Gunm Posted February 17, 2004 Share Posted February 17, 2004 actually, there is no show... Quick, what are the three thoughts on top of your head right.....NOW! Mine: 1. Whatever happened to KaBar? 2. I got a job at the library shelving books. 3. Damn, I want to go and get a fat burrito at the mall Again: 1. Tease.....man or astroman? 2. I wanna fill the grand canyon up with sand 3. There's pot to be enjoyed at home. One more time: 1.There's no home like Channel Zero 2. I want my gf to make me dinner 3. Food poisoning canot be averted by trying to drown the symptoms in alcohol...you just throw up more. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Abracadabra Posted February 17, 2004 Share Posted February 17, 2004 1. i wanna go home and sleep 2. damn that was some good sex last night 3. i would love a slurpee and a cigarette right now Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
InnerCityRebel Posted February 17, 2004 Share Posted February 17, 2004 1.Fat Jacks burgers 2.i need shower 3.fuck work Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
effyoo Posted February 17, 2004 Share Posted February 17, 2004 [*]you spelled cannot wrong. [*]15 beers isn't alot, is it? [*]this new talk show host is better than i expected. [/list=1] [*]i just did my taxes, did you? [*]i gotta piss [*]ahh, what a good piss [/list=1] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest im not witty Posted February 17, 2004 Share Posted February 17, 2004 1. HOLY SHIT, the mountain goats play a ridiculous live show 2. i miss my mistress 3. take this job and shove it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Poop Man Bob Posted February 17, 2004 Share Posted February 17, 2004 Why am I so fucking dizzy this morning? I think Oh's are probably the best cereal. Ever. KNOWN TO MANKIND. The lead singer of Interpol's voice makes me think he's a pompous dick in real life. But the band is still entertaining. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DEE38 Posted February 17, 2004 Share Posted February 17, 2004 Originally posted by im not witty 2. i miss my mistress uh oh!:dazed: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rodney Trotter Posted February 17, 2004 Share Posted February 17, 2004 Kelis gives me a boner. I wonder if PGW died yet. boogie hands Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest im not witty Posted February 17, 2004 Share Posted February 17, 2004 SHHHHH, keep it down trick ;) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rodney Trotter Posted February 17, 2004 Share Posted February 17, 2004 Originally posted by im not witty 2. i miss my mistress Mistress' rule. Mine sticks her finger up my ass when she's sucking me off. My wife would never do that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AREANKAY Posted February 17, 2004 Share Posted February 17, 2004 * is it lunch time yet * am i going to eat pizza again for lunch.... * sweet hott ass Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest im not witty Posted February 17, 2004 Share Posted February 17, 2004 you know when mistress' dont rule? when you are totally in love with them, and vice versa, but shes the long time ex girlfriend of your best friend who is still in love with her, and even though he doesnt live here anymore, his ghost haunts you like a motherfucker. takes all the fun out of having a mistress. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Poop Man Bob Posted February 17, 2004 Share Posted February 17, 2004 But not out of the sex. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rodney Trotter Posted February 17, 2004 Share Posted February 17, 2004 Originally posted by im not witty you know when mistress' dont rule? when you are totally in love with them, and vice versa, but shes the long time ex girlfriend of your best friend who is still in love with her, and even though he doesnt live here anymore, his ghost haunts you like a motherfucker. takes all the fun out of having a mistress. Sometimes you just have to forget about everybody else and do what makes YOU happy. Now when you're mistress says that it's either her or the wife, and otherwise there will be no more sex - That takes alll the fun out of having a mistress. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SenorSeven Posted February 17, 2004 Share Posted February 17, 2004 1 some of you obviously think about 12oz way too much 2 i need to go shower 3 im going to smoke a cigarette. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest im not witty Posted February 17, 2004 Share Posted February 17, 2004 THREAD HIJACKERS UNITE! Yes, that would be the traditional sense of the word mistress, but im a much more contemporary man of mystery who prefers to just make out and cuddle with his mistress...(until he moves out of town. 6 MORE DAYS!) and then can move on to bigger and better more mistressy thingies. oh and -i drank too much milk this morning -im sick of winter -onion booty Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest j Posted February 17, 2004 Share Posted February 17, 2004 I am wearing a nice shirt, I am putting off work. I am not hungry. BLINGtastic Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest imported_Europe Posted February 17, 2004 Share Posted February 17, 2004 1. Lens is talking about drugs again, I thought he got it by now... 2. I could use a lapdance right about now, by some petite female with a bad ass... 3. When will I get crunk again? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
esp Posted February 17, 2004 Share Posted February 17, 2004 1. you guys think alot. 2. this breakfast milk thing makes me feel ouchers. 3. "gunna feel the sun shine, shining down on me and you" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dick Quickwood Posted February 17, 2004 Share Posted February 17, 2004 my "wake up" coffee made me nauseous, i must have made it too strong Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
caL Posted February 17, 2004 Share Posted February 17, 2004 wondering when some papers that are suppose to be here, are coming in the mail. wondering what im gonna eat Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CinchedWaist Posted February 17, 2004 Share Posted February 17, 2004 *my milkshake gets all the boys *my eyes are burning when i close them *I like body shop lip butter Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Devilush Posted February 17, 2004 Share Posted February 17, 2004 *my milkshake is better than yours. DAMN RIGHT IT'S BETTER THAN YOURS!!! *i wanna be home right now and cuddle with the hubby. *on second thought, i want to be in coriya hot pot right now chowing down on some oysters and garlic meat. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
slave_one Posted February 17, 2004 Share Posted February 17, 2004 don't wanna be at work right now how am i gonna come up with $300 for my hub's bday gift (a louis vuitton wallet)? what to eat today...mc donalds (again) which is walking distance or go drive somewhere down the street? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest WebsterUno Posted February 17, 2004 Share Posted February 17, 2004 *believe* someone just called in sick I just got handed their work I need some coffee uggghhhh ok, that was four....two tears in a bucket... :cool: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SteveAustin Posted February 17, 2004 Share Posted February 17, 2004 + fuck I'm tired + my eyes are burning holes through my eye lids + mmm...beer Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted February 17, 2004 Share Posted February 17, 2004 here goes nothing.... - I'd rather be sailing (a lazer in mexico) - Maybe I shouldn't be going to South Beach if I'm already in debt - Will my 'girlfriend' get along with my friend's actual girlfriend? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
anonymity1 Posted February 17, 2004 Share Posted February 17, 2004 I wish I could just sleep through todays classes. why do construction workers need to start so early. Damn, I'm hungry Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DETO Posted February 17, 2004 Share Posted February 17, 2004 Jessica Alba is HOT! (i'm watching PUNK'D on dvd) why couldn't deto get on the 'ounce late last night? i need to shower. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LastBoyScout Posted February 17, 2004 Share Posted February 17, 2004 1.imiss the girl 2.family is to much trouble 3.its cold i should be wearing socks 4.i need to grow up Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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