing is funny. not only did he steal them, he sold them back to me for 3 dollars. hehe. why you so mad, dude? i'm just making a stupid post. did i offend your love for "the army sniper" of skateboarding or something?

when i was like 12 or 13, harold hunter stole my elbow pads at a skatepark. now he's dead.

my little cousin is autistc.

best drama ever on regular tv. but pippin needs to die.

watching What If, the blind vid right now. shit is bonkazoids.

one night outside the village idiot me and my gf at the time saw slash get out of a cab with some chick. top hat and all, in all of his slashness. my gf almost shit herself. i'm feeling the need for a GnR appreciation thread.

next episode: jack tries to locate nekro, the gay informant gone missing. also, gliko and tony almeida go to iraq and wreck shit!!! iquit bangs kim bauer! and more! but you gotta wait a long time for the next new episode. just like on the real show. just like to inform everyone that i just got out of work, smoked a spliff, and have 5 days off for chinese new year. best feeling ever. sorry for the drug talk. but it's like in 24. there's a lot of drug talk. i'm the evil drug lord in the next installment. it's all just part of the fiction. -iquit not really stoned

all his books make me feel weird.

PREVIOUSLY ON 24... "oh no he didn't! Mero said that bitch's clit has a nutsack! ahhhahahhahaha. this nigga is TOO much... thank god for 12oz when work is slow..." "what is it chloe, i'm a little busy blowing shit up and just generally being the most badass motherfucker on the planet... no way... you're fucking shitting me... ok ok i'll get back to CTU right away!" "Chloe, if what you're saying is true.... everything is going to change... how could this be? this contradicts all the intelligence we've gathered over the last 5 years..." "i'm telling you jack... TEASE GOT LAID!!! and he says she's a milf!" "i'm going to find this woman and put an end to all this speculation." "Tony, i need you to help me in the field. bring your digi cam. we need to post this shit on 12oz. your busy doing what??? ok Tony. finish updating the satelite link first. but hurry!" "that nigga never fails to interrupt my shit. like he KNOWS all i do in CTU is look at his daughter's titties..." "tony stop looking at my titties and help jack find that milf!!!" "fine i'm going. but i'm cranking up the AC when i get back and you have to let me look at your erect nipples for an hour straight!" (irrelevant to the story.) "Tony thanks for coming, but i found her already. you can get back to kim's titties now" "thank you teasola..." (wink)

yes! sig fame!