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That crazy dude twitching at the front of the bus.......

Discussion in 'Channel Zero' started by Dr. Dazzle, Sep 6, 2002.

  1. Dr. Dazzle

    Dr. Dazzle Veteran Member

    Joined: Nov 19, 2001 Messages: 8,147 Likes Received: 3
    .....Actually has a lot of interesting shit to say.

    I was waiting at the bus stop when this dude comes up to me. He was all twitching and looked strung out, he looked like he was tweaked out on heroin or something. He starts talking to me about how the bus schedule has changed, which really turned out to be the ice breaker. We started talking and this is the shit he told me....

    So the dude's name was Lawrie, he was like 50 years old and an ex biker. He was telling me how all his friends were in bike gangs and shit, but that that was never his scene. He said that he used to do drugs, even did time for drug offences. He was telling me all about how his friends used to run a lot of the prostitute businesses in the city and shit. Then the story turns to how he got in this major car accident. He was at a bar and his ex-wife's husband was there. Well he was cool with the guy, and got a ride home with him. But the dude was drunk, and he said the last thing he remembers was how hot the car was, this really nice convertable type dealy. Next thing he knows he woke up in the hospital. Turned out that the guy slammed into a lamp post, the car wrapping around on Lawrie's side. The other dude walked away fine, but he had to be cut out and was in a coma for three weeks, and had to have metal rods in his arm and leg. He can't lift his arm, so he had to quit his job on an oil rig. Then he's telling me about how he sued the dude's insurance company, but it took like three years of him living on welfare before a settlement was agreed, which was only like 200 grand, which he accepted because he was dirt poor and didn't know how much longer he could cope. He said he gave some of it to his kids and family and shit, then tells me he lent the driver of the car $5000! I called him a sucker and then he said how a bunch of his biker buddies caught him one night and beat the shit out of him. $5000 dollars worth he said. Hahahaha. Then he says how he has a fat pension plan, and how he met his new wife at the hospital where he goes for weekly checkups on his shoulder, where they shoot him up full of morphine which is why he always looks strung out and twitchy. He says he's the happiest he's ever been and that everything was going fine now.....

    Anyway, the point is, that we all see crazies on the bus. But instead of pretending that they aren't there, or putting your headphones on full blast to block them out, talk to them, seriously. I was in awe at all the stuff he was teling me, and didn't want to get off at my stop. I told him he should write a book. He said he'd think about it.....

    :cool:
     
  2. SCAGNETTI

    SCAGNETTI New Jack

    Joined: Mar 13, 2002 Messages: 0 Likes Received: 0
    WOW, YOU'VE BEEN ENLIGHTENED, WHO FUCKING CARES?

    I DIDN'T EVEN READ THAT SHIT... YOU'RE GAYER THAN THE HAY IN MAY
     
  3. --zeSto--

    --zeSto-- Guest

    the Hay in May ?

    that's a pretty gay thing to say.
     
  4. Dr. Dazzle

    Dr. Dazzle Veteran Member

    Joined: Nov 19, 2001 Messages: 8,147 Likes Received: 3
    Hahahahaha.......it was you wasn't it?
     
  5. grandmaster

    grandmaster Member

    Joined: Apr 16, 2002 Messages: 558 Likes Received: 0
    haha

    Yeah I once spoke to a huge Mexican Man on the bus.He showed me all of his cocaine and money He wanted me to talk to all the ''pretttty ladeeeeeehs''......He was fucking pissed off his face.He brightened up my evening though
     
  6. WALE!pd

    WALE!pd 12oz Loyalist

    Joined: Jun 7, 2002 Messages: 12,040 Likes Received: 364
    well, talking to people on the bus is cool cause you will probably never see them again and some are really cool, then theres the weirdos and unfortunantly you always see them again , theres this bum guy named james hes really fucked up he drinks so much hes almost retarded now , once he was staring at me for like 10 minutes straight then just randomly says "hey im gonna go home..... and im gonna fuck my television" hes weird man we all call him a crazy drunk and then he starts going on about the messiah and how theres alot of jesus christs and how he doesnt get along with chris the surfer christ, i couldnt make this shit up if i tried
     
  7. Canadiano

    Canadiano Guest

    yep, it does go to show.
     
  8. AeRoSoL JuNkiE

    AeRoSoL JuNkiE Elite Member

    Joined: Jul 1, 2000 Messages: 2,505 Likes Received: 0
    I think hobos and wierdos always have the best stories.
     
  9. swif1

    swif1 Veteran Member

    Joined: Dec 13, 2001 Messages: 7,067 Likes Received: 29
    since i have a car, i haven't talked to hobos yet. :(
     
  10. ETHREADZNY

    ETHREADZNY Elite Member

    Joined: Feb 11, 2002 Messages: 3,129 Likes Received: 4
    the celebrities that i had on my old bus route, was the man who thought he was a bird, always making wierd ass sounds...


    and the so-called priest blessing passing buildings... I love the Bee-Line...
     
  11. drunken phil

    drunken phil Guest

    theres this crazy guy in a town close to where i live who is screaming in a vaguely melodical way all day... one day a friend decided to give him something to eat and he stopped screaming and politely thanked him. i guess it just shows that mental illness isnt always about necrophiliac schitzophrenics wanting to hold you at gunpoint for your garbage...
     
  12. suburbian bum

    suburbian bum 12oz Loyalist

    Joined: Jan 30, 2001 Messages: 14,673 Likes Received: 3
    Yes the 'crazies' are always the most interesting people ever. I have met lots of people who have amazing life stories.
     
  13. Grandola

    Grandola Senior Member

    Joined: Jul 16, 2002 Messages: 1,773 Likes Received: 0
    theres this homeless guy thats around the south side and my friends and i always bump into him. he asks us for change for food, and we know he needs it for beer, so we tell him.

    just tell us the truth - that you're gonna use it for beer and we'll give you some cash. so he tries to front for a while, then he's like, well, just don't tell anyone that i use it for beer, cause then i won't get shit...

    we give 'em some cash and he says god bless...

    thats my 2 pennies.
     
  14. -MOE LESTER-

    -MOE LESTER- Guest

    i was on the bus and starting talking to a crackhead and she was talking about learning different languages in high school so you could save your baby in traffic, she also said some shit about how robbing babies was wrong
     
  15. kissmyass#1

    kissmyass#1 Senior Member

    Joined: Feb 8, 2002 Messages: 1,071 Likes Received: 0
    fuck people on the bus, always in my way when i get off.............
     
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