wiseguy Posted October 22, 2002 Share Posted October 22, 2002 -start a new country on a remote pacific island. -make everyone speak pig latin as the national language. -elect myself as the all powerful grand pubaah (sp?). -make buffing graffiti illegal. -ban cars on my pacific paradise. -make the legal drinking age 16. What would you do if you were omnipotent (for the kiddies out there who dont know what omnipotent means, go and look it up, expand your vocabulary.) I am really bored... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
effyoo Posted October 22, 2002 Share Posted October 22, 2002 . Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Intangible Posted October 22, 2002 Share Posted October 22, 2002 start by killing alot of stupid people in the world.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pistol Posted October 22, 2002 Share Posted October 22, 2002 i'd do 2 chicks at the same time. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Intangible Posted October 22, 2002 Share Posted October 22, 2002 Originally posted by Pistol i'd do 2 chicks at the same time. ........why not 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
When Posted October 22, 2002 Share Posted October 22, 2002 id take a piss Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Abracadabra Posted October 22, 2002 Share Posted October 22, 2002 i'd buy some viagra. what? oh...... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Intangible Posted October 22, 2002 Share Posted October 22, 2002 :rolleyes: You two are fired from this game...... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
When Posted October 22, 2002 Share Posted October 22, 2002 :( well then... take this job and shove it! i aint workin here no more! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Abracadabra Posted October 22, 2002 Share Posted October 22, 2002 Originally posted by IntangibleFame :rolleyes: You two are fired from this game...... you can't fire us, we're the best players on the team! :eek: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
When Posted October 22, 2002 Share Posted October 22, 2002 Originally posted by Mr. ABC you can't fire us, we're the best players on the team! yea what he said! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest sneak Posted October 22, 2002 Share Posted October 22, 2002 Originally posted by IntangibleFame ........why not 4 fuck that, make it 6 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shameless self promotion Posted October 22, 2002 Share Posted October 22, 2002 i guess i would tie a stick to it, and just hope that it works.. Oh... wrong word. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dukeofyork Posted October 22, 2002 Share Posted October 22, 2002 three words for you.... the womans lockerroom... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zen Posted October 22, 2002 Share Posted October 22, 2002 ummm ok what does it mean? give us clues man! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
se_FOUR Posted October 22, 2002 Share Posted October 22, 2002 Make a splint.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Abracadabra Posted October 22, 2002 Share Posted October 22, 2002 Originally posted by crackatinnie ummm ok what does it mean? give us clues man! watch star trek and look for a nigguh names Q. all will be revealed i watch too much tv Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dukeofyork Posted October 22, 2002 Share Posted October 22, 2002 Originally posted by crackatinnie ummm ok what does it mean? give us clues man! if you have to be told, you dont deserve to know.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zen Posted October 22, 2002 Share Posted October 22, 2002 i have a fairly wide vocab, but omnipotent isnt exactly a word you use with every day junk is it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Grandola Posted October 22, 2002 Share Posted October 22, 2002 i'd kill everyone. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest --zeSto-- Posted October 22, 2002 Share Posted October 22, 2002 I'd zip all over the world to visit 12oz members. highlights would include... A DPC party in Hawaii Strippers with Pistol Watching a Joker/Steve Austin Bike race Afterhours in Seattle (!) Breakdancing in RI (because I'd be a able to 1090' if I was omnipotent) Boats in PR Greece Spy Mission! See the Pope with TT Team Alberta at the stampede! Build a superhouse in Beantown plus bombing SF, bombing NY, bombing UK and BOMBING MIA ! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest OrangeDot Posted October 22, 2002 Share Posted October 22, 2002 dude.. the question wasnt if you were god.. its if you were omnipotent, you wouldnt really have super powers, you'd just know everything.. like.. if you did a piece, you'd already know if you were going to get caught, and who would see it, who would buff it, etc... you still couldnt make your own island, unless you stole it or something.. you could be a war master, etc.. the biggest debate is whether omnipoentence leads to supreme power..which it DOESNT.. you'd just know stuff.. like who wants to fuck right now, and how to get to her house. fuck omnipotent omnipresent would be bad ass.. id just be in MAD different places at once. you guys need to get some schoolin!