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STEVEN SEGAL VS. CHUCK NORRIS

Discussion in 'Channel Zero' started by shape1369, Dec 15, 2005.

  1. shape1369

    shape1369 12oz Member

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    STEVEN SEGAL VS. CHUCK NORRIS

    Discussion started by shape1369 - Dec 15, 2005

    While recently watching Above the Law and The Delta Force in succesion of eachother, a
    friend and I wondered who is more badass, Steven Segal or Chuck Norris. Naturally the question
    then became, who would win in a fight? During peak performance, I go with Segal, I mean, he
    stabbed Tommy Lee Jones in the head. Plus. Norris needed more guns... Either way I present
    you with this main bout...


    [​IMG] vs. [​IMG]


    With opening matches between:

    [​IMG] vs. [​IMG]

    and


    [​IMG] vs. [​IMG]


    Also, has anyone else ever noticed how the covers of Segal's many movies are almost interchangable?
    I actually believe that the car on these two covers is the same, slight cosmetic changes, but its the same
    car. I also think you could switch the names of the movies but it wouldn't make a difference as to the
    plot or characters...

    [​IMG]
     
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  2. GLIK$

    GLIK$ Dirty Dozen Crew

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    um, no contest.
     
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  3. fuse=--action

    fuse=--action 12oz Senior Member

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    fuse=--action - Replied Dec 15, 2005

    Damnit, not 1st.


    Norris, because he had a cartoon series.




    *edit because i wasn't first.


    -fuse.
     
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  4. fatalist

    fatalist Dirty Dozen Crew

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    fatalist - Replied Dec 15, 2005

    Chuck Norris recently had the idea to sell his urine as a canned
    beverage. We know this beverage as Red Bull.

    haha. i thought this was funny.
     
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  5. dobsilla

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    dobsilla - Replied Dec 15, 2005

    norris

    mace

    travolta cyborg
     
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  6. Gunm

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    chuck norris....he trained with bruce lee after all.
     
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  7. shape1369

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    shape1369 - Replied Dec 15, 2005

    Tell me this dude wouldn't win...

    [​IMG]
     
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    __ __ __ __ 12oz Elite Member

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    __ __ __ __ - Replied Dec 15, 2005

    he wouldnt.. he cant see with those eyes closed foolio
     
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    ughhhhhh barf.
    Imagine humping that foool...
    I mean.. whith his hair all flying everywhere,,,
    ughhhh :yuck:
     
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  10. shape1369

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    shape1369 - Replied Dec 15, 2005

    He doesn't need eyes... He's a lama...
     
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    ohhhhhh .... damn peruvians
     
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    Jackson - Replied Dec 15, 2005

    I watched:
    [​IMG]

    Yesterday, van damn was pretty fucking pumped.
    Looks like he coulda shown anyone the door.
     
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  13. shape1369

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    shape1369 - Replied Dec 15, 2005

    We totally thought about him, I dunno if The Lama could handle some Vandammage...
     
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    ego maniac - Replied Dec 15, 2005

    dude in the background = extra ugly
     
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    Jackson - Replied Dec 15, 2005

    That movie was so bad.
    The tagline for it was "revenge is a dangerous motive".
     
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