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I was barely sitting down when I heard a voice from the other stall saying:

"Hi, how are you?"

 

I'm not the type to start a conversation in the restroom. I don't know what got into me, but I answered, somewhat embarrassed,

"Doin' just fine!"

 

And the other person says:

"So what are you up to?"

 

What kind of question is that? At that point, I'm thinking this is too bizarre so I say:

"Uhhh, I'm like you, just sitting here."

 

At this point I am just trying to get out as fast as I can when I hear another question:

"Can I come over?"

 

Ok, this question is just too weird for me. I figured I could politely end the conversation. I say:

"No........I'm a little busy right now!!!"

 

Then I hear the person say, nervously:

"Listen, I'll have to call you back. There's an idiot in the other stall who keeps answering all my questions!!

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GAH. Porkchop. I think we are going to have to start seeing other people.

 

You must spread some Reputation around before giving it to porkchop again.

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That's incredibly ironic...Iw as in the restroom taking a dump, reading jokes, and when I come out someone had posted the joke I just read on the interweb..

 

I'm worried someone might have pictures of me shitting next.

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heard that joke a long time ago

 

but it would have been real funny if it did actaully happen to you

 

997

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Guest nutsonmychin!

yeah. someone posted it as a bulletin on myspace.

 

i thought it was funny, but then i thougth about how much funnier it would have been if it had actually happened to my friend.

 

so i thought i'd make it funny.

 

thanks clue.

 

you got a big ol WACK coming yer way.

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Dude' date=', hit a thousand already..[/quote']

 

the race was over so I didn't feel the need to post BS anymore

 

this is 1001...are you happy now

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the race was over so I didn't feel the need to post BS anymore

 

this is 1001...are you happy now

 

No. I will never be,

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TRUTH from Orlando is killin it..............

 

 

sorry about your personal feelings clue

have you ever thought about talking to a professional about this

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Guest nutsonmychin!

true crapper story

 

K...so you can tell when someone's tryin to pinch a loaf, speshly with dude's im sure. but chicks too. there's no sound, maybe a shuffle of a foot to be certain the other person knows yer there. If i ever come across someone mid dump, i will make sure to be very swift in my pee buisness. go, quick wash, out the door. sometimes you get into a battle of witts with a neighboring stall. you both gotta drop a duece. you wait, you wait. who is the weaker link? or you both just gotta go so bad you shit in unison. but the thing i cannot fuckin handle.

 

when someone KNOWS you're waiting for them to leave to do your thing. Maybe you drank a case of PBR last night? maybe you had Indian. whatever it is, it needs to be dealt with in private... These bitches will take a leisurly piss, fix their hair,,,touch up make up, etc. HOW FUCKING RUDE. ugh.

 

only thing worse is when there's a bathroom with one stall, and someone is waiting, and they wait INSIDE. like, not right outside the door. but like inches away, just sitting there .

 

god. some people.

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You should have continued a conversation like you were on the phone with someone else and that person next to you was actually the idiot. That would have shown them.

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true crapper story

 

K...so you can tell when someone's tryin to pinch a loaf, speshly with dude's im sure. but chicks too. there's no sound, maybe a shuffle of a foot to be certain the other person knows yer there. If i ever come across someone mid dump, i will make sure to be very swift in my pee buisness. go, quick wash, out the door. sometimes you get into a battle of witts with a neighboring stall. you both gotta drop a duece. you wait, you wait. who is the weaker link? or you both just gotta go so bad you shit in unison. but the thing i cannot fuckin handle.

 

when someone KNOWS you're waiting for them to leave to do your thing. Maybe you drank a case of PBR last night? maybe you had Indian. whatever it is, it needs to be dealt with in private... These bitches will take a leisurly piss, fix their hair,,,touch up make up, etc. HOW FUCKING RUDE. ugh.

 

only thing worse is when there's a bathroom with one stall, and someone is waiting, and they wait INSIDE. like, not right outside the door. but like inches away, just sitting there .

 

god. some people.

 

I dont get it. Girls dont go to the bathroom.

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I dont get it. Girls dont go to the bathroom.

 

 

thats what I was thinking but I guess they do from

what Porkchop is saying

 

 

....unless she is sectretly a he and is not telling us the truth

 

she could be like that girl on the strip-poker game

ewwwwww

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