mr.yuck

@MOOGLE?has been having humorous entertaining stories around this piece for decades. My dude is a solid fixture around here.

Bump. Moogle appreciation from 2004 to infinity.

Does anyone have any experience with American Giant hoodies? In a fast fashion world, I thought it was dope that the fabric is produced in Georgia and the garments are constructed in NC.

What is pa? Per anum? I feel like this is part of the reason we didnt even own a TV when I was growing up! Life was awesome for 13 year old me when we finally got a TV and I could watch those campy bumsen films that came on late at night.

Hah. Good point. What if they are color blind? Does it go by what you can see or what you have?

That's good bro. I was doing a job for a contractor I like a few days ago. I didn't really know how to price the job because it was some weird odds and ends plus patching some holes behind some electricians that were also working there. She was used to dealing with subs like me that come in knock out the job for a price and move along to the next thing. Well the 4 electricians were fucking making a day of it to install 2 sconces a dining room light and 3 dimmer switches. My piece of work should have only taken me 3 or 4 hours to complete so I told her I was going to charge $125 an hour. When I realized I was going to be there all day and longer than the electricians, I told her I was going to cap my hours. I ended up putting in a total of 11 hours many of which were just me standing around. I capped my hours at 6. She surprised us the next day with a thank you card and a prepaid visa card for $200 for not making her look like an asshole to her client.

Bro don't even play me like that. I'm party of the booty stay fresh "3 wipes til clean" club 😂

There's probably worse things to have than ADD, but the shit is so bad it has me forgetting to shower sometimes for several days in a row, like when I'm not obviously filthy from work. The shit just isn't even on my radar. I'm off in my own world. I hate that shit for you, but I'm also comforted knowing that it's some one else dealing with the exact same bullshit.

McDonald's is trippin

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I also make the mistake of trying to monetize my hobbies. That's a sure fire way to ruin a hobby.

That shit looks like so much fun. I took some nasty spills as a kid, though, that have me scared as a bitch to even contemplate doing this in my 40s. 😂 I'd probably be fine.

True story 😂 fuck the police

I have this issue where I over research a new hobby that might interest me. Like to the point where I have become a professional at the thing and bored with it, without ever having actually participated in the activity.

I was walking the lines and rolled up on some workers. They were like "yo what the fuck are you doing?" I told them not to worry, I'm just out here looking for trains to take pictures of. They told me it was dangerous and to scram. I told them I've been walking these lines for over 25 years and I'll be fine. Then they told me to watch out for the cops at street crossings cuz they will fuck with you for sure.

Haha. I forgot we were zoomin around Google maps looking for layups around here.

Nah. That's 181. I haven't talked to that dude in years. He was cool as shit though! Where did you go @oneeightyone

Lol. So much sexual assault back in the day!

I've been deep digging into my past on this site. Some of its cringe as fuck some of its hilarious and this post just inspired me to write an adventure book loosely based on the life and times of Mr. Yuck.

Yeah for real. Find out if he needs a painter!

Apple pennnn

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I got one male out of the 4. I'm gonna make seeds. Lemme know if you want a cut or some beans.

Tips cowboy hat in acknowledgement as he throws his peen over his shoulder and saunters off into the sunset.

That entire stack of shit is medical bills that continue to flood in for my BP vacation. It's a pretty thick stack. I'm not paying these cock suckers another penny. When I went to my out patient doctor the bill was $111 for the visit. I paid that. They applied my money to a different service and then raised the price of my doctor visit to $250. I'm glad I took screen shots of everything all the way through. I can't wait to bring this scamming as shit up to some one when they start threatening to send me to collections. Unless you got that NCIS grade technology where they take an image that looks like a potato and it zooms in and clarifies everything, I think I'm straight. Lol.