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While you SLEEEPPP....

Discussion in 'Channel Zero' started by Teh0wnz, Jul 7, 2004.

  1. Teh0wnz

    Teh0wnz Member

    Joined: Jul 23, 2003 Messages: 406 Likes Received: 0
    So last night, I'm laying in bed, trying to sleep..... laying there for a while, the room is quiet. And I hear something walking across the pillow, a bug, my first instinct is to flip out, but I'm not sure what kind of bug it is, so I lay still for a moment.

    And it crawls on my ear, I can hear it's little fucking legs, and then I just flipped the fuck out slapped it off my face, turned all the lights on in the room at 4AM or so..... then I proceeded to get alllll the blankets off my bed except the one I was sleeping with. So I look around for a good minute trying to see if I can see what kind of bug it was..... didn't find anything.

    So, I put my blanket and my pillow back on the bed and get all wrapped up in my blanket and comfortable. I'm laying here thinking, ok word, there's not a bunch of blankets there's no place for a mother fucker to hide now bitch.... so I'm laying there for just a second, AND THE SHIT STARTS CRAWLLING on my from inside my blanket, so at this point, Ii'm like totally creeped out and kinda mad, so I just grab the damn thing. It was this little click beetle, those kinds that if you turn upside down they'll snap and flip over.

    Yeah so that's my going to sleep story from last night, I got that bug and put him in a half full diet coke bottle and put it in the trash, a suitable fate for something fucking with me in my slumber. Post some stories of fucked up shit that's happened to you either while sleeping or just before sleeping. I've got some more to post after while too.

    Freaking thing creeped me out.
     
  2. EyeforAnEYE

    EyeforAnEYE Elite Member

    Joined: Sep 29, 2003 Messages: 4,199 Likes Received: 3
    i would have set the sheets on fire, i fucking hate bugs of any kind crawling around at night. I cannot rest easy with any sort of thing flying around and even crawling on my skin.
     
  3. GnomeToys

    GnomeToys Elite Member

    Joined: Jun 24, 2003 Messages: 2,616 Likes Received: 4
    I pooped this morning.
     
  4. ASH.UGT

    ASH.UGT Junior Member

    Joined: Dec 16, 2003 Messages: 230 Likes Received: 0
    i turned the light on randomly once when i woke up in the middle of the night. there was this badass spider mofo on the wall. so i got my nerf soft dart shooter nd blasted a dart at it. The horrible feeling was if i hadnt of turned the light on i wouldnt of seen it. :crazy:
     
  5. casekonly

    casekonly Veteran Member

    Joined: Aug 6, 2002 Messages: 8,264 Likes Received: 5
    man....that little click beetle was just trying to make it to the other side of your enormous head and you had to go and drown the nilla in some diet coke????damn! that shit is cruel.

    you shoulda just picked him up and put him on the other side of your big head.

    nah, seriously...i woulda kinda flipped on the beetle, too. diet coke is a torture fit for neither man nor bug, though. aspartame....yeah...look that up. it's bad.
     
  6. Teh0wnz

    Teh0wnz Member

    Joined: Jul 23, 2003 Messages: 406 Likes Received: 0
    I already know man.... but still.... it would've been fine if the fucker hadn't stashed out in the blanket I was using.... he could've lived.... but NOOOOO. I told the story about my brother getting the shit stung out of him by a scorpion.
     
  7. CrazyLazy

    CrazyLazy Senior Member

    Joined: Jul 17, 2003 Messages: 1,681 Likes Received: 0
    I wouldn't have been able to sleep or get back in bed until I found it and took care of business. I've cracked many a windows killing bugs.
     
  8. imported_dowmagik

    imported_dowmagik Senior Member

    Joined: Apr 19, 2001 Messages: 1,904 Likes Received: 1
    I ATE BREAKFAST THIS MORNING.
     
  9. why write?

    why write? Veteran Member

    Joined: Oct 19, 2003 Messages: 5,859 Likes Received: 1
    i had the same problem a few nights ago....a fucking huge spider bothering the shit outta me
     
  10. Kr430n5_666

    Kr430n5_666 Banned

    Joined: Oct 6, 2004 Messages: 19,229 Likes Received: 30
    Far, far and further away.
     
  11. Daddy Screw

    Daddy Screw Member

    Joined: Jun 15, 2002 Messages: 551 Likes Received: 29
    I once saw two ants on my couch so I set it on fire. That was a close call, too close for comfort, really.
     
  12. sneak

    sneak Guest

    theres something flying across the screen now.

    *squish*
     
  13. casekonly

    casekonly Veteran Member

    Joined: Aug 6, 2002 Messages: 8,264 Likes Received: 5
    your bro has nappy knots all over his head...i wouldn't be surprised if scorpions and other insects were camping out in that hippy shit....they prolly' all smell like petuli.
     
  14. Teh0wnz

    Teh0wnz Member

    Joined: Jul 23, 2003 Messages: 406 Likes Received: 0
    Haha, I know Casek, but he's heard his share of the jokes, he's had those shits for more than like 4 years I think. We used to make every joke possible. But yeah, bugs nigga, bugs....
     
  15. Abracadabra

    Abracadabra Dirty Dozen Crew

    Joined: Dec 28, 2001 Messages: 22,906 Likes Received: 113
    try living in australia in the summer. my bedroom is like the fucking amazon with all the mosquitos, flies, spiders and various other insects crawling and flying around. and that's in the city....out in the country areas it's 1000 times worse
     
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