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i dont know if any of you have been

paying attention, but ive been having

serious drama at work. i just checked

my work email from home and saw this...

 

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From:__ *****

To:__ ***

Date:__ Thursday - May 20, 2004_5:55 PM

Subject:__ Re: 5:30pm

 

 

***,

 

I don't have a logout/in for lunch from you, even though

you said you were going to take one. Please see me about this when you get in.

 

Thanks,

*****

 

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that was an email from my supervisor.

let me tell you a lil story about my supervisor.

i helped him get that position. i never told

him that i told my boss to promote him,

because i wanted to see how he would act if

he became part of our team. i created a

monster. i should have known better, because

he didnt really like me to begin with. i only

helped him out, because im a nice guy, and

i dont hold grudges. well, dude totally fucked me off.

he became supervisor and immediately got on

my back. he knew how we would mess around at

work, and started calling us on it. he would do the

same shit, but now, he likes throwing his weight around.

see, it goes deeper than that!

ill give you the dope...

the guy is into ju jitsu. him and an ex coworker

thought they were the shit, because they practiced

kung fu, or what ever. they liked talking down on people

and just acting bad. they didnt like the fact that

me and my eritrean homie back talked them.

it was like us against them. my homie left, and his

homie left, and that left me and him. to make a long story

short, we never really got along to well. he was cool one minute,

and shithead the next. not my kind if people i guess.

so, now im at this junction...

he is on a major power trip, sucking the boss's left butt cheek,

and just waiting for me to fuck up. well, i fucked up today

by not having enough time to take a lunch. i didnt have cash

or a car to go anywhere, so i figured i would work through

my lunch and punch out on paper later. now, that gave him a

reason to give me shit...and i think this is it.

im going in super early to clean out my hard drive,

and delete my current project , fuck em!

i told you i had a lumberg!!!!

 

stay tuned

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the good thing about him knowing ju-jitsu is that he's still a giant asshole, except now he can kick your ass. this is why martial arts should have thorough screening processes. if he starts to fire you, fake answer your cell, walk out of the office holding your cell to your ear and mouth to him "it's a client, i'll be right back" then just bounce. he can't fire you if you're not there!

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Guest WebsterUno

*believe*

 

you know how they say

the truth hurts, he found no humor

in lumbergs character...hmmm i wonder why!?!

hahaha

 

 

after i read the email,

i went and cracked a bottle

of stone ipa i had in the

fridge, just finished it, and

i feel good. fuck their couch!

fuck the tps reports, fuck

my current project, gimime

head til im dead!!!

 

 

arghhghg :D

 

fucken lumberg

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Guest WebsterUno

*believe*

 

im not scared of his ju jitsu ass.

he can head lock me, grapple me,

ask me to lube up...fuck this shit..

 

 

 

^M^

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Originally posted by gfreshsushi

walk out of the office holding your cell to your ear and mouth to him "it's a client, i'll be right back" then just bounce. he can't fire you if you're not there!

 

 

:idea:

 

It’s too bad the Eritrean (sp) left, because those people can be crazy when they want to be.

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i got fired from a Laser tag place once for asking a girl her number(i was a gentleman too...fucking corporates)

 

i pulled out a jerry maguire one liner, instead of stealing a fish i tried to haul the DDR MAX machine out the front door, they just stared at me....eventually i was like fuck it and bounced.

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Guest WebsterUno

*believe*

 

Originally posted by Weapon X

:idea:

 

It’s too bad the Eritrean (sp) left, because those people can be crazy when they want to be.

 

 

yeah, my homie was a freedom fighter

against ethiopia at the age of 15.

he is pretty locced out, but he is low key.

 

thats what im saying. i dont see how

they could be mad because i didnt get

to take a lunch break. im the one who

starved throuhgout the day to get all

this work they piled on me done.

fuckers

 

im here now, and my supervisor

hasnt got it yet...i bet he checked

his email from his house this morning

and seen my relpy from 2am...hahaha

he does that, i do too, but this guy

will have a day off and send reminders

from home about what our duties

are for the day. makes me sick.

 

dun dun duuuunnn!

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Guest WebsterUno

*believe*

 

he just said i should have taken a lunch

so i dont get sick or something...blah blah blah.

 

 

ive done that before, worked through

lunch to get something out because

of tight deadlines...fuckers..

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Guest BROWNer
Originally posted by WebsterUno

I don't have a logout/in for lunch from you, even though

you said you were going to take one. Please see me about this when you get in.

 

Thanks,

*****

 

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that is hardcore lame. i know the type.

dude....either you stick around and have to deal with hating your

job everyday becuz of a bad vibe from a total dick, or you politely

bow out and stress over getting your own clients for freelancing.

or third....pull some covert shit and set dude up for a big fall then

make a power move into his position.

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Dude after hearing more and more about this I really agree with Browner....do what your comfy with, I know job wise this place has some good points, but you dont want to end up hating it more and more, and coming home every day with the typical answer to

 

"oh how was work today webby???"

 

"sucked major ass"

repeat

 

Good luck, sounds like some gay attitude problems over there.

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