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Worst bar diss ever!

Discussion in 'Channel Zero' started by Frate_Raper, Oct 6, 2002.

  1. Frate_Raper

    Frate_Raper Veteran Member

    Joined: Aug 20, 2000 Messages: 7,973 Likes Received: 168
    This fucking loser was singing brown eyed girl to this girl and chasing her around the bar. We were not impressed and made fun of him until know end.Then we called him over.


    Lil D- man why are you chasing that ugly bitch around this bar dude?

    Some college boy- yo son thats mah girl of three years!!!!(kids got his hand on d's back)

    Lil D- if thats your girl why do you have your hand on my back?

    I had tears rolling down my face buddy stood their for a second and then we found out the whole bar was his crew.Almost didn't make it out but fuck it.


    At the pizza place were acting out again and this HUGE fucker says to Lil D

    huge fucker- Your pretty funny eh homo

    Lild Yeah but you know whats funnier?

    Huge fuck- what?

    Lil D- MY NUTS!

    Huge fuck- yeah you know whats funnier? your nuts on my chin? (guy was serious this is how he tried to start shit with us!!!!)


    Lil D- buddy you want to suck my cock?


    we then made fun of him until he left! were getting in the car and he runs after us screaming shit....such a bitch
     
  2. WALE!pd

    WALE!pd 12oz Loyalist

    Joined: Jun 7, 2002 Messages: 12,040 Likes Received: 364
    hahahahaha that sounds liek fuckin fun... that big doofus wants to suck lil d's pee pee
     
  3. When

    When 12oz Loyalist

    Joined: May 4, 2000 Messages: 10,294 Likes Received: 3
    'lil d got a lil d'

    name that quote
     
  4. sneak

    sneak Guest

    "do u know whats funnier?"

    "my balls"

    hahahaha
     
  5. Pistol

    Pistol Dirty Dozen Crew

    Joined: Jul 12, 2001 Messages: 19,358 Likes Received: 298
    brown eyed girl eh? slut.


    reminds me of Top Gun different song same premise.
     
  6. Pistol

    Pistol Dirty Dozen Crew

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  7. When

    When 12oz Loyalist

    Joined: May 4, 2000 Messages: 10,294 Likes Received: 3
    worst bar diss ever...

    well it didnt happen in a bar but it would be just as funny

    jock kid: hey motherfucker!

    p: motherfucker?! motherfucker?!

    jock kid: yeah, motherfucker

    p: motherfucker huh?
    well ill tell you what...
    you keep your mom outta my yard
    and ill keep my yard outta your mom
    (last line said while grabbing crotch)



    jock kid and p get into fight
     
  8. sneak

    sneak Guest

  9. Frate_Raper

    Frate_Raper Veteran Member

    Joined: Aug 20, 2000 Messages: 7,973 Likes Received: 168
    lil d also got in to a fight last night with 6 17 year olds in front of ther're mommys house all because he said "whats going on ladies"


    the kid tried to take of his shirt but his rather large fake ice got suck on his ear shit was great..................

    Me-Buddy you got a some sort of silver cum shot tangling from your overly size ear

    Kid- fuc............... thats when d pushed him to the ground and smacked him
     
  10. evilistic

    evilistic Elite Member

    Joined: Jul 22, 2001 Messages: 3,554 Likes Received: 0
    hahaahahahahaha
     
  11. yoink

    yoink Elite Member

    Joined: May 27, 2002 Messages: 3,428 Likes Received: 0
    im laughing my ass off right now this is funny as hell!

    jesus thats great ill keep my yard out of your mom...fuck im goin to use that one some day:D
     
  12. ETHREADZNY

    ETHREADZNY Elite Member

    Joined: Feb 11, 2002 Messages: 3,129 Likes Received: 4
    from insult.net

    Man: I'd like to call you. What's your number?
    Woman: It's in the phone book.
    Man: But I don't know your name.
    Woman: That's in the phone book too.

    Man: Haven't we met before?
    Woman: Yes, I'm one of the nurses at the VD clinic.

    Man: I'd go through anything for you.
    Woman: Good! Let's start with your bank account and credit cards.

    Man: Haven't I seen you somewhere before?
    Woman: Yeah, that's why I don't go there any more.

