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the crapper

Discussion in 'Channel Zero' started by nutsonmychin!, Apr 21, 2006.

  1. I was barely sitting down when I heard a voice from the other stall saying:
    "Hi, how are you?"

    I'm not the type to start a conversation in the restroom. I don't know what got into me, but I answered, somewhat embarrassed,
    "Doin' just fine!"

    And the other person says:
    "So what are you up to?"

    What kind of question is that? At that point, I'm thinking this is too bizarre so I say:
    "Uhhh, I'm like you, just sitting here."

    At this point I am just trying to get out as fast as I can when I hear another question:
    "Can I come over?"

    Ok, this question is just too weird for me. I figured I could politely end the conversation. I say:
    "No........I'm a little busy right now!!!"

    Then I hear the person say, nervously:
    "Listen, I'll have to call you back. There's an idiot in the other stall who keeps answering all my questions!!
     
  2. Pfffffffffft

    Pfffffffffft Moderator Crew

    Joined: Feb 16, 2004 Messages: 15,344 Likes Received: 671
    bwhahahahahha,,,


    thread of the week..


    shit is funny as hell.
     
  3. ClueTwo

    ClueTwo Veteran Member

    Joined: Nov 30, 2001 Messages: 9,016 Likes Received: 117
    I read that in Maxim about an hour ago.
     
  4. podrido

    podrido Veteran Member

    Joined: Apr 14, 2001 Messages: 9,182 Likes Received: 28
    i once popped myself walking back home from school.
    yep
     
  5. Skilla54

    Skilla54 Senior Member

    Joined: May 16, 2005 Messages: 2,230 Likes Received: 9
    shoulda pooped your pants
     
  6. boogie hands

    boogie hands 12oz Legend

    Joined: Feb 15, 2001 Messages: 16,059 Likes Received: 13
    i feel like someone i barely ever talk to just forwarded me an email the got from a co worker.
     
  7. Spitfire15

    Spitfire15 12oz Loyalist

    Joined: Apr 11, 2006 Messages: 10,640 Likes Received: 585
    It was prob your cousin.
     
  8. MAR

    MAR Veteran Member

    Joined: Jun 2, 2005 Messages: 7,264 Likes Received: 256
    HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!! THAT MADE MY DAY! PROPS!
     
  9. MAR

    MAR Veteran Member

    Joined: Jun 2, 2005 Messages: 7,264 Likes Received: 256
    GAH. Porkchop. I think we are going to have to start seeing other people.

     
  10. ClueTwo

    ClueTwo Veteran Member

    Joined: Nov 30, 2001 Messages: 9,016 Likes Received: 117
    In case you thought I was bullshitting.

    [​IMG]
     
  11. ClueTwo

    ClueTwo Veteran Member

    Joined: Nov 30, 2001 Messages: 9,016 Likes Received: 117
    That's incredibly ironic...Iw as in the restroom taking a dump, reading jokes, and when I come out someone had posted the joke I just read on the interweb..

    I'm worried someone might have pictures of me shitting next.
     
  12. FuzZy

    FuzZy Elite Member

    Joined: Nov 23, 2005 Messages: 4,774 Likes Received: 30
    heard that joke a long time ago

    but it would have been real funny if it did actaully happen to you

    997
     
  13. ClueTwo

    ClueTwo Veteran Member

    Joined: Nov 30, 2001 Messages: 9,016 Likes Received: 117
    Dude,, hit a thousand already..
     
  14. yeah. someone posted it as a bulletin on myspace.

    i thought it was funny, but then i thougth about how much funnier it would have been if it had actually happened to my friend.

    so i thought i'd make it funny.

    thanks clue.

    you got a big ol WACK coming yer way.
     
  15. FuzZy

    FuzZy Elite Member

    Joined: Nov 23, 2005 Messages: 4,774 Likes Received: 30
    the race was over so I didn't feel the need to post BS anymore

    this is 1001...are you happy now
     
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