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STEVEN SEGAL VS. CHUCK NORRIS

Discussion in 'Channel Zero' started by shape1369, Dec 15, 2005.

  1. shape1369

    shape1369 Member

    Joined: Apr 27, 2003 Messages: 557 Likes Received: 1
    While recently watching Above the Law and The Delta Force in succesion of eachother, a
    friend and I wondered who is more badass, Steven Segal or Chuck Norris. Naturally the question
    then became, who would win in a fight? During peak performance, I go with Segal, I mean, he
    stabbed Tommy Lee Jones in the head. Plus. Norris needed more guns... Either way I present
    you with this main bout...


    [​IMG] vs. [​IMG]


    With opening matches between:

    [​IMG] vs. [​IMG]

    and


    [​IMG] vs. [​IMG]


    Also, has anyone else ever noticed how the covers of Segal's many movies are almost interchangable?
    I actually believe that the car on these two covers is the same, slight cosmetic changes, but its the same
    car. I also think you could switch the names of the movies but it wouldn't make a difference as to the
    plot or characters...

    [​IMG]
     
  2. GLIK$

    GLIK$ Dirty Dozen Crew

    Joined: Jul 23, 2002 Messages: 22,277 Likes Received: 117
    um, no contest.
     
  3. fuse=--action

    fuse=--action Senior Member

    Joined: Oct 9, 2005 Messages: 1,855 Likes Received: 0
    Damnit, not 1st.


    Norris, because he had a cartoon series.




    *edit because i wasn't first.


    -fuse.
     
  4. fatalist

    fatalist Dirty Dozen Crew

    Joined: Mar 10, 2004 Messages: 6,354 Likes Received: 25
    Chuck Norris recently had the idea to sell his urine as a canned
    beverage. We know this beverage as Red Bull.

    haha. i thought this was funny.
     
  5. dobsilla

    dobsilla Senior Member

    Joined: Jul 15, 2004 Messages: 2,015 Likes Received: 20
    norris

    mace

    travolta cyborg
     
  6. Gunm

    Gunm Banned

    Joined: Aug 31, 2003 Messages: 12,427 Likes Received: 1
    chuck norris....he trained with bruce lee after all.
     
  7. shape1369

    shape1369 Member

    Joined: Apr 27, 2003 Messages: 557 Likes Received: 1
    Tell me this dude wouldn't win...

    [​IMG]
     
  8. __ __ __ __

    __ __ __ __ Elite Member

    Joined: Aug 31, 2003 Messages: 3,907 Likes Received: 92
    he wouldnt.. he cant see with those eyes closed foolio
     
  9. ego maniac

    ego maniac Elite Member

    Joined: Oct 6, 2005 Messages: 2,786 Likes Received: 0

    ughhhhhh barf.
    Imagine humping that foool...
    I mean.. whith his hair all flying everywhere,,,
    ughhhh :yuck:
     
  10. shape1369

    shape1369 Member

    Joined: Apr 27, 2003 Messages: 557 Likes Received: 1
    He doesn't need eyes... He's a lama...
     
  11. __ __ __ __

    __ __ __ __ Elite Member

    Joined: Aug 31, 2003 Messages: 3,907 Likes Received: 92
    ohhhhhh .... damn peruvians
     
  12. Jackson

    Jackson Veteran Member

    Joined: May 21, 2002 Messages: 7,345 Likes Received: 122
    I watched:
    [​IMG]

    Yesterday, van damn was pretty fucking pumped.
    Looks like he coulda shown anyone the door.
     
  13. shape1369

    shape1369 Member

    Joined: Apr 27, 2003 Messages: 557 Likes Received: 1
    We totally thought about him, I dunno if The Lama could handle some Vandammage...
     
  14. ego maniac

    ego maniac Elite Member

    Joined: Oct 6, 2005 Messages: 2,786 Likes Received: 0
    dude in the background = extra ugly
     
  15. Jackson

    Jackson Veteran Member

    Joined: May 21, 2002 Messages: 7,345 Likes Received: 122
    That movie was so bad.
    The tagline for it was "revenge is a dangerous motive".
     
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