Jump to content
Search In
  • More options...
Find results that contain...
Find results in...
Sign in to follow this  
Gunm

The Lens Show...3 things off the top of your head

Recommended Posts

actually, there is no show...

 

Quick, what are the three thoughts on top of your head right.....NOW!

 

Mine:

 

1. Whatever happened to KaBar?

 

2. I got a job at the library shelving books.

 

3. Damn, I want to go and get a fat burrito at the mall

 

Again:

 

1. Tease.....man or astroman?

 

2. I wanna fill the grand canyon up with sand

 

3. There's pot to be enjoyed at home.

 

One more time:

 

1.There's no home like Channel Zero

 

2. I want my gf to make me dinner

 

3. Food poisoning canot be averted by trying to drown the symptoms in alcohol...you just throw up more.

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites
This forum is brought to you by the 12ozProphet Shop.
This forum is brought to you by the 12ozProphet Shop.
This forum is brought to you by the 12oz Shop.

1. i wanna go home and sleep

 

2. damn that was some good sex last night

 

3. i would love a slurpee and a cigarette right now

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites

[*]you spelled cannot wrong.

[*]15 beers isn't alot, is it?

[*]this new talk show host is better than i expected.

[/list=1]

 

[*]i just did my taxes, did you?

[*]i gotta piss

[*]ahh, what a good piss

[/list=1]

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites
Guest im not witty

1. HOLY SHIT, the mountain goats play a ridiculous live show

 

2. i miss my mistress

 

3. take this job and shove it.

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites

  1. Why am I so fucking dizzy this morning?
  2. I think Oh's are probably the best cereal. Ever. KNOWN TO MANKIND.
  3. The lead singer of Interpol's voice makes me think he's a pompous dick in real life. But the band is still entertaining.

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites
Guest im not witty

you know when mistress' dont rule? when you are totally in love with them, and vice versa, but shes the long time ex girlfriend of your best friend who is still in love with her, and even though he doesnt live here anymore, his ghost haunts you like a motherfucker.

 

takes all the fun out of having a mistress.

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites
Originally posted by im not witty

you know when mistress' dont rule? when you are totally in love with them, and vice versa, but shes the long time ex girlfriend of your best friend who is still in love with her, and even though he doesnt live here anymore, his ghost haunts you like a motherfucker.

 

takes all the fun out of having a mistress.

 

Sometimes you just have to forget about everybody else and do what makes YOU happy.

 

Now when you're mistress says that it's either her or the wife, and otherwise there will be no more sex - That takes alll the fun out of having a mistress.

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites
Guest im not witty

THREAD HIJACKERS UNITE!

 

Yes, that would be the traditional sense of the word mistress, but im a much more contemporary man of mystery who prefers to just make out and cuddle with his mistress...(until he moves out of town. 6 MORE DAYS!) and then can move on to bigger and better more mistressy thingies.

 

 

oh and

 

-i drank too much milk this morning

-im sick of winter

-onion booty

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites
Guest j

I am wearing a nice shirt,

I am putting off work.

I am not hungry.

 

BLINGtastic

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites
Guest imported_Europe

1. Lens is talking about drugs again, I thought he got it by now...

2. I could use a lapdance right about now, by some petite female with a bad ass...

3. When will I get crunk again?

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites

1. you guys think alot.

2. this breakfast milk thing makes me feel ouchers.

3. "gunna feel the sun shine, shining down on me and you"

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites

wondering when some papers that are suppose to be here, are coming in the mail.

wondering what im gonna eat

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites

*my milkshake is better than yours. DAMN RIGHT IT'S BETTER THAN YOURS!!!

*i wanna be home right now and cuddle with the hubby.

*on second thought, i want to be in coriya hot pot right now chowing down on some oysters and garlic meat.

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites

don't wanna be at work right now

 

how am i gonna come up with $300 for my hub's bday gift (a louis vuitton wallet)?

 

what to eat today...mc donalds (again) which is walking distance or go drive somewhere down the street?

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites
Guest WebsterUno

*believe*

 

someone just called in sick

 

I just got handed their work

 

I need some coffee

 

uggghhhh

 

 

 

ok, that was four....two tears in a bucket... :cool:

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites

Join the conversation

You can post now and register later. If you have an account, sign in now to post with your account.

Guest
Reply to this topic...

×   Pasted as rich text.   Paste as plain text instead

  Only 75 emoji are allowed.

×   Your link has been automatically embedded.   Display as a link instead

×   Your previous content has been restored.   Clear editor

×   You cannot paste images directly. Upload or insert images from URL.

Sign in to follow this  

×
×
  • Create New...