    Man: Is this seat empty?
    Woman: Yes, and this one will be too if you sit down.

    Man: What's a nice girl like you doing in a place like this?
    Woman: Waiting for some idiot like you to come along and bore me to tears with pathetic lines.

    Man: Your place or mine?
    woman: Both. You're going to yours, and I'm going to mine.

    Man: So what do you do for a living?
    Woman: I'm a female impersonator.

    Man: Hey, come on baby, we're both here at this bar for the same reason.
    Woman: Yeah! Let's pick up some chicks!

    Man: Hey, baby, what's your sign?
    Woman: No parking.
    Or: Danger of death.
    Or: No Entry

    Man: How do you like your eggs in the morning?
    Woman: Unfertilised.

    Man: So, d'ya wanna go back to my place?
    Woman: Well, I don't know. Will two people fit under a rock?

    Man: Can I buy you a drink?
    Woman: Thanks, I'll have champagne. Leave it at the bar for me and I'll pick it up later.

    Man:I'm here to fulfil your every sexual fantasy.
    Woman: You mean you can lend me a donkey and a great dane?

    Man: Your body is like a temple.
    Woman: There are no services today.

    Man: If I could see you naked, I'd die happy.
    Woman: Yeah, but if I saw YOU naked, I'd die laughing.

    Man: I would go to the end of the world for you.
    Woman: Wonderful Will you stay there, too?

    Man: I know how to please a woman.
    Woman: Then please leave me alone.

    Man: I want to give myself to you.
    Woman: Sorry, I don't accept cheap, nasty gifts.

    Man: I can tell that you want me.
    Woman: You're so right. I want you to go away.

    Man: Hey babe, how 'bout you and I hitting the hot spots?
    Woman: Sorry, I don't date outside my species.
     
  13. ETHREADZNY

    ETHREADZNY Elite Member

    Joined: Feb 11, 2002 Messages: 3,129 Likes Received: 4
    some momma insults

    Yo momma's so ugly when she joined an ugly contest, they said "Sorry, no professionals."

    Yo momma's so ugly she looked out the window and got arrested for mooning.

    Yo momma's so ugly just after she was born, her mother said "What a treasure!" and her father said "Yes, let's go bury it."

    Yo momma's so ugly they push her face into dough to make cookies.

    Yo momma's so ugly they filmed "Gorillas in the Mist" in her shower

    Yo momma's so ugly they didn't give her a costume when she tried out for Star Wars.

    Yo momma's so ugly instead of putting the bungee cord around her ankle, they put it around her neck

    Yo momma's so ugly she gets 364 extra days to dress up for Halloween.

    Yo momma's so ugly when she walks into a bank, they turn off the surveillence cameras

    Yo momma's so ugly her mom had to be drunk to breast feed her

    Yo momma's so ugly her mom had to tie a steak around her neck to get the dogs to play with her.

    Yo momma's so ugly when she walks down the street in September, people say "Damn, is it Halloween already?"

    Yo momma's so ugly the government moved Halloween to her birthday.

    Yo momma's so ugly that if ugly were bricks she'd have her own projects.

    Yo momma's so ugly she made an onion cry.

    Yo momma's so ugly when they took her to the beautician it took 12 hours. . .for a quote!

    Yo momma's so ugly she tried to take a bath the water jumped out!

    Yo momma's so ugly even Rice Krispies won't talk to her!

    Yo momma's so ugly Ted Dansen wouldn't date her!

    Yo momma's so ugly for Halloween she trick or treats on the phone!

    Yo momma's so ugly she turned Medusa to stone!

    Yo momma's so ugly the NHL banned her for life

    Yo momma's so ugly they pay her to put her clothes on in strip joints

    Yo momma's so ugly people go as her for Halloween.

    Yo momma's so ugly that when she sits in the sand on the beach, cats try to bury her.

    Yo momma's so ugly she scares the roaches away.

    Yo momma's so ugly I heard that your dad first met her at the pound.

    Yo momma's so ugly that your father takes her to work with him so that he doesn't have to kiss her goodbye.
     
  14. sneak

    sneak Guest

    yo mammas so stupid she makes george bush look clever....
     
  15. YinzerXpress

    YinzerXpress Guest

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