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The Lens Show...3 things off the top of your head


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actually, there is no show...

 

Quick, what are the three thoughts on top of your head right.....NOW!

 

Mine:

 

1. Whatever happened to KaBar?

 

2. I got a job at the library shelving books.

 

3. Damn, I want to go and get a fat burrito at the mall

 

Again:

 

1. Tease.....man or astroman?

 

2. I wanna fill the grand canyon up with sand

 

3. There's pot to be enjoyed at home.

 

One more time:

 

1.There's no home like Channel Zero

 

2. I want my gf to make me dinner

 

3. Food poisoning canot be averted by trying to drown the symptoms in alcohol...you just throw up more.

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Guest im not witty

you know when mistress' dont rule? when you are totally in love with them, and vice versa, but shes the long time ex girlfriend of your best friend who is still in love with her, and even though he doesnt live here anymore, his ghost haunts you like a motherfucker.

 

takes all the fun out of having a mistress.

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Originally posted by im not witty

you know when mistress' dont rule? when you are totally in love with them, and vice versa, but shes the long time ex girlfriend of your best friend who is still in love with her, and even though he doesnt live here anymore, his ghost haunts you like a motherfucker.

 

takes all the fun out of having a mistress.

 

Sometimes you just have to forget about everybody else and do what makes YOU happy.

 

Now when you're mistress says that it's either her or the wife, and otherwise there will be no more sex - That takes alll the fun out of having a mistress.

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THREAD HIJACKERS UNITE!

 

Yes, that would be the traditional sense of the word mistress, but im a much more contemporary man of mystery who prefers to just make out and cuddle with his mistress...(until he moves out of town. 6 MORE DAYS!) and then can move on to bigger and better more mistressy thingies.

 

 

oh and

 

-i drank too much milk this morning

-im sick of winter

-onion booty

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1. Lens is talking about drugs again, I thought he got it by now...

2. I could use a lapdance right about now, by some petite female with a bad ass...

3. When will I get crunk again?

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*believe*

 

someone just called in sick

 

I just got handed their work

 

I need some coffee

 

uggghhhh

 

 

 

ok, that was four....two tears in a bucket... :cool:

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here goes nothing....

 

- I'd rather be sailing (a lazer in mexico)

 

- Maybe I shouldn't be going to South Beach if I'm already in debt

 

- Will my 'girlfriend' get along with my friend's actual girlfriend?

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