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*will i get fired tomorrow morning?*

Discussion in 'Channel Zero' started by WebsterUno, May 21, 2004.

  1. WebsterUno

    WebsterUno Guest

    i dont know if any of you have been
    paying attention, but ive been having
    serious drama at work. i just checked
    my work email from home and saw this...

    --------
    From:__ *****
    To:__ ***
    Date:__ Thursday - May 20, 2004_5:55 PM
    Subject:__ Re: 5:30pm


    ***,

    I don't have a logout/in for lunch from you, even though
    you said you were going to take one. Please see me about this when you get in.

    Thanks,
    *****

    -------

    that was an email from my supervisor.
    let me tell you a lil story about my supervisor.
    i helped him get that position. i never told
    him that i told my boss to promote him,
    because i wanted to see how he would act if
    he became part of our team. i created a
    monster. i should have known better, because
    he didnt really like me to begin with. i only
    helped him out, because im a nice guy, and
    i dont hold grudges. well, dude totally fucked me off.
    he became supervisor and immediately got on
    my back. he knew how we would mess around at
    work, and started calling us on it. he would do the
    same shit, but now, he likes throwing his weight around.
    see, it goes deeper than that!
    ill give you the dope...
    the guy is into ju jitsu. him and an ex coworker
    thought they were the shit, because they practiced
    kung fu, or what ever. they liked talking down on people
    and just acting bad. they didnt like the fact that
    me and my eritrean homie back talked them.
    it was like us against them. my homie left, and his
    homie left, and that left me and him. to make a long story
    short, we never really got along to well. he was cool one minute,
    and shithead the next. not my kind if people i guess.
    so, now im at this junction...
    he is on a major power trip, sucking the boss's left butt cheek,
    and just waiting for me to fuck up. well, i fucked up today
    by not having enough time to take a lunch. i didnt have cash
    or a car to go anywhere, so i figured i would work through
    my lunch and punch out on paper later. now, that gave him a
    reason to give me shit...and i think this is it.
    im going in super early to clean out my hard drive,
    and delete my current project , fuck em!
    i told you i had a lumberg!!!!

    stay tuned
     
  2. duh-rye-won

    duh-rye-won Member

    Joined: Aug 8, 2001 Messages: 580 Likes Received: 2
    sounds like a total lumberg.


    http://www.eohub.com/gallery/archive/lumberg_speaks.jpg_thumb.jpg'>
    "riiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiight... i'm gonna neeeeed you to.... work on sunday toooooo..."
     
  3. Dick Quickwood

    Dick Quickwood 12oz Loyalist

    Joined: Aug 25, 2002 Messages: 14,783 Likes Received: 14
    at first when i glanced at it, i thought the word "fired" was actually "head", for a fraction of a second.
     
  4. gfreshsushi

    gfreshsushi Senior Member

    Joined: Sep 21, 2003 Messages: 2,244 Likes Received: 1
    the good thing about him knowing ju-jitsu is that he's still a giant asshole, except now he can kick your ass. this is why martial arts should have thorough screening processes. if he starts to fire you, fake answer your cell, walk out of the office holding your cell to your ear and mouth to him "it's a client, i'll be right back" then just bounce. he can't fire you if you're not there!
     
  5. synaps

    synaps Senior Member

    Joined: Mar 8, 2002 Messages: 1,644 Likes Received: 0
    did you get the memo about the tps reports?
     
  6. WebsterUno

    WebsterUno Guest

    *believe*

    you know how they say
    the truth hurts, he found no humor
    in lumbergs character...hmmm i wonder why!?!
    hahaha


    after i read the email,
    i went and cracked a bottle
    of stone ipa i had in the
    fridge, just finished it, and
    i feel good. fuck their couch!
    fuck the tps reports, fuck
    my current project, gimime
    head til im dead!!!


    arghhghg :D

    fucken lumberg
     
  7. Fondles

    Fondles Veteran Member

    Joined: Mar 31, 2001 Messages: 7,858 Likes Received: 24
    ^hahahaha that last shit made me laugh. anyhow, you'll bounce back even in worst case scenario. give us the update later.
     
  8. WebsterUno

    WebsterUno Guest

    *believe*

    im not scared of his ju jitsu ass.
    he can head lock me, grapple me,
    ask me to lube up...fuck this shit..



    ^M^
     
  9. 2 blaazed

    2 blaazed New Jack

    Joined: Jun 28, 2002 Messages: 0 Likes Received: 3
    grab the classifieds dude
     
  10. Weapon X

    Weapon X 12oz Loyalist

    Joined: Sep 6, 2002 Messages: 14,905 Likes Received: 202

    :idea:

    It’s too bad the Eritrean (sp) left, because those people can be crazy when they want to be.
     
  11. mental invalid

    mental invalid Dirty Dozen Crew

    Joined: May 11, 2001 Messages: 13,050 Likes Received: 8
    youre gonna get fired for working through lunch??!

    im confused...
     
  12. TURBOCAPSLOK

    TURBOCAPSLOK Elite Member

    Joined: Dec 4, 2003 Messages: 2,550 Likes Received: 1
    http://www.danacarvey.net/images/garth.gif'>
    ''ISNT THAT WEIRD?"
     
  13. MurderSluts

    MurderSluts Junior Member

    Joined: May 6, 2004 Messages: 221 Likes Received: 1
    how is it a big deal that you didnt take a lunch break?
     
  14. adderall

    adderall Elite Member

    Joined: Jun 10, 2003 Messages: 2,921 Likes Received: 1
    the magic eightball says yes
     
  15. slave_one

    slave_one Elite Member

    Joined: Apr 4, 2003 Messages: 2,745 Likes Received: 2
    more reason/motivation for you to do your freelance now...

    don't forget your stapler.
     
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