mr.yuck

Ive been trying to fall asleep for the past 3 hours. Maybe its a full moon or something.

To be honest, there are some days I roll ro work in my jammy jam jams. But as soon as I get home, believe it or not, straight to jams. I just happened to be getting first dinner put together when I decided it was opportune photo time. Yes leg knee.

Ka-kaaaawwww

@NightmareOnElmStreetill take a picture when I get home.

Lol @NightmareOnElmStreetIm rockin the grown up version of those penguin jams right now.

Checking my ford account to see how many payments I have left on this van. Jesus Christ! Will it ever end?

Unfortunately no info was exchanged. My wife spent the rest of our grocery shopping journey trying to avoid this old man. My wife is such a mouse people will run all over her and she will appologize for being in their way. I hate that shit. I get straight up fucking loud and ignorant in public when I see that type of behaviour from other people. I have been trying to watch my mouth in public especially when communicating with other strangers. Its usually 'mother f bomb this' and 'jesus titty fucking christ that'. Its hard.

Nah. It's totally legit to manufacture fire arms and components. It's also legal to sell your home made weapons with the caveat that you didnt creat it with the intention to sell.

Since this thing got its own thread, and rightfully so, I wanna change gears. I dont know what is going on but strangers are getting mad comfortable striking weird wildly inappropriate conversations with me and my wife. I cant remember exactly what the last one was but we were ordering food somewhere and the cashier was making pleasant conversation and then made a left turn and started making some kind of cum joke. My wife and I just kinda stared at this kid not saying anything. He obviously thought we didnt hear him as he doubled down by getting louder and saying the same wild ass shit. Just yesterday we were at the grocery store and some old man started a conversation with us about brussel sprouts. Things were going completely normal until this old man ran out of recipes and B lined to talking about my old ladies love handles and having something to hold onto. Granddad, we all know you havent had a hard on in over 25 years. Are people crossing the line of pleasantry everywhere or is it just me?

Are you for real? Joe Rogan is constantly reminding people that he's just some average dumbass. At least the last I was listening to him.

Vegan bagel lox and cream cheese... Bagels= fire Sophies fake fish= all of the smell with non of the flavor Tofutti cream cheese= perfect consistency. Flavor=wet newspaper A little bit of red onion and caper to offset that wet newspaper flavor. Overall experience = Trash 30 minutes later the after taste of red onion and the smell of lox stuck in the back of my nose

I love a good buy back. There is always a loop hole to be exploited. If you can bend sheet metal, you can make a bunch of janky 20 round "magazines" for them to buy back.

Where does the publishers clearing house get all of this fucking money to give away. I did some internet searching and ot says they sell merchandise. Try finding some publishers clearing house merchandise, I'll wait.

Interesting theory. Im pretty sure my mom is a certified pro.

I'll just ask my mom. She wont lie for him.

You know, now that I think about it, it was always him talking shit about his own little dick. What if he, infact, has the massive hog, was super confident about himself and Im the generation with the little dick? What if I got my granddads little dick?

Nah. Me and my old man dont have that kind of relationship. Are you worried that your sons dick is bigger than yours or that he has seen bigger dad dicks?

Yeah that jank looked like a massive hog. Turns out I was just just a tiny person and my dads dick is actually below average. According to my research, hog dicks skip a generation and I inherited my grand dads lap hog. This is why I have chosen not to have children.

Guess what guys. Passed my electric inspection today.

That sounds good man. Im trying to figure out what to do for dinner. I'll deal with this microsoft garbage another day.

Microsoft 365... what a piece of fucking shit. Im ready to karate kick my fucking computer in half.