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your first time...

Discussion in 'Channel Zero' started by iCEBERG, Mar 8, 2002.

  1. iCEBERG

    iCEBERG Senior Member

    Joined: Oct 22, 2001 Messages: 2,039 Likes Received: 0
    i was just wonderin about yalls first time havin sex. mine, was great. i know alotta people can't say the same.

    i was a little drunk but not so drunk it wasn't an fun, you know the kind where you just get tired an almost feel like giving up because, well its no fun.

    yea well anyways, i been seein this girl around for awhile, this latin girl, an so we got together one night at my other homegirls house, they were both friends, so anyways, after smokin a blunt an drinkin a lil henny on the rocks, im just chillin...

    well anyways, shit happens an we end up doin our thing. now since i was a lil drunk, i had that alcohal dick. the fellas know what im talkin about. you can go for days. yea well at first i was nervous, but then i started gettin into it, hittin off porno positions. it was great i thought i'd be nervous an sloppy. but it was the opposite (thanks hennesy)

    yea well after almost two hours, im not lyin, i couldn't stop grinnin cause thats a long time, we finish up take a shower together, eat some food real quick, my ride came just in time, kinda around the time your just sittin there, with nothin to say, after everythings been said an done, so i bounced.

    an whenever she comes back from puerto rico she still asks me if i was really her first. :D thats a good thing. too bad i can't find a wifey to hit off with the goods, cause im not really all about just havin sex to have sex, its better when its with someone you care about

    anyways if you feel like it hit us off with your first time stories, their always good.
     
  2. Abracadabra

    Abracadabra Dirty Dozen Crew

    Joined: Dec 28, 2001 Messages: 22,906 Likes Received: 113
    it was a non-event. i believe the phrase was "is that it?"


    thankfully i got ALOT better since then.
     
  3. iCEBERG

    iCEBERG Senior Member

    Joined: Oct 22, 2001 Messages: 2,039 Likes Received: 0
    shoulda been a little tipsy i guess, thats my tip to any virgins out there tryin to spread the love, get a buzz on, you'll thank me afterwards

    *EDIT*

    ...but not too drunk, just a good buzz, an think about all the porno's youve ever seen. it worked for me, cause i know i was shook as shit on the ride over there, it definatly helped.
     
  4. Abracadabra

    Abracadabra Dirty Dozen Crew

    Joined: Dec 28, 2001 Messages: 22,906 Likes Received: 113

    i was obliterated my first time. but even if i was sober i'm still pretty sure i would have sucked
     
  5. Devilush

    Devilush 12oz Legend

    Joined: Feb 1, 2001 Messages: 17,035 Likes Received: 2
    <<virgin........yea right.

    there isnt anything special to say about it. i know that the sex that i have right now is all that i want.

    cause im not really all about just havin sex to have sex, its better when its with someone you care about--Iceberg

    so true. once you find that someone, it makes sex a whole lot better. it makes it passionate, it makes it sweaty, and afterwards, there is no akward moment that you have to deal with.
     
  6. iCEBERG

    iCEBERG Senior Member

    Joined: Oct 22, 2001 Messages: 2,039 Likes Received: 0
    ahh i said get a buzz on, cause if your too drunk you'll end up like scott, who skipped takin off his cloths an just dry humped the girl through his pants... needless to say that didn't work, an he never got his peice of the pie
     
  7. --zeSto--

    --zeSto-- Guest

    one day it'll happen to me too!

    maybe on my next birthday (my 24th)
    some guys will pitch in and buy me a blowjob.







    :rolleyes:
     
  8. Abracadabra

    Abracadabra Dirty Dozen Crew

    Joined: Dec 28, 2001 Messages: 22,906 Likes Received: 113

    i can't say i've ever experienced that. most times it was a case of "there's the door, see ya later"
     
  9. Are2

    Are2 Guest


    oh geez that's funny..
    those were my words exactly..

    i had made the dude wait months and months, and i guess he was just so friggin excited it was over in about one minute..or maybe even less..

    he was so embarassed he couldn't even get it up again for another week

    hahhahaaaaaaaaaa ..i'm glad i'll never have that problem

    and yeah, sex has improved drastically since then :crazy:
     
  10. Devilush

    Devilush 12oz Legend

    Joined: Feb 1, 2001 Messages: 17,035 Likes Received: 2
    i was talking about in a commited relationship. so you're saying that you have akward moments with Isa?? hmmmmm?? :p
     
  11. iCEBERG

    iCEBERG Senior Member

    Joined: Oct 22, 2001 Messages: 2,039 Likes Received: 0
    people, your supposed to share with us your first time having sex, but i guess you missed the point. or just ignored it.

    ill leave mine up there for the board to read, feel free to join in...
     
  12. Devilush

    Devilush 12oz Legend

    Joined: Feb 1, 2001 Messages: 17,035 Likes Received: 2
    i did say my first time.

    but i was just elaboarating on your quote because it is true.
     
  13. Abracadabra

    Abracadabra Dirty Dozen Crew

    Joined: Dec 28, 2001 Messages: 22,906 Likes Received: 113

    no, i meant before isabelle. but i meant that i never had akward moments, cos when it was all said and done, i was showing them the door.
     
  14. bodice_ripper

    bodice_ripper Elite Member

    Joined: May 10, 2000 Messages: 3,195 Likes Received: 25
    it was a drive by fucking,......kinda.......

    I had never even kissed a girl before.


    I had told this girl from school that I liked her, and she said she liked me too, but there was NO way she was actually acting on it, because the lesbian thing scared the crap out of her.


    so I bothered her for MONTHS about it, to at least kiss me - what was the harm?

    So she was over in my house one day and after an hour of talking about it she agrees and we start kissing. I was terrified, and thrilled to bits.
    The kiss lasts about 2 minutes, at which point she pushes me back on the bed, tears my pants off and fucks me


    then her parents come collect her, and I'm left sitting there going HOLY SHIT...........................





    (the best part is I'm still with her.........*sigh*)
     
  15. iCEBERG

    iCEBERG Senior Member

    Joined: Oct 22, 2001 Messages: 2,039 Likes Received: 0
    "there isnt anything special to say about it. i know that the sex that i have right now is all that i want." - Devilush

    aww i was hoping you'd elaborate an now i feel guilty for coming across as mean... imma sucker for females, wether its on the net or in real life

    im sorry, forgive me?:eek:
     
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