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Haha. I'd watch @MOOGLE?go live from the top secret gliz factory and his rat bitch coworkers

Ooohweeee. I trashed those dead leaves and topped the plants the other day ago and just like that I'm getting that explosive growth I've been waiting for.

I'd tune in to watch the endless retardation we talk about go down in real time

Might be the spokesman.

That's funny as fuck. Would be even funnier if it was the guy that answered the phone and just started talking shit about himself.

I wouldn't know. I've just lost my internet service for the 4th time this week. What the fuck is going on out here in these streets?

For fucks sake you bunch of ol' non readin as MFers! 😂

It's beautiful

I have no idea. I've never seen any. I just planted a cherry tree in my front yard this year so I'll be on the lookout for them. I just know we have tree of heaven everywhere too. They are a problem in and of themselves.

Oh shit I should have kept reading. I thought they destroyed the tree of heaven. They use the tree of heaven to mate and proliferate. That's bad fucking news, cuz the tree of heaven is an invasive too thats nearly impossible to kill.

Hell yeah. Let's spray these mother fuckers all around the tree of heaven and let them do work.

Damn. I've been slacking on updates here. I've been dealing with a domino effect of catastrophies as a result of being busy as fuck with work, remodeling, and general lack of enthusiasm. I noticed some algae growing in the hoodroponics 9000. It wasn't bad so I just let them continue to chug along. I didn't check on them for 1 day and when I came back they were sitting in some toxic avenger looking algae sludge. So I pulled them out and washed their roots mass off in some fresh water. That worked well but the second problem was the root mass had grown crazy out of the bottom of these little containers. So as I tried to fish these big ass spaghetti masses of roots out of the little drain holes in the bottom of the pots, I was breaking off massive chunks of root structure. I legit thought all of the plants were gonna die. But they didn't. They just kinda stunted their growth while they regrew their root mass. All the growth at the bottom of the plants is basically dead from the shock of losing their roots.

Shouldn't it be pronounced cyb-org and not cy-borg? Sigh-bored.

@LUGRhow was your first day back from the trickwhoopity19

I literally just came here to post that @nicklesndimes

@KILZ FILLZcheck this shit out. They down sized their salad bar plates to these tiny oval janks. We got back to our seat and my wife is like "what the fuck am I supposed to do with this tiny ass plate? My whole salad is gonna be on the table if I try to mix it up." So I'm like fuck it I'll go grab a whole stack of plates so we can have a bunch of these tiny plates to catch the spilling salad. I can tell my old lady is getting pissed. This bitch is not amused with this situation at all. So the waitress walks by and she's like "hey ma'am, can I get a bigger plate for my salad so I don't make a mess over here." The waitress looks at her and says "I can't do that. If I get you a bigger plate, everyone will want a bigger plate." I straight busted out laughing expecting Ashton Kutcher to come running out at any minute. To my wife's credit she kept her cool and calmly explained why she wanted the bigger plate. The waitress reluctantly went to the back and brought us bigger plates. She looked at us and said "don't take these big plates up to the salad bar or they'll fire me!" The whole experience was super dystopian. Like this grandma is legit worried that some one in the back is going to break her hands if she steps outta line.

Also my wife was picking up on a "why does this place feel like a seedy truck stop" vibe. Everything kinda looked slightly sticky. Like some one made an attempt to clean with a soda soaked rag. Lol

@Fist 666so disappointing. I remembered the salad bar being good too. I never had problems before. I'm guaranteeing it was from the broccoli cheddar soup. The first one came out Luke warm. The second joint was piping hot. The third was just kinda warm again. I wanna say it's a location thing. I'm sure cross contamination and proper kitchen protocols are a second or third thought out here.

Yooo. They make the best Cubano I think I've ever had. And their fries with that garlic aioli? Fuck outta here. I wish I lived closer.

Lol are you playing the world's smallest violin for me?

Let's find me the Jewiest name possible. I could fuck with that. Mort.