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@NightmareOnElmStreet well well well. I was ready to call you out, but this is absolutely correct. Kraut and mustard are infact the only toppings a hotdog gets.

Was this a review for the bible?

Kickin' it at the hospital with my FIL

I love places like this. When you show up, you know you're about to be on some kind of adventure.

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@LUGRthat dude is NOT comfortable with glizexuality!

Eating lemon pepper wings Also bonus content: just chopped down 6 plants for being gross ass boys.

@NightmareOnElmStreetyoure up big dog.

I'm tryna smash all of that corn.

I didn't realize they had footage of my circumcision.

I've never said it in real life. Youve inspired me to go try it out in the wild. I'm gonna practice in the mirror a little bit so it doesn't sound stupid when I say it out loud.

Hey @LUGR I was at the cook out with my cousins yesterday and I think we theoreticized a new kind of southern classic glizzy. It's ground breaking. I'll keep you in the loop while we work this one out in the lab.

I haven't taken a bath in about 4 years. You've inspired me to change that. Tonight!

It's gotta be eucalyptus.

My old lady would eat the the shit out of that pickle burger.

My niece and nephew are sitting in the back seat of the car choppin it up with each other discussing the finer point of how to murder some one and not get caught. They don't think I'm listening but this shit is wild.

I don't like it. I'd keep the cucumber if it's been properly vinegared.

Man. The only thing I got caught by recently was a coal train. Literally 15 minutes of clean ass hoppers. I was sitting there like "c'mon, c'mon, do something..."

You know, literally everyone that knows him in this industry have been telling me for years that the dude is a snake and I shouldn't fuck with him, but up until now I've had more than a little bit of success fuckin with him. It's a shame that everyone in this industry has a 'what have you done for me lately,' mentality.

Nah. This church flooded and the whole thing needs to be repainted. I told this dude it would take me a week to paint the actual church part with it's 40 ft tall walls and I would make sure everything in here was ready for them to have Easter mass. Then I would move out to the front entry part of the church, 2 bathrooms, an electrical room, 3 offices, and a nursery room for the children. This bitch fucked up his scheduling and has flooring going in the week we were supposed to paint the front of the church. This monkey mouth ass bitch had the audacity to tell me that I said I would have this entire hoe wrapped up in 5 days. He then says "I'm not trying to be an asshole, but I'm gonna have to call some one else in to paint the front. Just tell me what I owe you for the rectory part." My original contract was for $8000 which was already a banger ass look out price for this dude. I really think he fucked up this jobs money and is gonna try to pay this other contractor some ever more dirt ball ass wage. Funny thing is, I know the dude he contracted to paint the front. That's why I was telling him if he wasn't comfortable with the 1200 he could just pay me my original amount and I would work it out with the other dude. Lol.

Bro. Mine is 'farmiliar'