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest --zeSto-- Posted October 22, 2002 Share Posted October 22, 2002 3 entries found for omnipotent. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- om·nip·o·tent Pronunciation Key (m-np-tnt) adj. Having unlimited or universal power, authority, or force; all-powerful. See Usage Note at infinite. n. One having unlimited power or authority: the bureaucratic omnipotents. Omnipotent God. Used with the. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- [Middle English, from Old French, from Latin omnipotns, omnipotent- : omni-, omni- + potns, present participle of posse, to be able; see poti- in Indo-European Roots.] -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- om·nipo·tence or om·nipo·ten·cy n. om·nipo·tent·ly adv. Source: The American Heritage® Dictionary of the English Language, Fourth Edition Copyright © 2000 by Houghton Mifflin Company. Published by Houghton Mifflin Company. All rights reserved. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- omnipotent Om*nip"o*tent, a. [F., fr.L. omnipotens, -entis; omnis all + potens powerful, potent. See Potent.] 1. Able in every respect and for every work; unlimited in ability; all-powerful; almighty; as, the Being that can create worlds must be omnipotent. God's will and pleasure and his omnipotent power. --Sir T. More. 2. Having unlimited power of a particular kind; as, omnipotent love. --Shak. The Omnipotent, The Almighty; God. --Milton. schooled! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kettiecat Posted October 22, 2002 Share Posted October 22, 2002 om·nip·o·tent Pronunciation Key (m-np-tnt) adj. Having unlimited or universal power, authority, or force; all-powerful. thanks dictionary dot com Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest --zeSto-- Posted October 22, 2002 Share Posted October 22, 2002 ^ nice! that's exactly where I went and what I said. so now who's getting schooled ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RAGSOE Posted October 22, 2002 Share Posted October 22, 2002 omnipotence, the possibilities are endless. literally.in theory, something like that or to that effect. ahem. if i was omni-present, i'd be dick bricking kristy in the back of the head as i type. and full force, too, bitch is annoying and there just ain't no half steppin. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest illwill Posted October 22, 2002 Share Posted October 22, 2002 omnipotent? id command everyone to give me paint and whiskey. id make slayer "reign in blood" the national anthem. all money would go directly to me. and i would disperse it out to people accordingly. its such a materialistic world, why not control all the materials. id keep graffiti illegal though, keep the vandal squads and everything, cause its more fun that way. i think id get rid of shoes completely though, i like going around barefoot. oh , and id have all people taller than 6'7" killed, so id be the tallest man in the world. and id hire 20,000 raggety ass painters to paint the moterfuckin white house black. ima legalize sellin pussy, sell it, sell it, sell your pussy girls, pussy will sell, pussy dont sell, grits aint groceries, chicken aint poultry and the mona lisa's a mothefuckin man. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fizm Posted October 22, 2002 Share Posted October 22, 2002 appoint ralph nader as potus ;x make music these days not suck so much, specifically that of the rock and roll persuasion make myself good at graffiti so i can be cool like you guys be happily polygamous (i could genuinely treat multiple women well if they just got along with each other without all that competition and jealousy crap) make my car work perfectly forever (and get the windows tinted and maybe a sub or two)... you love my riviera. http://www.arc-nine.com/gallery/albums/random-shit/geraldo.jpg'> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest --zeSto-- Posted October 22, 2002 Share Posted October 22, 2002 I like that Fizm! even if you had all the power in the universe, you'd still ask for simple (but quality) things. Like tinting the windows! beauty! that's like having a genie give you 3 wishes and you use the first 2 on a turkey sandwich and a beer, because you know that the last one is all you need. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RAGSOE Posted October 22, 2002 Share Posted October 22, 2002 Originally posted by --zeSto-- I like that Fizm! even if you had all the power in the universe, you'd still ask for simple (but quality) things. Like tinting the windows! beauty! that's like having a genie give you 3 wishes and you use the first 2 on a turkey sandwich and a beer, because you know that the last one is all you need. damn, all jokes aside, that shit is deep. i never thought about shit like that, and i'm old. dope zesto! i'm drinking a beer for you at the bar tonight. cheap beer though, baller on a budget. cheers Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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